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Top 10 Lame Hatfag Responses Minecraft SMP

boomer humor, cancer risk, Chad in hat, Class, Etiquette, freedom to wear, Hatfag, hatrack, insecure bald, Lame, lame hatfag responses, messy hair, Minecraft, Responses, smp, Top, UV rays

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4185
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Farms Harvested:	262	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Star Shards Collected:	261	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must wear a hat at all times! But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join us:

1. Show off your hat collection and flex on all the hatless peasants. 2. Chad in a hat stole your diamonds? Join us and get revenge by wearing the fanciest hat in the land. 3. Embrace the power of hats and unlock hidden hat-related abilities. 4. Going bald? No problem! Just wear a hat and no one will ever know. 5. No hatrack in your house? No worries, just wear your hat 24/7. 6. Who needs a hairbrush when you can just cover it up with a stylish hat? 7. Protect yourself from UV rays even when you’re inside a virtual restaurant. 8. Exercise your freedom to wear whatever ridiculous hat you want. 9. Forget about rules and etiquette, just wear a hat and have a blast. 10. If anyone questions your hat-wearing ways, just hit them with an “Ok boomer” and keep on gaming.

Join us for a wild ride filled with hats, shenanigans, and plenty of laughs!

Tan Lines R Us

Beach, body efficiency, efficient body, healthy skin, lines, melanin production, natural tan, outdoor activities, skin care, Summer, sun exposure, sun protection, sun safety, sun-kissed glow, sunscreen, tan, tan line fashion, tan line goals, tan lines, tanning, UV rays, Vitamin D

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

join our epic minecraft server and show off your tan lines to prove just how efficient your body is! we have a secret underground tan line competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual sunscreen! plus, our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates in emojis – can you decipher their messages and uncover the hidden treasure? join now for a chance to become the ultimate tan line champion and ghost whisperer!

TanQueenMinecraftSMP

Appearance, beauty, beauty standards, body image, bronzed, culture, fashion, health risks, Melanoma, Obsession, self esteem, skincare, societal norms, Sun, sun exposure, sun-kissed, tanning, TanQueenMinecraftSMP, trends, UV rays, Women

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Are you tired of living in a world where women are constantly obsessed with tanning? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all forms of tanning beds and spray tans! That’s right, no more orange Oompa Loompa-looking players running around our server. Join us for a sun-kissed free experience where your skin will always be pixel-perfect!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary group of players who have formed a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive diamond-encrusted dirt block. Rumor has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless treasure?

So come on down to our wacky world of wonders and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs tanning when you can have diamond-encrusted dirt blocks and crazy adventures with fellow players? Let the fun begin!

Blocky Idols

AMBITION, anime characters, blocky, compassion, courage, determination, discipline, Empathy, humility, IDOLS, inspiration, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, life role models, loyalty, perseverance, Respect, role models, Selflessness, strength, wisdom

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragons Tamed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	6663
Runes Activated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like a cross between Naruto and Goku – full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and friendship power-ups! Join us and follow in the footsteps of your favorite anime characters as you build, mine, and survive in a world where anything is possible. Plus, rumor has it that our admin is actually a secret ninja who can summon dragons with just a flick of their wrist. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft hero!

Bunny Bonanza Kingdom – Where Rabbits Rule and Players Drool!

#sustainability, alarming rate, Animal Behavior, bonanza, breeding, Bunny, conservation, Drool, ecological balance, ecology, ecosystem impact, Environment, intervention, Kingdom, liege, Management, mating habits, overpopulation, Pest Control, Players, population control, Rabbits, rapid growth, Reproduction, rule, wildlife

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Spears Created:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is overrun with rabbits breeding at an alarming rate. It’s like a cute fluffy apocalypse! Join us and witness the chaos as these bunnies take over the land, hopping around and causing mischief wherever they go. Will you be able to survive in a world where rabbits reign supreme? Join now and find out! Plus, rumor has it that the rabbits are actually secret agents working for a mysterious bunny mafia. Who knew that cute little creatures could be so sneaky? Join our server and uncover the truth behind this fluffy conspiracy. Don’t miss out on the rabbit revolution – join our server today!

VentureBlock MC VS Hypixel

Adventure, building, Community, creativity, Custom Items, Economy, Exploration, Grief Protection, Maps, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, Player Shops, Player vs environment, Player vs Player, PvE, PvP, Quests, Sandbox, schematics, Server, Survival, Testing

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Crops Grown:	8220	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Star Shards Collected:	248	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Hypixel VS VentureBlock MC

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
large player base	can be overcrowded
variety of mini-games	may experience lag

VentureBlock MC

Pros	Cons
player-based economy	smaller player base
custom enchantments	limited mini-games

FAQ

Is Hypixel suitable for players who enjoy a large community and variety of mini-games?

Yes, Hypixel is great for players who prefer a bustling server with many game options.

Is VentureBlock MC more focused on player-driven economies and custom enchantments?

Yes, VentureBlock MC offers a player-based economy system and custom enchantments for a more personalized gameplay experience.

Creepers & Endermen: Your sister’s black boyfriend gives diamonds

addressing prejudice, awkward situations, Black, Boyfriend, breaking barriers, challenging assumptions, communication skills, confronting bias, confronting stereotypes, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, diamonds, endermen, family acceptance, family dynamics, interracial dating, interracial relationship, navigating discomfort, Open-mindedness, race relations, sibling relationships, sister’s boyfriend, sisters, social norms, societal expectations, uncomfortable moments

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	272
Void Armor Forged:	29	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Tired of getting that look from your sister’s black boyfriend? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own empire and never have to deal with awkward family situations again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical force field that turns anyone who gives you that look into a friendly llama. So come join us and say goodbye to uncomfortable stares and hello to endless fun!

Crafty Cluckers: The Chicken Apocalypse

Apocalypse, beauty standards, Beyoncé, Bleaching, Celebrity, chicken, Cluckers, controversy, Crafty, cultural appropriation, empowerment, feminism, Girl Power, Identity, influencer, media scrutiny, Music (Industry), pandemic, pop culture, public figure, Race, racism, skin color, social media

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where Beyoncé isn’t worshipped like the queen she is? Look no further, because on our server, Beyoncé is our girl and we bow down to her fabulousness every day! Join us for epic Beyoncé dance parties, where we build pixelated shrines in her honor and blast her music through the virtual world. Who needs diamonds when you have Queen Bey ruling over your Minecraft kingdom? So come on over and join the Beyhive on our server – because if Beyoncé approves, you know it’s gonna be fierce!

PandoraShield Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, Blocks and Adventure, BUILD, creative freedom, diamond-based economy, Economy, Explore, Freedom of Action, HACKING, Minecraft, minecraft server, PandoraCraftGuard, PandoraShield, PandoraShield Protection, PCG, Protection, Server, Trade, Vanilla Experience, virtual wealth

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

? Vanilla Experience: Discover the exciting world of Minecraft with vanilla gameplay, enhanced with enhancements to enhance your experience and streamline your gameplay, while fully immersing yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

? PandoraShield Protection: We keep you and your world safe with our powerful protection system, PandoraCraftGuard (PCG). This provides reliable protection against hacking and unwanted actions of other players, allowing you to enjoy the game in a relaxed environment.

? Diamond Based Economy: On the server we have a unique diamond based economic system. This gives you the opportunity to trade, create and build your own virtual wealth, opening up new opportunities and resources for your development.

? Freedom of Action: With PandoraShield you have complete creative freedom. Endless opportunities await you to build, explore, and bring your wildest ideas to life.

mc.pandoracraft.pro

Scar SMP

1.12.2, 2b2t, Anarchy, Anarchyserver, Anarchysurvival, crash, DDOS, Development, Discord, Duping, Flight, GRIEFED.., Lag Machines, Paper, rules, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Survivalpvp, tweaking, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Void Gems Collected:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

SCAR SMP

Welcome to the page for the Scar SMP, a true anarchy survival server based on the 1.12.2 version.

Our server runs on Paper, we are a brand new server (Although spawn is already griefed heavily)

Our only rules:

Dont make lag machines.

Dont DDoS/Crash the server

Duping is allowed

Flight is enabled

We heavily base our antics on the popular, and oldest anarchy server, 2b2t. Though we beg not to be compared, we are different.

WE ARE STILL IN HEAVY DEVELOPMENT AND TWEAKING!!If you have any suggestions, please do join our discord server!

discord.gg/PAQTrHbKS4

trueanarchy.duckdns.org:25572

PoopCraft: Where Every Block is a Treasure

Bliss, BLOCK, BROWN, Brown Man, brown man’s heaven, Celestial, Divine, Dreamland, Ethereal, Haven, Heaven, ideal, idyllic, man, nirvana, Oasis, Paradise, Peaceful, PoopCraft, Sanctuary, Serene, Treasure, utopia

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Welcome to Brown Man’s Heaven, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground village where all the villagers wear sunglasses and ride pigs like they’re in a rodeo. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog made out of lava and obsidian. The winner gets to eat the hot dog, but be warned – it’s spicy!

3. Our admin, Bigfoot, is known for randomly turning players into chickens for his own amusement. Don’t worry, you’ll turn back eventually… we think.

4. We have a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually friendly and will help you mine diamonds. Just be sure to bring them some ghostly snacks!

5. Our server mascot is a rainbow-colored llama named Larry who can fly and shoot lasers from his eyes. He’s the ultimate protector against griefers and trolls.

So what are you waiting for? Join Brown Man’s Heaven today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyHell – Where Helldivers and Minecraft collide in chaos!

3rd person shooter, alien threats, Chaos, co-op, collide, contested planets, CraftyHell, elite fighting force, equipment reference, galactic campaign, General guide, Helldivers, interstellar struggle, Minecraft, objective-based missions, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, squad-based, Steam, Super-Earth, team composition, twin-stick shooter, war status, Wiki

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Void Gems Collected:	30
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a wild adventure where you and your squad of elite Helldivers battle to liberate the galaxy from alien threats. Picture this: you’re a badass Helldiver fighting on contested planets, completing insane missions in a procedurally generated world. Each successful mission brings us one step closer to total victory in our galactic campaign that may or may not work (we’re still figuring it out, okay?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the aliens are jealous. We’ve got top-notch gear, crazy loadouts, and the most epic team compositions you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get us started on the latest patch – it’s so fire, your mind will be blown.

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Because where else can you battle aliens, liberate planets, and have a blast with your squad all in one place? Plus, rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a space llama into battle. Trust us, it’s totally legit. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

Welcome to MozzarellaCraft – the cheesiest server in the universe! No crackers allowed.

Allowed, application, Cheats, Cheesiest, Community, crackers, dedicated server, Discord, Dynmap, Economy, Grief Protection, Lag, Moderators, MozzarellaCraft, multiplayer, Playerbase, Plugins, Server, smooth experience, smp, Staff, Survival, Universe, Whitelist, whitelisting process

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Falling into the Void:	2
Farms Harvested:	718	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

LunarCraft Season 2

HermitCraft-like, community oriented, SMP server

Server Overview:

Features	Description
Player Oriented Economy	Focus on player interactions and trades
Anti-Grief Protection	Measures in place to prevent griefing
Anti-Cheats	Prevents cheating and unfair advantages
Small, Tight-knit Playerbase	Community focused with active players
Responsive Staff Team	Experienced moderators ready to assist
Welcoming Community	Friendly atmosphere for all players
Dynmap	Interactive map for easy navigation
Started	4/20/2024

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How can I join LunarCraft? A: To join LunarCraft, you need to be whitelisted. Fill out a short application on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/QuNMwu6D

Q: Is the server active? A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 and run on a dedicated server for lag-free gameplay.

Q: What is the minimum age requirement? A: Players must be above 16 years of age and show maturity.

Q: Can I suggest improvements for the server? A: Yes, feel free to reach out to “mutson” on Discord with any suggestions.