Uv Rays MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Block UV Rays: Fish Fertility Fun

investigation, marine life, environmental impact, marine conservation, marine research

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we out here investigatin’ da impact of sunscreen on marine life! We got scientists in da game tryna figure out if dem chemical compounds in sunscreen be messin’ up da coral reefs and makin’ da fish infertile. It’s like a wild science experiment happenin’ right in front of yo eyes!

But wait, there’s more! We got dolphins wearin’ sunglasses, turtles throwin’ shade, and squids rockin’ SPF 1000 sunscreen hats. It’s a whole new world under da sea, and you gotta be part of it!

So come on down to our server and dive into da ocean of possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a sunscreen-powered sea monster or a fish with a sunburn. The possibilities are endless, just like our imagination! So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s make some waves together! 🐠🌊🌞

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Top 10 Lame Hatfag Responses Minecraft SMP

lame hatfag responses, hatrack, messy hair, Class, Etiquette

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must wear a hat at all times! But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join us:

1. Show off your hat collection and flex on all the hatless peasants. 2. Chad in a hat stole your diamonds? Join us and get revenge by wearing the fanciest hat in the land. 3. Embrace the power of hats and unlock hidden hat-related abilities. 4. Going bald? No problem! Just wear a hat and no one will ever know. 5. No hatrack in your house? No worries, just wear your hat 24/7. 6. Who needs a hairbrush when you can just cover it up with a stylish hat? 7. Protect yourself from UV rays even when you’re inside a virtual restaurant. 8. Exercise your freedom to wear whatever ridiculous hat you want. 9. Forget about rules and etiquette, just wear a hat and have a blast. 10. If anyone questions your hat-wearing ways, just hit them with an “Ok boomer” and keep on gaming.

Join us for a wild ride filled with hats, shenanigans, and plenty of laughs!

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Tan Lines R Us

body efficiency, tan lines, natural tan, skin care, Vitamin D

join our epic minecraft server and show off your tan lines to prove just how efficient your body is! we have a secret underground tan line competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual sunscreen! plus, our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates in emojis – can you decipher their messages and uncover the hidden treasure? join now for a chance to become the ultimate tan line champion and ghost whisperer!

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TanQueenMinecraftSMP

skincare, health risks, trends, beauty standards, UV rays

Are you tired of living in a world where women are constantly obsessed with tanning? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all forms of tanning beds and spray tans! That’s right, no more orange Oompa Loompa-looking players running around our server. Join us for a sun-kissed free experience where your skin will always be pixel-perfect!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary group of players who have formed a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive diamond-encrusted dirt block. Rumor has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless treasure?

So come on down to our wacky world of wonders and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs tanning when you can have diamond-encrusted dirt blocks and crazy adventures with fellow players? Let the fun begin!

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DrunkCraft: LeaseEscape2021

LeaseEscape2021, lease termination, roommate compatibility, bad roommate, roommate conflict

Are you tired of living with a roommate who doesn’t flush, smokes cigarettes indoors, and pees in bottles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the horrors of real-life roommates and build your dream world without any bathroom-related issues.

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and create a world where flushing is mandatory and smoking indoors is strictly prohibited. Say goodbye to bottle-peeing roommates and hello to a community of like-minded players who just want to have a good time without any weird roommate drama.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave your real-life roommate woes behind. Who knew escaping bad roommates could be so much fun in Minecraft?

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SecretSquad Minecraft Server

mind-blowing revelation, craziest secret, Shocking revelation, long-held secret, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old secrets? Join our Minecraft server and uncover the craziest secrets about your fellow players! From secret underground bases filled with llamas to hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, you never know what you’ll find on our server. Plus, rumor has it that one player has a secret obsession with building giant statues of chickens…intrigued yet? Join now and start uncovering the wildest secrets in the Minecraft universe!

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FutureCraft2100

Future, 2100, scientific research, Time Jump, discovery

Imagine waking up in the year 2100 and being greeted by a group of scientists staring at you like you’re a rare species of panda! The first thing you should ask is not “Where am I?” or “What year is it?” but rather “Can I still play Minecraft in the future?!” And guess what, on our server, not only can you play Minecraft in the future, but you can also build your own time machine to travel back to the past and mess with historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra! Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?)

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Bosshub

java, Community, Players, custom fishing, Bosses

Java IP: Bosshub.net Bedrock IP: Bosshub.net Port: 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/FAFSZ3HVvp

Welcome to Bosshub, A server that provides so many features! We are a SMP server that listens to player feedback and tries to make the server the best it can possibly be! The server welcomes all players – Bedrock and Java!

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience such as homes, bosses, custom fishing, talent trees, quests, and so much more!!!

Show your support for the server by voting! We appreciate every single one of our players!!

Grab a seat, get comfy and stay for a while!

23.139.82.105:25571

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✧˚Capy World̥˚✧

Events, long term, EasyWarp, Plugins, java

We would love to have you! ♡ We are a small discord community hosting a small Minecraft server looking for long-term serious players/friends. Working on starting discord and server events 🙂 We really want a consistent amount of people on the server all the time. We started a few months ago and have built a bit but really want more creative friends! Consider joining us! We look forward to meeting you.

• Version 1.21

• SMP Style

• Java & Bedrock

• Plugins : EasyWarp, GriefPrevention, OnePlayerSleep, EssentialsX

capyworld.apexmc.co:26074

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ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

ThreadCraft, Louisiana, Minecraft, Florida, Virginia

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players from all over the US, from Alabama to Florida to West Virginia, all ready to team up and take on the craziest challenges Minecraft has to offer.

Our Discord is the place to be for all the latest gossip, tips, and hilarious memes. Want to find a fellow player who shares your love of building giant castles? Or maybe you’re on the hunt for a PvP partner who can take down mobs like a pro. Whatever you’re looking for, our server has got you covered.

But beware, we’ve got some rules too. No griefing, no stealing, and absolutely no building ugly dirt huts (seriously, we have standards). If you break the rules, you’ll have to face the wrath of our resident Minecraft wizard, who can turn your diamond armor into a pumpkin with just a flick of his wand.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Just don’t blame us if you end up spending hours mining for diamonds instead of doing your homework. It’s a dangerous world out there, but with the right team by your side, you can conquer anything. See you in the game!

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