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BootyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5115
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ores Mined:	3950	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Potions Brewed:	179	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and of course, the chance to see her perfect ass in all its blocky glory.

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? We got you covered. How about a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Yep, we’ve got that too. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party with all the mobs busting a move.

But the real reason you should join our server? Because she’s back, and her perfect ass is waiting for you to admire. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Blocky Boner Buddies Minecraft Server

acceptance, anxiety, blocky, body positivity, boner, Buddies, Confidence, control, Fun, growth, Insecurity, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, opportunity, personal growth, self love, self worth, self-image, Server, Sexuality, SIZE, small penis, VIRGINITY, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5431
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7868	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate small penis positivity! Embrace your tiny blocky appendage and don’t let size anxiety ruin your fun in the game. Our community is all about supporting each other and boosting confidence, no matter how pixelated your package may be.

Join us and share your small penis stories, like the player who was so insecure about his size that he never pursued any opportunities in the game. But now, thanks to our server, he’s feeling more confident and closer to losing his Minecraft virginity every day. Who knew building blocks could be so empowering?

So come on, join our server and let your small pixelated flag fly high! Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the world of Minecraft.

OneCraft Server: Is She The One?

Commitment, Communication, compatibility, Connection, DATING, deep bond, future together, Happiness, intuition, lifelong partner, long term relationship, love, Marriage, OneCraft, partner, relationship, Server, Significant Other, signs she’s the one, soulmate, true love, Trust

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding that special someone to build a blocky empire with? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the ultimate love connection for players seeking their pixelated soulmate.

Join us and you might just find your perfect match while fighting off creepers together or building a majestic castle for your future Minecraft wedding. Who needs Tinder when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

So come on, log in and see if she’s the one… for your Minecraft adventures, that is!

CraftyBrainsMC

analytical, astute, Brainiac, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, CraftyBrainsMC, critical thinking, GENIUS, GIFTED, High IQ, Insightful, intellectual, Intelligent, knowledgeable, Mensa, perceptive, problem solving, quick learner, signs of intelligence, Smart

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Votes:	197
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

If someone can successfully build a functioning roller coaster in Minecraft without any instructions, then you know they’re a genius! Join our server and show off your brain power by constructing mind-blowing creations that will leave Steve and Alex scratching their blocky heads in awe. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of highly intelligent Endermen who are always looking for new recruits. So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to outsmart the creepers and zombies lurking in the shadows. Who knew intelligence could be so much fun in the world of blocks and pixels?

BlindCrafters

BlindCrafters, Blindness, concept of sight, explaining sight, Perception, sense of sight, sensory experience, sight comprehension, sight concept, sight description, sight experience, sight explanation, sight perception, sightedness, vision, visual awareness, visual impairment, visual information, visual perception, visual stimuli, visual understanding

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	543
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

so, like, you know when you open your eyes and there’s stuff everywhere? well, imagine if there was nothing. like, just darkness all around. that’s what it’s like for some people, man. but on our server, you can SEE everything! like, there’s colors and shapes and stuff. it’s wild, dude.

plus, we have this legend about a player who found a diamond the size of a house. like, can you even imagine that? a freakin’ diamond house! and they say if you join our server, you might just stumble upon it yourself. or maybe you’ll find a portal to a land made entirely of cake. who knows, man. the possibilities are endless.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, on our server, pigs can sprout wings and soar through the sky. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya. so come on over and join us for the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life. you won’t regret it, bro.

PawCraft MRSA Mayhem

2019, 2020, 2021, animal health, antibiotic resistance, Antimicrobial Chemotherapy, canine, Clinical samples, epidemiology, Feline, germany, infectious diseases, MAYHEM, microbiology, MRSA, PawCraft, pet care, prevalence, veterinary medicine, Veterinary practices, Veterinary research, Zoonotic infections

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Votes:	6266
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can battle against giant mutant MRSA-infected dogs and cats!!! 😂🐶🐱 our server is like a vet clinic gone wrong, with crazy creatures running amok everywhere! u gotta use ur crafting skills to make antibiotics and save the day! 🦠💊🔬 join now for the wildest adventure of ur life! 🤪 #MRSAmadness #veterinarychaos #minecraftmayhem 🎮🔥

Nation of Stressed Minecraft People trying to Roleplay but failing miserably

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Failing.., Hardcore, KitPvP, Minecraft, Minigames, Miserably, nation, Parkour, people, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, stressed, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8260
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Nation SMP Server Overview

Server Start Date	11 August (or sooner)
Number of Players	18
Discord Server	Join Discord

FAQ

Q: What is Nation SMP?

A: Nation SMP is a Minecraft server where players can have a say in decisions regarding mods/plugins and other aspects of the server.

Q: When does the server start?

A: The server is scheduled to start on 11 August, but it may start sooner.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: There are currently 18 players on the server.

Q: Is the Discord server active?

A: Yes, the Discord server is chill and active. You can join using the following link: Discord Link

Shangri-Craft Server

Adventure, Anime, Battle against Ctarnidd, cute, Cute Characters, cute companions, epic quests, exciting battles, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Manga, mobile game, multiplayer, ONLINE, Rei, role playing, RPG, Server, shangri-la frontier, ShangriCraft, strategy

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5322
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Come join our Minecraft server and battle against the evil Ctarnidd! He may sound scary, but trust us, he’s actually just a big softie who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll give you a magical unicorn as a reward. And let’s not forget about Rei, the adorable sidekick who will help guide you through your journey with her cuteness and charm. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

TaxCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2115
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	4083	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Forget about income, sales, and VAT – on our server, the only currency that matters is diamonds! And let me tell you, our diamond economy is booming. You’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLiarz

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Have you ever told your friends you were a Minecraft pro, but in reality, you couldn’t even build a proper dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally live out that lie and become the ultimate Minecraft legend! Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret society of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the hero you always pretended to be – join our server now and start living the Minecraft dream!