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EgiptoCraft

Adventure, base, BUILD, collect, Earth, EgiptoCraft, EgyptCraft, Explore, Fun, GUARANTEED, Immerse, Map, Minecraft, Modalities, Real World, Resources, Server, Skills, Survival, Unique

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Welcome to EgyptCraft! Immerse yourself in a unique Minecraft server, where fun and adventure are guaranteed. At egiptocraft.mysrv.us, you can enjoy two exciting modalities that will test your skills: Survival Earth: Explore a map based on the real world, build your base, collect resources and survive in

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⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, things of God, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Villages Defended:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Ethereal Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, anal hygiene, Asshole Cleaning, bathroom cleanliness, bathroom hygiene, bathroom innovation, bathroom technology, bidet gun, bum gun, Ethereal, Fajitas, hygiene products, personal hygiene, Realm, shithole country, spicy food, Tex-Mex, TOILET, toilet hygiene, toilet innovation, toilet paper, toilet technology, united states of america

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	914
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1241	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! You ever take a dump and it feels like a fire-breathing dragon coming out of your ass? Well, fear no more because I have the solution for you! Introducing the magical bidet gun, the bum gun that will change your life forever.

Imagine this: you’re sitting on the toilet, feeling the burn of your spicy fajitas making their grand exit. But wait, instead of suffering through the pain of wiping with sandpaper, you just aim that bidet gun and BAM! Your ass is cleaner than a baby’s bottom.

No more raw assholes, no more painful wipes, just pure, smooth cleanliness thanks to the power of the bidet gun. Join our Minecraft server and experience the true joy of a clean booty hole while building epic structures and battling creepers. Don’t miss out on this life-changing experience, join now!

BabySnatchinMamaNoSitter

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8820
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family time? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize keeping your little ones close! Just like this mom who wouldn’t let anyone come between her and her baby, we understand the bond between player and pixel. Join us and never worry about being separated from your blocks again! Plus, our server is so family-friendly, even the creepers will want to babysit your little ones! So come join us and keep those bonds strong, just like the bond between this mom and her baby. Who needs daycare when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

Crafty Car Mike R.

Address, anthropomorphism, attachment, CAR, Communication, Connection, Crafty, emotional bond, Habit, Identity, Individuality, mike, Mike R, Naming, Nickname, ownership, Personalization, personification, relationship, Repetition, sentiment, Vehicle

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	5

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw epic raves every night. and don’t even get me started on the diamond mine that’s guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones. plus, if you name your car “Mike R.” on this server, you gotta talk to him like he’s your bffl or else he’ll drive off without you. so come on down and join the madness, cuz on this server, anything goes!

Pig Organ Prank Wars

Attack, cancerous cells, data analysis, disguise, ELIMINATION, EXPERIMENTAL, growth, humans, immune system, immunotherapy, medical breakthrough, monkeys, oncology, Organ, Pig, pig organs, prank, research, scientists, Therapy, Treatment, Trick, tumours, Wars

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9938
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	1441	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we trick tumours into thinking they’re pig organs! our scientists have mastered the art of disguising cancerous cells to confuse the immune system. it’s like a crazy game of hide and seek but with life-saving consequences! join now and help us eliminate tumours while having a blast in the world of minecraft. who knew saving lives could be this fun?

TitansMC

Adventures, Challenges, Community, compatibility, Custom Features, Discord, Friends, game modes, innovation, Lobby, Minecraft, Network, Play, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Titans legacy, TitansMC, Via plugins, Website

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1469
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

TitansMC is a cutting-edge Minecraft server offering a premium gameplay experience! Dive into our 1.21 SMP, where survival meets innovation, and explore a vibrant world full of custom features and adventures. Our welcoming lobby connects you to an ever-expanding network, including Skyblock (coming soon) and more exciting game modes on the horizon.

With the latest Via plugins, TitansMC ensures seamless compatibility for players on any version. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or taking on challenges solo, TitansMC is the ultimate destination for all Minecraft enthusiasts. Join us today and become part of the Titans legacy!

Server IP: play.titansmc.xyz Website: titansmc.xyz Discord: https://discord.gg/e5heHn8crP

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Eternal Horizon 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, anime adaptation, Anime Community, Character development, dark fantasy, Emilia, ETERNAL, fanbase, FANTASY, HORIZON, hype, isekai, light novel, Manga, Mystery, Otaku, plot twists, Psychological, RAM, re zero, rem, Subaru Natsuki, Supernatural

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	3780

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s the bomb dot com. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that it will make your grandma do the floss dance.

First off, we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection. And don’t even get me started on the mobs, they’re crazier than a squirrel on Red Bull.

But wait, there’s more! Our builds are so epic, they make the pyramids look like child’s play. And our community? Let’s just say they’re more welcoming than a warm hug from a fluffy unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown faster than a creeper in a TNT factory. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBoobsNoCareLOL

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mines Excavated:	1548	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Star Shards Collected:	207

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter! We don’t care about cleavage size or sexy outfits, we’re all about the blocky fun! Just like how this guy doesn’t care about his girlfriend’s boobs, we don’t care about your Minecraft skin – as long as you’re here to have a good time! So come on in and let’s build some crazy creations together, because who needs cleavage when you have creeper explosions to worry about? Join now and let’s show the world that Minecraft is all about the blocky love, not the blocky cleavage!

Diamonds4Days

common misconceptions, Communication Issues, dating advice, dating mistakes, dating tips, Diamonds4Days, female perspective, gender assumptions, gender differences, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male perspective, misconceptions, relationship advice, relationship advice for men, relationship advice for women, relationship dynamics, relationship expectations, relationship misconceptions, relationship misunderstandings, romantic gestures

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Farms Harvested:	255
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find more diamonds than a pickaxe-wielding pro! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples that will make you invincible in PvP battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of creepers that explode into showers of emeralds instead of destroying your hard-earned creations. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon herself.

So come join us on our server, where the grass is always greener, the mobs are always friendlier, and the adventure never ends. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the magic of our server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else.