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IsekaiCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, alternate world, Anime, escapism, FANTASY, fantasy world, isekai, IsekaiCraft, Journey, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, new world, OTHERWORLDLY, parallel universe, Reincarnation, Server, Shikkaku, Supernatural, tonight, Trapped, Web Novel

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server tonight and prepare to be amazed by the sheer insanity that awaits you!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is like a psychedelic trip through the blocky universe, where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted infinite riches and eternal glory.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the ghasts tell dad jokes instead of shooting fireballs. It’s a dimension of pure chaos and hilarity that will leave you in stitches.

So why wait? Join our server tonight and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

YuriCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Anime, Diversity, emotional connection, Fiction, gender, Lesbian, LGBTQ, Literature, love, Manga, Minecraft, personal preference, reading, relationships, romance, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, societal norms, storytelling, YuRi, YuriCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is like a yuri romance novel come to life! Dive into a world where blocks fall in love, creepers have secret crushes, and Endermen write love letters in the moonlight. Join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “Is it weird I like playing on this server as a guy? Not just for the blocks but for the romance. Idk, I just love all the crazy stories!” So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the love story of a lifetime unfold before your very eyes!

NurseryCraft: No Art for Nieces, Just for Son!

art, attitude, baby shower, Boundaries, Communication, creativity, drawing, family, Future, gender, hobby, Jealousy, Niece, nieces, Nursery, NurseryCraft, Painting, relationships, sexism, sister, Son, Support

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

🤣👶🎨 Yo, so check it – I’m a soon-to-be dad (27m) and my wifey Ellie (26f) is preggo with our lil’ dude due in August. Now, lemme tell ya ’bout this epic Minecraft server we got goin’ on over here. It’s like, the ultimate virtual nursery for all your pixelated parenting needs! 🍼🎮

So, I’ve always been into art, right? But my fam never really supported me, especially my sis Rebecca (32f). She’s preggo too, expecting a girl in October. Anyhoo, me and Ellie wanted to jazz up our son’s nursery with some dope artwork, ya feel me? I spent weeks designing and painting this masterpiece that totally vibes with his name. And let me tell ya, it’s lit AF! 🔥🎨

Fast forward to our baby shower, where we’re showin’ off the nursery to our peeps. And who shows up? None other than jealous sis Rebecca. She straight up demands I make her a custom piece for her daughter too. Like, excuse me? This chick never supported my art before, now she wants a piece of the pie? Nah, fam. Not happenin’. 🙅‍♂️🚫

She starts throwin’ shade, callin’ me sexist and whatnot. Like, bruh, chill. I ain’t playin’ that game. So I told her to bounce and take her negativity elsewhere. But then her hubby hits me up, tryna smooth things over. Sorry, dude, but I ain’t playin’ that game either. No room for toxic vibes in my virtual nursery, ya dig? 🚫👶

So, come join our Minecraft server for some epic nursery decor drama and family feuds. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we got pixel art to keep us sane, amirite? 🤪✨ #MinecraftDrama #PixelParenting #ArtisticAntics

RespawnReligion

Afterlife, Beliefs, death, divine justice, Eternity, FAITH, Heaven, Hell, judgment, Karma, nirvana, Paradise, Purgatory, Reincarnation, Religion, RespawnReligion, resurrection, salvation, Soul, spirituality, Transcendence

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	3809	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Are you tired of respawning in the same boring old world after you die in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you get to choose your own afterlife destination! Want to respawn in a land made entirely of candy? Done. How about a dimension where you can ride unicorns all day? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft where death is just the beginning of your crazy adventures. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough diamonds, you can unlock the secret realm of infinite bacon! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic journey to the afterlife today!

CraftyCholesterolBusters

Atherosclerotic cardiovascular disease, Cardiology, cardiovascular health, Cholesterol lowering, clinical trials, Coronary artery disease, CraftyCholesterolBusters, drug therapy, Evolocumab, Healthcare, Heart Disease, High cholesterol, LDL cholesterol, Lipid management, medication, PCSK9 inhibitor, pharmaceutical, research, review, Secondary prevention, Treatment

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Enchantments Applied:	279
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Alien Abductions:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Crops Grown:	9937	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. Like, you gotta join because, like, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. And, like, the spawn area is a giant rainbow made out of Skittles.

Once, there was this player who found a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and treasure chests full of diamond blocks. And, like, the llamas taught him how to do the Macarena while mining for diamonds. It was, like, the most epic thing ever, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? Yeah, you heard me right. Flying. Laser. Pigs.

So, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever, you gotta join this one. Trust me, it’s like a party in your computer screen.

BlockyWorld Minecraft Server

Background, birthplace, BlockyWorld, city, Country, culture, geography, heritage, home address, Hometown, Identity, location, Minecraft, Nationality, Origins, place of origin, Region, Residence, Roots, Server, TOWN, Village, where you from

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama of doom, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even ride on a flying pig into battle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and challenges players to chicken dance-offs for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you clucking with excitement!

PixelPoke RP Minecraft Server

2024.., 4chan, activity with Pokemon, advances, desuarchive, FAQ, Gay, Minecraft, open guide, PixelPoke, pokemon, Pokephilia, pokeverse, porn dumps, question of the day, Rentry, RP thread, Server, starting guide, Straight.., Trash thread, weirdest shape, Wheel Edition

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

In this wild world, you’ll encounter Pokemon like never before. Want to ride a Pikachu like a majestic steed? Go for it! Feel like having a deep conversation with a Snorlax about the meaning of life? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed.

But beware, things can get a little… spicy in this server. With straight and gay pokephilia threads, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon. Just remember to direct your porn dumps to the appropriate channels and keep the main chat PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge).

So come on down and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a heated debate about which Pokemon has the weirdest shape. Spoiler alert: it’s probably Ditto, because that blob can transform into anything (and we mean anything). See you in the Pokeverse, trainers!

Rubles & Riches Minecraft Server

$11 Billion, billion, boom, dividends, Dividends on War, Economy Boom, Economy Boom Billion, Minecraft, Pocket, Pocket $11 Billion, Riches, Rubles, Russian, Russian Tycoons, Russian Tycoons Boom, Russian Tycoons Dividends, Russian Tycoons Economy, Russian Tycoons Pocket, Server, tycoons, Tycoons Pocket, War Economy, War Economy Boom, War Economy Dividends

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2668
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Ores Mined:	4624
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2060
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russian tycoons are pocketing $11 billion dividends on war economy boom! we got diamonds for days and creepers that explode like fireworks on new year’s eve! our players are so rich they build houses out of solid gold blocks and ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs! join us and become a virtual billionaire in our insane virtual world where anything is possible!

CraftyPutin’sRecruitDischargeCraft

Agreement, Alliance, Army, bilateral, cooperation, CraftyPutinsRecruitDischargeCraft, Defense, defense personnel, Diplomacy, discharge, discharge agreement, Indian nationals, Indians, international relations, Military, pm modi, Putin meeting, Recruitment, russia, soldiers, summit

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mines Excavated:	3630	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA BE RECRUITED BY DA RUSSIAN ARMY!!! PM MODI AND PUTIN MET AND NOW ALL INDIANS CAN JOIN DA ARMY!!! U CAN FIGHT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH DA RUSSIANS!!! BE A PART OF DIS HISTORIC ALLIANCE AND SHOW DEM MOBS WHO’S BOSS!!! JOIN NOW BEFORE PUTIN CHANGES HIS MIND AND RECRUITS PIGS INSTEAD!!! #MinecraftArmyAlliance #PutinAndModiBesties

DadCraft: Brain Boost & Bonding

Bonding, bonding and mental health risks, Boost, Brain, brain structure, brain structure and bonding, brain structure and mental health risks, DadCraft, Fatherhood, fatherhood and bonding, fatherhood and brain structure, fatherhood and brain structure changes., fatherhood and mental health, fatherhood and mental health risks, fatherhood changes brain structure, fatherhood impact on bonding, fatherhood impact on brain structure, fatherhood impact on mental health, mental health risks

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Enchantments Applied:	90	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

so, like, u know how when u become a dad ur whole brain changes? well, this server is like that but for minecraft players! join us and watch as ur brain gets all twisted and turned while u build ur epic creations! u will bond with ur fellow players like never before, but watch out for the mental health risks – u might start seeing creepers in real life! so come join us on this wild ride and see how fatherhood can alter ur minecraft experience in the most insane ways possible!