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OldFartCraft: Where even the creepers can’t handle the smell

aging, aging effects, aging gracefully, aging process, body changes, body odor, CREEPERS, feminine hygiene, feminine odor, handle, hygiene, Menopause, natural body changes, odor control, OldFartCraft, personal hygiene, self-care, smell, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women, women’s bodies, Women’s Health, women’s wellness

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a woman’s vaginal odor as she ages? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll have you saying “What’s that smell?!” But don’t worry, it’s just the scent of adventure and fun waiting for you around every corner. Join us and experience the ups and downs of Minecraft like never before – just like the ups and downs of a woman’s vaginal odor!

FratCraft: Where Cunts and Maxxing Collide

campus antics, college experience, college life, college parties, collide, crazy nights, Cunt, cunts, drinking games, frat boys, FratCraft, Fraternity, fraternity brothers, Greek life, Hookups, living it up, MAXXING, outrageous behavior, party culture, partying, reckless behavior, wild behavior, Wild nights

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, come join our server where we have frat boys running around in diamond armor, flexing their muscles and maxxing out their enchantments like it’s nobody’s business!

We’ve got a special event where every full moon, a giant frat party erupts in the middle of the server, complete with keg stands, beer pong tournaments, and even a dance-off to see who can do the best floss dance.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where you can challenge the frat boys to a game of “drink or die” – if you win, you get all their loot, but if you lose, you have to chug a potion of poison!

So come join our server for a wild and crazy time that you won’t find anywhere else. Just make sure to bring your party hat and your best frat boy impression!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

blocktopia, CREEPERS, fear, greatest of all time, historical achievements, history in the making, history makers, iconic, Legendary, record holders, record-breaking, setting the bar high, surpassing expectations, surpassing records, top performers, Trailblazers, Tread, Unbeatable, unbeatable records, unbeaten, unmatched, unmatched excellence, Unparalleled, Will they ever be surpassed

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	380
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate in craziness and chaos!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust a move and the skeletons breakdance. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the insanity for yourself? Will they ever be surpassed? Probably not, because we’re too busy having a blast to even think about it!

BoomerCraft: Where the Internet is Still Stuck in 2016

2015, 2016 election, 9/11, BoomerCraft, digital age, generational divide, internet, memes, millennial, Nostalgia, Older, online culture, pizza hut, pop culture, Reminiscing, social media, spongebob, Stuck, Throwback, trends, twitter, viral content

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1785
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of feeling ancient on the internet? Join our Minecraft server and escape the woes of aging memes and nostalgia! Our server is like a time machine back to the good old days of blocky graphics and endless possibilities.

Imagine a world where 9/11 was just a distant memory and Pizza Hut from 1991 was still up for grabs. On our server, you can build your own Pizza Hut replica and defend it from any nostalgic thieves who try to take it from you.

But that’s not all – we also have Spongebob-themed challenges where you can prove once and for all that the old episodes were truly the best. Dive into the nostalgia of Bikini Bottom and show off your building skills in our underwater world.

So why wait? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the internet in a hilarious and absurd way. Who knows, you might even discover a secret time portal hidden in the pixelated landscapes of Minecraft!

Pixelated Paradise: The “Is This Art Style Called Minecraft?” Server

Aesthetic, Analysis, art, art style, artistic expression, called.., classification, creativity, critique, definition, design, Evaluation, Exploration, form, genre, Identification, inquiry, Interpretation, Medium, Minecraft, Paradise, pixelated, question.., Server, Style, Technique, Visual

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5997
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dimension Hops:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic art styles? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of avant-garde pixel perfection! Join us and experience the mind-blowing art style that we like to call “Pixel Picasso meets Minecraft Madness.”

Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with blocky wonders and suddenly, you stumble upon a towering structure made entirely out of rainbow-colored sheep. Yes, you heard that right. Rainbow sheep. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman DJ?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who commands an army of warrior chickens ready to defend their coop at all costs. Join us now and become part of this wacky world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Mommy’s Best Boy’s Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Audience, Bear in the Big Blue House, bitch summoning stick, Boys, campaign speech, FEMCEL, Good Boy Points, Jews, Lies, manifesto writing, meanie eyes, Minecraft, mommy’s boy, Mommys, outside danger, peppa pig, political dynamite, population statistics, presidential campaign, straight white male, TENDIES, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Buildings Constructed:	22	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Votes:	9794
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ores Mined:	7332

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the clutches of femcels and enjoy the company of fellow straight white males! Join us for a wild adventure filled with tendies, bitch summoning sticks, and political dynamite.

Our server is the perfect place for those who believe in the threat posed by certain groups (we won’t say who, but you know who we mean). With 10,000 Good Boy Points up for grabs, why wouldn’t you want to join us?

So come on in, build your own headquarters, and let’s start a revolution together. Just remember, no femcels allowed!

CraftyCreepers: Where SAARS teach kids to deal with rapists in Minecraft!

Abuse, advocacy, assault, Awareness, children, Community, CraftyCreepers, Deal, education, empowerment, Kids, Minecraft, parenting, Prevention, prevention awareness., Protection, rapists, saars, Safety, self defense, Support, teach

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we teach our players how to deal with creepers and grievers like a boss from a young age! Just like SAARS teaches their kids how to handle rapists, we teach our players how to handle any troublemakers in the game. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected friendships along the way. Who knows, you might even become a master at fending off those pesky Endermen with just a flick of your wrist! So come on, join us and show those Minecraft baddies who’s boss!

Creepers to Keepers: Where Former Enemies Become Allies

Allies, Ally, change of heart, Character development, cooperation, CREEPERS, enemies, forgiveness, former enemy, growth, Keepers, newfound friendship, overcoming differences, Peace, reconciliation, Redemption, second chances, teamwork, transformation, Trust, turning point, Understanding, Unity, unlikely alliance

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Enchantments Applied:	57
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate plot twist – your former enemy becomes your ally! Imagine teaming up with the player who used to grief your builds and steal your diamonds, now fighting side by side against the mobs and other players. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored! Join now for the most dramatic Minecraft experience of your life!

RicePaddleCraft: Where Asian gamers unite to build, mine, and conquer pixelated worlds!

anti-imperialism, asian, Asian unity, brotherhood, BUILD, CCP, Chinese, Conquer, cooperation, east asia, economic interests, foreign policy, Gamers, imperial Japan, Industries, japanese, koreans, meddling influence, Natural resources, pixelated, RicePaddleCraft, solidarity, unite, Unity, Vietnamese, Western imperialists, worlds, 富國强兵

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	213
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promote unity among the Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, and Vietnamese players! Forget about fighting mobs, our real enemies are the decadent Western imperialists trying to steal our diamonds and disrupt our peaceful mining operations.

Join us as we prioritize our economic interests, protect our natural resources, and build a strong army to defend against any Western invaders. Together, we will shape our own foreign policy and show those meddling imperial powers who’s boss!

So come on, join us in creating a powerful alliance and dominating the Minecraft world. 富國强兵! Let’s show those Western imperialists what we’re made of!

Blocky Ragnarok: Crafting Chaos & Creepers Galore!

4Chan userbase, blocky, Chaos, client creation, coding, COMMUNITY SERVER, Crafting, CREEPERS, Galore, game development, game server, game threads, Gaming Community, gaming forum, mmorpg, Nostalgia, online gaming, Online Multiplayer, Player Base, private server, Ragnarok, ragnarok online, RMS link, VG, virtual world

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9976
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no personality? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against other players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few of those little guys running around! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even try your hand at our custom mini-game, “Dance Dance Creeper Revolution,” where you have to out-dance a group of explosive mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community on the block. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon one of the hidden portals that lead to a dimension filled with talking pigs and flying cows. The possibilities are endless, so come on in and let the madness begin!