Imagine a world where you and your virtual partner argue over who should pay for your in-game medical bills because of all those pesky UTIs you keep getting. Will they split the cost or leave you high and dry? The suspense is killing us!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of tracking expenses on an Excel spreadsheet with your in-game partner, all while trying to survive in a world where bacteria-filled intercourse can lead to unexpected infections. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and antibiotics!
So why wait? Join our server now and see if you’re the real MVP who can handle the financial strain and medical emergencies of Minecraft life. Who knew virtual relationships could be so complicated?
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. And don’t worry, if it burns like hell when you piss or cum, that just means you’re having a blast on our server! So come on, join us and let the hilarity ensue. Just make sure to bring some extra underwear, because you’re gonna need it!
Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.
So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!
Join us for a world where creepers are actually friendly and trade you rare items for hugs. Build a castle made entirely out of cake and watch as villagers flock to your sugary fortress. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your wildest dreams, come join us and let the madness begin!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| World Age | 1.5+ years old |
| Events and Polls | Regular events and polls |
| Whitelist | Application required for access |
| Community | Active community and staff |
| Mods | In-game voice chat, art and music maker mods |
| Lore | Rich storyline and lore |
| Java Version | v1.19.3 |
| Custom Origins | Unique origins and beliefs |
Join our Discord for more information!
No, being a content creator is not a requirement, but the server is tailored towards content creators.
You can apply for whitelist through our Discord server by filling out the application form.
We host various events such as building competitions, PvP battles, treasure hunts, and more.
Yes, we welcome suggestions from our community members and regularly consider adding new mods or features based on feedback.
1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on any griefers trying to ruin the fun. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors.
2. The spawn point is actually a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. Who knows what kind of adventures await you there!
3. Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers have decided to join in on the fun. Don’t worry, they promise not to blow up your builds… most of the time.
4. Want to become a Minecraft millionaire? Well, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere on the server. Good luck finding it before someone else does!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft world. Just remember, this is canon and you will read it.
