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Uti

  • DocCraftLove

    DocCraftLove
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of financial disputes and UTI woes!

    Imagine a world where you and your virtual partner argue over who should pay for your in-game medical bills because of all those pesky UTIs you keep getting. Will they split the cost or leave you high and dry? The suspense is killing us!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of tracking expenses on an Excel spreadsheet with your in-game partner, all while trying to survive in a world where bacteria-filled intercourse can lead to unexpected infections. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and antibiotics!

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you’re the real MVP who can handle the financial strain and medical emergencies of Minecraft life. Who knew virtual relationships could be so complicated?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PeeBurnCraft

    PeeBurnCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any smelly crotches like the one in this story! Our server is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re bathing in a field of flowers while playing.

    Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!

    Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.

    So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!

    New Minecraft Server
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