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  • Aid Oasis 1.21.2

    Aid Oasis 1.21.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make your dick stand at attention like never before! Our server is so exciting, it will make you pee yourself with laughter and joy. Plus, our crazy dreams will make you hornier than a rabbit in springtime. Forget cranberries, the only cure you need is to join our server and let the madness take over. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and make your half-erect dreams come true!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DocCraftLove

    DocCraftLove

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of financial disputes and UTI woes!

    Imagine a world where you and your virtual partner argue over who should pay for your in-game medical bills because of all those pesky UTIs you keep getting. Will they split the cost or leave you high and dry? The suspense is killing us!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of tracking expenses on an Excel spreadsheet with your in-game partner, all while trying to survive in a world where bacteria-filled intercourse can lead to unexpected infections. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and antibiotics!

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you’re the real MVP who can handle the financial strain and medical emergencies of Minecraft life. Who knew virtual relationships could be so complicated?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dick Trouble Minecraft Server

    Dick Trouble Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee a little? Look no further, because our server is so hilarious, you’ll be questioning if you have a UTI or a yeast infection from laughing so hard!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. And don’t worry, if it burns like hell when you piss or cum, that just means you’re having a blast on our server! So come on, join us and let the hilarity ensue. Just make sure to bring some extra underwear, because you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PeeBurnCraft

    PeeBurnCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any smelly crotches like the one in this story! Our server is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re bathing in a field of flowers while playing.

    Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!

    Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.

    So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hardcore Survival Server In Early Beta

    Hardcore Survival Server In Early Beta

    New Minecraft Servers

    Small Minecraft Server created by MaskedVillain

    My goal is to make a more challenging version of minecraft survival, while building a small yet strong community. Thanks for checking me out!

    – Free ranks– LeveledMobs– Auction House– Bloodnights

    51.222.254.205:25684

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Nodenium

    Nodenium

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join us this Saturday (March 30th) for the grand opening of our public creative server!

    Whether it’s creative or survival, Nodenium is dedicated to cultivating the creativity of Minecraft players from around the world. What started as a school boy’s pipe dream grew into a community of talented builders who all shared one common passion: Building. From fantasy to classical architecture, Nodenium members all have the talent and drive to create art in Minecraft.

    We offer an immersive experiences catered to developing talent in both new and old builders alike, including plots, comps, events, lessons, schematics and more!

    Join our Discord to learn more! https://discord.gg/8r9XJEVu86

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Lifesteal Factions

    Lifesteal Factions

    New Minecraft Servers

    IP: lifestealfactions.duckdns.org

    discord: https://discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3

    Step into the realm of LifestealFactions, where adrenaline-pumping battles and cunning strategy collide in a world of unbridled adventure. Prepare to experience Minecraft like never before as you embark on a journey filled with intense faction warfare, dynamic lifesteal mechanics, and classic 1.8 PvP combat.

    Join us on LifestealFactions and embark on an epic quest for power, glory, and conquest. With its unique blend of lifesteal mechanics, faction warfare, and classic 1.8 PvP combat, there’s never been a better time to experience Minecraft in all its glory. Are you ready to unleash the full potential of lifesteal and lead your faction to victory? The battle awaits, adventurer. Welcome to LifestealFactions.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Reunion

    Reunion

    New Minecraft Servers

    IP: reunionsmp.com

    Discord: https://discord.gg/DXNQvtpjNe

    Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

    Vanilla: While the server does have claims, homes, and a player economy, It is still considered almost entirely vanilla.

    Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

    Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /vip on the server.

    Roles:

    Owner – Go_ing

    Admin – Foxy75, Splooshie

    Moderator – JustinThe1, Neeser_, Dr_Vortex, Nix_Quinn_Dem

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Atm 9 Server 18+

    Atm 9 Server 18+

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a few more people to join a server I made. We have a few people right now but want atleast a couple more.

    We will have a few rules but mainly it is going to be an honor system as I want to play and not enforce the rules.

    Active players are what we want mainly, and I mean people who hope on for atleast a few hours every other day nothing too crazy.

    This is a survival server with a spawn area and that is it, looking to add shops to spice it up a bit.

    We have a discord and are all pretty friendly. Let me know if you would like to join.

    This is not the server Ip it wont let me post without one and I don’t want just a bunch of random people griefing

    Server Ip: mc.netherite.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

    Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Pandamium’s snapshot server is a experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Be one of the first to play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends!

    Our aim is to update to every new snapshot that comes out (usually every Wednesday) with experimental features enabled such as bundles, and 1.21 content! We discuss new and upcoming features, and host watch parties for Minecraft Live every year! If you join now you will be able to experiment with the crafters, Trial Chambers, the breeze, vaults, armadillos, wolf armour, wind charges, the bogged, the macethe new effectsand so much more!

    We have a very friendly community and multiple towns to join with a diamond-based trading economy. Since the height of our popularity from 2019 to 2022, the community has gotten a bit smaller but we still average around 10 players online at any given time. We reset the End every month to allow for exploration of end cities for new players, and we run an enchanced dragon fight once per month with a dragon egg up for grabs, but we aim to never reset the overworld and nether.

    We expect to be reworking many aspects of the server over this new year including adding warps and mailing using the latest data pack tech, and introducing more ways to have fun with friends in the snapshots!

    IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu

    Version: 24w13a (Latest Snapshot for 1.20.5 / 1.21)

    Discord: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru

    Website: https://www.pandamium.com/

    If you have any questions, we have a very helpful staff team, and usually multiple moderators online on the servers and on Discord, to assist with any issues or requests. We also have a Release Server if you’d prefer a more stable experience.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP