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  • Aid Oasis 1.21.2

    Aid Oasis 1.21.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make your dick stand at attention like never before! Our server is so exciting, it will make you pee yourself with laughter and joy. Plus, our crazy dreams will make you hornier than a rabbit in springtime. Forget cranberries, the only cure you need is to join our server and let the madness take over. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and make your half-erect dreams come true!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DocCraftLove

    DocCraftLove

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of financial disputes and UTI woes!

    Imagine a world where you and your virtual partner argue over who should pay for your in-game medical bills because of all those pesky UTIs you keep getting. Will they split the cost or leave you high and dry? The suspense is killing us!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of tracking expenses on an Excel spreadsheet with your in-game partner, all while trying to survive in a world where bacteria-filled intercourse can lead to unexpected infections. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and antibiotics!

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you’re the real MVP who can handle the financial strain and medical emergencies of Minecraft life. Who knew virtual relationships could be so complicated?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dick Trouble Minecraft Server

    Dick Trouble Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee a little? Look no further, because our server is so hilarious, you’ll be questioning if you have a UTI or a yeast infection from laughing so hard!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. And don’t worry, if it burns like hell when you piss or cum, that just means you’re having a blast on our server! So come on, join us and let the hilarity ensue. Just make sure to bring some extra underwear, because you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PeeBurnCraft

    PeeBurnCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any smelly crotches like the one in this story! Our server is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re bathing in a field of flowers while playing.

    Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!

    Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.

    So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BathroomBuddies Minecraft Server

    BathroomBuddies Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to help anyone angle their dingly dong into the toilet! Unlike in real life, you won’t have to worry about losing an arm or being in a cast here.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama of helping your boyfriend in the bathroom and instead focus on building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is a safe haven where you can let your creativity run wild without any judgment from weird and disgusting parents.

    So come on over and leave the real world behind – we promise you won’t have to pay for anyone’s meal here, unless you want to treat your fellow players to some virtual cake. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination. See you in-game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ValentineCraft: No Splitting Bills!

    ValentineCraft: No Splitting Bills!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t demand money from you last minute? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to pull a sneaky move like that guy did to you! Join us for a Valentine’s Day special event where we shower you with gifts and love, without any hidden fees or demands for cash. Who needs a getaway when you can escape to our virtual world full of fun and laughter? Don’t be the asshole, join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DumbCraft SMP: IQ Test Fail

    DumbCraft SMP: IQ Test Fail

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol, bro, if they ain’t playin’ on this Minecraft SMP, then they definitely ain’t smart. Like, this server is where all the big brain players hang out, ya know? We got diamonds for days, like literally raining from the sky. And our mobs? Oh man, they’re like super chill and will totally give you free hugs. Plus, our admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of evil villagers. True story, bro. So yeah, if you wanna prove you’re not a total noob, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, it’s where all the cool kids are at.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • YouthCraft – Nostalgia Edition

    YouthCraft – Nostalgia Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember when you were a kid and you could spend hours building epic forts out of pillows and blankets? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days and build the most insane forts you can imagine!

    Join us and become the ultimate fort builder, battling against other players in epic pillow fights and blanket wars. But be warned, the stakes are high – the loser has to do the dishes for a week!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner fort-building warrior!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Quantum Craft: Graphene Discovery

    Quantum Craft: Graphene Discovery

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got scientists discoverin’ new class of quantum states in graphene up in dis bish! Like, who even knew graphene could be so lit, amirite?

    Join us and witness the mind-blowing experiments happenin’ right before your blocky eyes. We got mad scientists doin’ all sorts of crazy shizz, like makin’ pigs fly and turnin’ creepers into friendly lil’ pets.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so next level, we got portals to alternate dimensions where you can battle zombie unicorns and ride on rainbow llamas. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man.

    So come on over and be a part of the most mind-bendin’, jaw-droppin’, graphenin’ experience of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this quantum state party!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Canopy

    Canopy

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Settings Hard Mode Survival, 1.21.0, Vanilla
    Features
      • Soft Border
      • Semi-Vanilla
      • Dynamic Map
      • New Hats
      • Datapacks
      • Community Builds
    Join Us Server IP: canopymc.net Discord: https://canopymc.net/discord Dynmap: https://canopymc.net/map

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server modded? No, the server is vanilla with a few plugins for moderation.
    What is the average player age? Our average player age is early to mid-20’s.
    Are there regular events on the server? Yes, we typically host fun events each week.
    Can I explore beyond the soft border? You are free to explore beyond the soft border, but be aware that anything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.
    Are there any protection plugins on the server? No, we have only added plugins that have no effect on the vanilla feel, such as no TPA or land protecting plugins.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP