UterusCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

UterusCraft: No Questions Asked

ASKED, Boundaries, Communication, Delivery, Etiquette, family, health concerns, Labor, long distance relationships, Messaging, Motherhood, personal space, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, questions, relationships, Respect, self-care, stress, Support, Updates, UterusCraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Animals Bred:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stress of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of constantly being bombarded with messages and phone calls about when you’re going to have your baby? Join our server and no one will bother you about updates on your pregnancy, because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs!

On our server, you can build a virtual delivery room and invite only your closest Minecraft friends to witness the birth of your blocky baby. No need to worry about your mom getting mad at you for not giving her constant updates – she can just log on to the server and see for herself!

And don’t worry about muting your phone or ignoring messages – on our server, the only messages you’ll receive are from fellow players asking to team up for a raid or trade resources. Say goodbye to the stress of constant notifications and hello to the joy of building and exploring in a world where the only updates you need to worry about are the ones for the game itself!

Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be delivering is epic gameplay!

UterusCraft: Test Before You Dig

Dig, test, UterusCraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crops Grown:	8288
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Void Gems Collected:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to test your survival skills in a world where the only way to determine if you’re pregnant is by completing insane challenges and quests. Forget about traditional pregnancy tests, here you’ll have to fight off hordes of zombie babies and creeper toddlers to prove your fertility!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of baby-making. Want to learn their ways and become the ultimate baby-making master? Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Snowy Creeper Revenge: Where Diversity and Explosions Collide!

AMA, black man, collide, controversial, creeper, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, explosions, History, interracial dating, Liberation, prejudice, race relations, relationships, Revenge, Slavery, Snowy, social justice, societal issues, Stereotypes, white women

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	2714
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Villages Defended:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace diversity in all forms, even in dating preferences! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate revenge for centuries of slavery by dating exclusively white women in the virtual world. Our server is filled with hilarious adventures and crazy stories, just like the one of our founder who is on a mission to shake things up in the dating world. So come on in and let’s have some fun together! Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places… or pixels.

FinlandCraft: Where Average Americans Can Finally Enjoy Finland Without Leaving Home

Adventure, AMERICANS, Average, Average American, culture, discovery, Enjoy, enjoying, Experience, Exploration, Finally, finland, FinlandCraft, Food, Foreign, home, Immersion, Language, LEAVING, Lifestyle, Nature, new, Nordic, Outdoor, Scandinavian, SightSeeing, travel

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Animals Bred:	147
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Emeralds Found:	879
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like taking a trip to Finland without ever leaving your computer chair! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a sauna filled with creepers relaxing and sipping on some hot cocoa. Or how about riding a polar bear through the snowy tundra while battling zombie reindeer? And don’t even get me started on the epic Viking battles that take place every Friday night. So come join us and experience the wacky world of Finland like never before! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

Crafty Creepers: Where even Steve thinks he can fix Her

acceptance, CHANGE, compassion, Crafty, CREEPERS, Empathy, FIX, Fixing relationships, forgiveness, growth, healing, love, mental health, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Redemption, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, steve, Support, Therapy, Thinks, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5576
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Are you tired of dealing with annoying villagers and their attitude problems? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally fix them! That’s right, no more dealing with snarky comments and eye rolls, just grab your tools and show those villagers who’s boss. Join us and show them who’s the real Minecraft master!

Down Under Disasters: Minecraft Mayhem Edition

#youtube, Australia, Australia riots, breaking out, Chaos, civil disturbance, current events, Disasters, Edition, Live, mainstream media, MAYHEM, media coverage, Minecraft, News, protest, Riots, second attack, Shutdown, Social Issues, stabbing attack, Unrest, Video, violence

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9962
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos is just beginning! Join us as we navigate through a world filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the riots breaking out in Australia. But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players to unleash their inner rebel without causing any real-life mayhem.

Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so wild that even mainstream media is trying frantically to shut it down. That’s right, we’re causing such a stir that they can’t handle the madness we bring to the virtual world.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything can happen. From unexpected stabbings to riots that come out of nowhere, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity!

OofCraft: The Sequel – ‘i have bad news bros pt. 2’

bad, bros, brother, Choker, Church, church girl, compliments, cute, emasculating, flirty, gay fantasies, knee socks, Laundry, Move, News, OofCraft, Phone, self insert, Sequel, Soccer, soccer player, Story, Surprise, thigh highs, yaoi

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a server where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! We’ve got church flirtations, yaoi fantasies, and knee socks that will make you question your masculinity. Who needs a boring old love triangle when you can have a love square with a twist?

Forget about building castles and farms, on our server, you’ll be building relationships and uncovering scandalous secrets. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama-filled adventures that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

CraftyCraft: Where even the creepers have better leadership skills than the President

CraftyCraft, CREEPERS, disastrous leadership, failed presidency, inadequate leadership, incapable leader, Incompetence, ineffective, ineptitude, lack of experience, lack of leadership skills, leadership, leadership failure, leadership incompetence, political failure, poor decision making, president, presidential inadequacy, presidential incompetence, presidential ineffectiveness, Skills, unfit for office, Unqualified, useless president, weak leadership

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of being surrounded by incompetent leaders in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the president of your own virtual world! And trust us, you can’t possibly be as useless as the presidents on our server.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will make you question your sanity. From navigating through lava-filled mazes to battling giant chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll actually be a better president in Minecraft than in real life!

So come join us and show the world just how useless you can be as a president in our wacky Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even surprise yourself with your incompetence!

Bratwurst & Blocks: Craft your way through Germania!

Adventure, Ancient, blocks, bratwurst, Craft, culture, discovery, Epic, Europe, Experience, Exploration, folklore, germania, History, Immersive, Journey, Legends, Live your myth, mythical beings, Mythology, storytelling, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1781
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Love Letters Sent:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
New Chunks Explored:	269977	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because in Germania, you can live out your wildest myths and fantasies!

Join us on a server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

Explore our vast world filled with majestic castles, mystical forests, and secret underground lairs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

But that’s not all! In Germania, you can ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil sorcerers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in Germania and let the adventure begin!

Shon’s Blocky Adventures: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Adventures, asmr, blocky, board rules, Clips, CREEPERS, fallenshadow, fear, global rules, Hiatus, Hide, Husbands, ignore, Links, Nise Menhera, Otis, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, Tread, twitch, twitter, VOD, Who

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	281
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can marry a schizo loli and have multiple husbands? Look no further! Join our server where Fallenshadow rules with an iron fist and enjoys the company of her many spouses. Make sure to treat her well or face the consequences!

But that’s not all, we also have a Ribbon Cage where you can watch the most entertaining content on the internet. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter accounts, including Nise Menhera and Manager Otis.

Join now before Fallenshadow goes on hiatus and refresh yourself on our global and board rules. Who knows what surprises await you on our server? Previous thread got too crazy? No worries, just report, ignore, and hide those pesky shitposters. See you in the game!

SnowyCraft: Where even the creepers are privileged

5/10, 6’2, being white, CREEPERS, GOD, guy, Indian, kms, Korean, lean, long trail tags, love, NEET, privileged, SnowyCraft, tags, White

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Votes:	2575
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of being a neet and just a 5/10 in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a 10/10 stud with abs for days? Done. Want to be a 7-foot-tall giant who can crush blocks with one hand? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can be as white as you want without any judgment! No need to worry about being Korean or Indian here, because on our server, you can be the whitest of them all and still be the coolest cat around. So come join us for some epic adventures and leave all your real-life worries behind!

Crafty Manga Mania

Adventure, Anime, comics, Crafty, creativity, enjoyment, Entertainment, escapism, Fiction, Fun, graphic novels, hobby, imagination, Japanese culture, leisure, Manga, Mania, Otaku, popular culture, Read, Relaxation, storytelling

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9269
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all manga lovers out there!

Imagine building your very own manga-inspired world where you can unleash your creativity and bring your favorite characters to life. Want to create a giant Pikachu statue? Go for it! How about a castle inspired by Attack on Titan? The sky’s the limit on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Book of Infinite Knowledge,” rumored to contain all the secrets of the Minecraft universe. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive book, but beware of the challenges and obstacles that stand in your way!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and dive into a world where manga meets Minecraft in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.