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| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 4400 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
come join our epic minecraft server where you can ponder life’s greatest questions like “does a straw have one hole or two?” we have a community of players who are just as confused as you are, so you’ll fit right in!
our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. we even have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats – no, seriously, it’s a thing.
if you’re looking for a place to unleash your inner weirdo and embrace the chaos, then this is the server for you. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players because who doesn’t love cookies, right?
so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and llamas in top hats. you won’t regret it, we promise.
