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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 7904 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 195 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 886 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
one time, a player’s pants were so secure, they survived a creeper explosion without a scratch. true story, bro.
also, our server has a secret underground pants party where the coolest players hang out and dance in their indestructible pants. it’s lit, fam.
so if you’re tired of constantly hiking up your pants in the virtual world, come join us where pants stay put and the fun never stops. #pantsparty #minecraftmadness