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Eustace’s Janitorial Adventures: A Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Ores Mined:	9409
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Welcome to our Insane Minecraft Server!

Looking for a server where Eustace is the janitor and things get mature real quick? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can get slidd like never before! And if you get banned, no worries, just evade like a pro.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

VotePurgeCraft

American politics, conservative agenda, Democracy, election interference, Electoral Process, general election, gop, partisan politics, political tactics, republican party, Republican strategy, republicans, VotePurgeCraft, voter disenfranchisement, voter fraud, voter purge, voter registration, voter rolls, voter suppression, voter suppression tactics, voting rights

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7024
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3872
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the only way to win is by purging voter rolls! That’s right, we’ve turned politics into a Minecraft mini-game where Republicans are the ultimate champions.

Join us as we race against the clock to delete as many voters as possible before the general election. But be careful, the Democrats are lurking around every corner trying to stop us. Will you be the hero that saves the election for the GOP, or will you be defeated by the evil forces of democracy?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the voter purging begin!

NukeCraft: Submarine Sunk!

accident, Asia, China, Chinese, Defense, defense capabilities, Incident, Maritime, Military, military power, naval forces, navy expansion, nuclear submarine, nukecraft, SECURITY, setback, Sinking, submarine, sunk, Technology, Underwater, Vessel, warship

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Farms Harvested:	841
Dimension Hops:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Crops Grown:	3702
Votes:	2278	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have a Chinese nuclear submarine that sinks every time you log in! It’s like a mini underwater adventure every time you play. Swim with the fishes and try to find the lost treasure before the submarine blows up again! Who needs navy expansion when you have us? Join now for a sinking good time!

Synced Clocks, Delayed TVs

Accurate, advancement, Celebrated, celebration, Clocks, decades ago, delayed, Delays, Digital, Entertainment, Flipped, Modernization, new years, simultaneously, sports wins, synced, synchronization, Technology, television, Time, TV, tvs

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where time is all wacky and wild just like those olden days when people couldn’t sync their clocks right! we got sports wins happening at the same time on TV but with digital delays! it’s like a time warp of chaos and confusion, but in a fun minecraft world! join us for a wild ride of wonky time and crazy celebrations! who needs accurate clocks when you can have a blast with us?!

BlockyRainbowPrideLand

BlockyRainbowPrideLand, cisgender, dementia, late-life depression, LGBTQ, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ health, LGBTQ identity, LGBTQ mental health, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ disparities, LGBTQ+ stigma, LGBTQ+ wellbeing, mental health, Straight.., stress, Stroke

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Buildings Constructed:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

come join dis crazy minecraft server where we protect our LGBTQ+ homies from late-life depression, dementia, and stroke! we got rainbow sheep, sparkly unicorns, and a secret potion that makes you immune to stress! we even have a rainbow rollercoaster that will make you forget all your worries! join us and let’s fight off those bad vibes together!

❤️ ULTRATECH 🔥 NEW TECHNOLOGIES 🔥 WIP 10.05 Minecraft server

#exciting, Author’s developments, capabilities, Crafts, gameplay, HiTech, Innovative, Minecraft, MODERN, Mods, new technologies, quest lines, ULTRATECH, WIP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

❤️ UltraTech 1.20.1 is a server of innovative technologies and capabilities. Thanks to the modern version of the game, the gameplay seems more interesting and exciting than ever! Author’s developments, crafts changed beyond recognition, a large number of different mods and well-developed quest lines!

Luna MC: where mining diamonds is like finding a unicorn in a haystack 1.21

Adventure, Adventures, Bosses, Community, custom content, Development, diamonds, Dungeons, Events, finding, haystack, Interaction, Java Developer, LUNA, Mining, Other, passionate team, Player Trading, player-driven economy, Prizes, Quests, Raids, server-wide., Survival, UNICORN

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ores Mined:	9455
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to Luna MC – Survival with a Twist!

Server IP	play.luna-mc.net
Store	https://store.luna-mc.net/
Discord	https://discord.gg/T6NUBZP8mm

Looking for a Minecraft survival experience that stands out? Luna MC is here to offer just that! With years of experience running servers in other games, I’m now taking this Minecraft project seriously—and we’ve already built a fantastic, growing community.

As an experienced Java developer, I have big plans for Luna MC. We’re bringing custom content, unique features, and epic gameplay that goes beyond your average survival server. Some highlights include:

✨ Survival with a Twist – A classic survival experience with exciting custom twists.
⚔️ Custom Dungeons & Bosses – Brave dangerous dungeons and take down powerful bosses for rewarding loot.
🏰 Player-Driven Economy – Shape the economy and build your fortune through player trading and interaction.
📜 Quests & Adventures – Take on exciting quests and explore unique content.
🎮 Events & Raids – Participate in server-wide raids and events for epic prizes!

Our vision doesn’t stop there! We’re actively developing new bosses, raids, and custom content to keep things fresh and engaging. Plus, we’re listening closely to the community to ensure that Luna MC evolves in the best way possible. If you’re looking for a server with a passionate team and an awesome community, you’ve found it.

Join us today, and be part of the adventure!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP address play.luna-mc.net in the Minecraft client.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules in our Discord server.
Can I donate to support the server?	Yes, you can support the server by visiting our store at https://store.luna-mc.net/ and purchasing items or ranks.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host regular events and raids for all players to participate in and win epic prizes.
Is there a way to give feedback or suggest new features?	Absolutely! We welcome feedback and suggestions from our community. You can share your ideas in our Discord server or on the forums.

Trump’s Presser Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, 45 Office, Donald J Trump, Flint MI, God Bless the USA, indiana pa, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, mint hill nc, president trump, Presidential Library, Presser, Rumble, savannah ga, Server, team trump, trump archive, Trump Spox, trump war room, Trumps, truth social, uniondale ny, White House 45, wilmington nc

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Towns Built:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to the most tremendous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen, folks! Join now for an experience like no other, where you can build the biggest, most beautiful blocky wall to keep out all the creepers and zombies.

Why join, you ask? Well, because President Donald J. Trump himself is a player on this server! That’s right, you can team up with the man himself to make Minecraft great again!

But wait, there’s more! Liz Harrington, Trump’s spox, is also a regular player on the server. Imagine the epic battles you can have with her by your side, fighting off the fake news mobs and liberal snowflakes.

And if you still need convincing, just know that the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library is a virtual building on this server, filled with all the best memes and tweets from the man himself. It’s like a treasure trove of MAGA goodness!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, again! Build the best blocky wall, defeat the most tremendous mobs, and show the world that you’re a true patriot of the blocky world. #Minecraft45 #TrumpCraft #BuildTheWallInMinecraft

Dialogue Minecraft SMP Favorite

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4528
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with the best dialogue you’ve ever heard! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and jaw-dropping plot twists that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing show tunes. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant bowl of spaghetti? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to experience the wildest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft SMP of all time, then come join us! Who needs a movie when you’ve got our server for non-stop entertainment? Get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way, of course). See you in the game, blockheads!

BoomerBlocker Minecraft Server

BoomerBlocker, Caretaker, caretaking, combative, disabled sister, elderly caretaker, ENTITLEMENT, Eviction, family home, financial support, Housing, human right, leaking roof, Minecraft, Mold, mountain town, Personality Disorder, rent free, Repairs, rotting siding, Server, Tenant, vacation home

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
New Chunks Explored:	607309	Crops Grown:	1146
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of entitled caretakers ruining your family vacation home? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of evicting unruly tenants in a virtual world.

Imagine a world where you can kick out that pesky caretaker who lets your house fall into disrepair without any consequences! Build, explore, and assert your dominance over your property in ways you never thought possible.

Don’t wait for things to “naturally take their course” like some bleeding heart grandpa. Take matters into your own hands and show that caretaker who’s boss. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any mold or leaky roofs in our server – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join now and let the eviction party begin! Who knew virtual property management could be so exhilarating?

RichParentsRageQuit

assets, bitter, bragging, constant bragging, Costco run, diapers, financial pinch, Formula, Help, newborn baby, one-off expenses, retired parents, RichParentsRageQuit, Sympathy, tight finances, unpaid maternity leave, wealth management account, Wealthy, wealthy parents

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Love Letters Sent:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Are you tired of your parents not helping you out financially while they flaunt their wealth like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and escape the real world where your mom won’t even pay for your Costco bill, let alone help out with diapers and formula for your newborn baby.

On our server, you can build your dream mansion with diamond blocks, ride on flying pigs, and even have a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at creepers. And the best part? Your virtual parents are loaded and will shower you with virtual riches, because who needs real-life financial support when you have a Minecraft server where anything is possible! Join now and leave your real-life money problems behind!