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Manchild Mayhem Minecraft Madness

Accountability, Adulthood, Behavior, Challenges, culture, Development, education, empowerment, End.., Epidemic, growth, madness, manchild, Maturity, MAYHEM, Minecraft, parenting, progress, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, society, SOLUTIONS, transformation

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of dealing with manchildren on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate manchild repellent. We have a secret potion that turns any manchild into a friendly llama who will follow you around and spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. Join us and say goodbye to tantrums and immaturity!

WeebsCraft: Explore Anime Lands and Foreign Worlds!

Adventure, Anime, Characters, Demons, discovery, Explore, Foreign, foreign countries, G Gundam, inward looking, Japan, jojo, Lands, Manga, multicultural casts, Shaman King, Shounen, soul eater, urban modern Japan., vast scale, WeebsCraft, worlds, worldwide scales, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Zatch Bell

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you tired of the same old urban modern Japan setting with demons in every shounen anime? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a worldwide adventure with a multicultural cast of characters that will make Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure look like a walk in the park.

Picture this: you’re exploring vast landscapes, battling enemies from different dimensions, and uncovering hidden treasures that will make you the envy of all your friends. And the best part? You can do it all while riding a giant chicken into battle.

So why waste your time on boring, cookie-cutter servers when you can join us for the ultimate shounen-inspired Minecraft experience? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the insanity of our server, you’ll never look back. See you in the game, adventurer!

CraftyDeath – Where falling off cliffs is half the fun!

Cliffs, coping, CraftyDeath, depression, Falling, Fun, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental illness, Mental Wellness, self harm, stigma, SUICIDE, suicide awareness, suicide hotline, suicide intervention, Suicide prevention, suicide statistics, suicide survivor, Support, Therapy

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to respawn is by committing suicide! That’s right, forget about dying in battle or falling off a cliff, here you have to take matters into your own hands and jump off a high tower to respawn. It’s a whole new level of challenge and excitement!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether and try to make friends with the resident Zombie Pigmen? They may not look friendly, but rumor has it they throw the best parties in the underworld.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. Just remember, it’s not about how many times you die, it’s about how spectacularly you do it!

SEA-nior Craft: Where Asian Men Rule the Minecraft World!

asian, Chinese, Community, Craft, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, exclusion, Identity, Indian, man, Men, Minecraft, perspective, prejudice, racism, rule, sea, SEAnior, Social Issues, Southeast Asia, Stereotypes, tolerance, Vietnamese, world

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9388
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with Asian drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and surviving in a blocky world! We promise there will be no Chinese, Indian, or Vietnamese players to bother you – unless they’re nice, then maybe they can stay. But let’s be real, who needs that kind of drama when you can just mine for diamonds and fight off creepers instead? Join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience like no other!

Detective Wife’s Autism Line Puzzle Adventures – LOL

#youtube, Adventures, autism, autistic, Brainteaser, crime, cute, detective, Entertainment, Fun, GENIUS, investigation, line, lol, Mystery, puzzle, Puzzles, Smart, SOLVE, TALENTED, Video, watch, Wife, Wifes

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Animals Bred:	36
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Join our Minecraft server and witness the amazing detective skills of my genius wife as she solves the most mind-bending autistic line puzzles you’ve ever seen! She’ll have you scratching your head in confusion one minute and laughing uncontrollably the next. Plus, she’s just so darn cute while she’s doing it! Don’t miss out on the hilarity and excitement – join now and prepare to be entertained like never before!

Pixelated Love: Where Minecraft Meets Waifus

Affection, captured, Character, dream, FANTASY, forever and ever, forever.., Gaming, girl, Heart, in love, love, meets, Minecraft, Passion, pixelated, player, relationship, romance, Special, together, video game, virtual, waifus

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Votes:	8823	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Are you tired of being friend-zoned by your favorite video game character? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally live out your wildest fantasies and marry the pixelated love of your life! That’s right, no more lonely nights spent pining over a fictional character – now you can build a beautiful pixelated life together in our virtual world. Join now and start planning your dream pixel wedding! Who needs real relationships when you have Minecraft love?

Crafting with Snowflakes

abortion, Aging population, brownie importation, Canada, Crafting, cultural norms, demographics, feminine population, gender imbalance, generation, immigration, influx, libtard., Marriage, Population, preservatives, québec, snowflakes, statistics, study, work, young bride

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6202
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of not being able to find a young bride in Canada or Quebec because the last generation didn’t breed? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and witness the influx of young brownies coming over to study and work, increasing your chances of finding a young bride when you’re older. And the best part? Quebec imported brownies are mostly females, so our population is skewing towards being more feminine! Say goodbye to your worries and hello to a future full of young brides on our server. Don’t miss out on this opportunity, join now and start your journey to finding love among the brownies!

Crafty Duelers – Where Pixels Clash for Glory!

Anti-Meta Cup, Banlist, Bikes and Goblins Edition, clash, Crafty, database, Decklists, dng, Duelers, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, Glory, master duel, News, OCG, pixels, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, stock market, TCG, upcoming releases, Yugipedia

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Potions Brewed:	47
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for the Bikes and Goblins Edition – where you can ride bikes while battling goblins in epic Minecraft battles!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a unique feature where you can duel other players in a Yu-Gi-Oh! card game simulator. That’s right, while you’re mining for diamonds, you can also summon Blue-Eyes White Dragon to defeat your enemies!

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases like the Infinite Forbidden expansion pack, where you can unleash forbidden powers to dominate the server. And don’t forget about the 25th Anniversary Rarity Collection II, where you can collect rare items to show off to your friends.

Join us for the /dng/ Anti-Meta Cup, where you can show off your skills and win epic prizes. And don’t worry about the banlist – we keep things fresh and exciting with regular updates to keep the gameplay interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knew riding bikes and battling goblins could be so exhilarating?

Exes & O’s Minecraft Server

Angry, Bitches, Brain, clothes, ex, Exes, fuck off, lie, male whore, Minecraft, murder, normies, ran through whore, sad, Server, SETTLE, sex, social circles, Talk, tattoos

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Star Shards Collected:	114	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Are you tired of hearing about everyone’s exes and feeling left out? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t care about your relationship status! In fact, we encourage you to focus on building epic structures and mining for diamonds instead of worrying about your ex drama.

Join us for a wild ride where the only ex you’ll have to worry about is the ex-citing adventures you’ll have in our virtual world. Who needs a toxic ex when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Plus, our community is full of players who have never had exes either, so you’ll fit right in!

So why waste time on relationship drama when you can join our server and have a blast with like-minded players who just want to have fun? Say goodbye to ex talk and hello to building the Minecraft world of your dreams!

DerpyCraft: Oblivion Battery Strikes Back!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mines Excavated:	1892
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off!

So why is nobody watching this? Because they’re all too busy having the time of their lives on our insane Minecraft server! Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience.