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USSCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, Campaign, Conspiracy Theory, Deception, digital manipulation, Disinformation, fake footage, false claim, false information, hoax, Manipulation, Military, Minecraft, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, Navy, Propaganda, Server, USS Eisenhower, USS Eisenhower attack, USSCraft, viral video, warship

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Crops Grown:	7250
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Villages Defended:	15

Yo, so like, dis server be lit af cuz we got crazier than a creeper with a TNT addiction! Like, we got fake footage of the USS Eisenhower getting attacked by a bunch of zombie pigmen riding on top of ender dragons! It was so epic, bro!

Join dis server if you wanna be part of the most insane battles and adventures in Minecraft history. We got secret bases hidden in the Nether, treasure hunts that will make you feel like a pirate, and PvP battles that will have you sweating like a pig in a sauna.

So come on and join us, cuz on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement, right?) Let’s get this party started, fam!

MythBusterMinecraftSMP

Childhood, Deception, education, Experience, fairy tales, family, growing up, gullible, Innocence, knowledge, learning, Lies, Memories, misconceptions, MythBusterMinecraftSMP, Myths, skepticism, storytelling, Trust, Truth, wisdom

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth about all the lies you were told as a kid! We have secret underground bunkers filled with ancient scrolls that reveal the real reason why broccoli is good for you and why you shouldn’t swallow gum. Plus, our resident conspiracy theorist claims to have proof that the moon landing was actually filmed on our server! Don’t miss out on the chance to unlock the secrets of the universe while building epic structures with your friends.

MythBustedCraft

common belief, common misconceptions, debunked theories, false assumptions., false beliefs, Misinformation, myth busting, MythBustedCraft, myths debunked, popular fallacies, Popular misconceptions, pseudoscience, science facts, Scientific evidence, scientific inaccuracies, scientific misconceptions, scientific misconceptions debunked, scientific myths, scientific truths, scientifically proven wrong, Urban Legends

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Star Shards Collected:	91	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Forget everything you thought you knew about science because on our server, gravity is optional! That’s right, you can build upside down, sideways, or even inside out if you want. The possibilities are endless when you throw science out the window and embrace the chaos.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their porky revolution? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a hilarious adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

So why wait? Join our server today and see for yourself why everyone is raving about the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft server on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

TaiwanTussleCraft

anger, Asia-Pacific, bloc meetings, China, controversy, diplomatic relations, diplomatic standoff, east asia, exclusion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international politics, Pacific Islands, pacific rim, regional influence, rejection, response, taiwan, TaiwanTussleCraft, Tension

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	28	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than china and the pacific islands combined! we got factions fighting over who gets to control the taiwan district, alliances forming and breaking like a bag of chips, and more tea spilled than a clumsy waiter at a fancy restaurant.

if you want to experience the thrill of international politics while building your own empire in minecraft, then this is the server for you. join now and be part of the chaos that rivals real-world diplomacy. who needs boring old news headlines when you can witness the madness firsthand on our server?

so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of our minecraft world. trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

ImaginaryCraft: Where Fantasy Becomes Reality

Competition, draft picks, FANTASY, fantasy draft, Fantasy Football, fantasy football advice, fantasy football players, fantasy football rankings, fantasy football strategy, fantasy football tips, Fantasy League, fantasy lineup, fantasy points, fantasy sports, fantasy team, football analysis, football season, ImaginaryCraft, Player Statistics, Reality, sports, strategy, Team Management

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Alien Abductions:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can ride on giant chickens, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely of cheese! on our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur sanity).

join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickle, team up with ur friends to defeat the evil broccoli army, and explore a world filled with unicorns, dragons, and talking potatoes.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server u’ll ever experience. trust me, u won’t regret it! (unless u have a fear of flying pigs, then maybe u should stay away)

AbortCraft: Home Safe Hospital Fun

AbortCraft, Fun, home, Hospital, Safe

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Yo, you wanna know why you should join dis server? Well buckle up, cuz dis place is crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush!

First off, our server is like being at home, but safer than a hospital during a medical abortion after twelve weeks of pregnancy. Yeah, you heard me right! Our treatment is so good, women are straight up satisfied with it. Like, who knew playing Minecraft could be so therapeutic, amirite?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we’ve got pigs flying and cows doing the cha-cha. Not to mention, our diamond mines are so rich, they make Bill Gates look broke.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs a hospital when you’ve got our crazy Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Trust me, you won’t regret it.

IVF4Free Minecraft Server

affordable IVF, assisted reproduction, conception support, Family Planning, fertility assistance, fertility options, fertility treatment, Free Healthcare, free IVF, infertility, ivf, IVF coverage, IVF financing, IVF funding, IVF grants, IVF success, IVF4Free, medical innovation, Minecraft, miracle baby, reproductive health, reproductive technology, Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Buildings Constructed:	49	Volcanoes Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	417393	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we offer free IVF treatments for all players! That’s right, you can now create your very own Minecraft baby without any cost. Just imagine the possibilities of raising a blocky little bundle of joy in the virtual world.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for life.

Join us now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft server out there. Who needs diamonds when you can have a Minecraft baby and battle a Blocktopus? It’s pure genius, son!

SoulReaperSeductress200 Minecraft SMP

200 year old, age difference, Anime, big tits, eternal life, FANTASY, forbidden love, Hag, IMMORTALITY, long tail tags, love, Manga, manga characters, Minecraft, relationships, reproduce, romance, smp, Soul Reapers, Soul Society, SoulReaperSeductress200, supernatural beings, taboo

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Buildings Constructed:	45	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	New Chunks Explored:	263650
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where the cows can fly and the creepers break out in dance parties? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we navigate through a world where the villagers have formed a secret society and the chickens have learned how to wield swords. Can they even reproduce? Who knows, but it sure makes for some interesting conversations around the campfire!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the Nether, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who have developed a taste for fine dining and fancy hats. Will you be the brave soul to uncover the loot and become the richest player on the server?

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch or two). See you there, adventurer!

ToughLoveCraft

advice, Boundaries, Communication, complaining, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, Europe, financial cost, friendship, INDEPENDENCE, injury, medical care, physiotherapy, problem solving, Recovery, Support, surgery, tough love, ToughLoveCraft, Understanding

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	448	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build friendships… and maybe even some drama! Join now for a chance to witness the epic saga of our player (22f) who refuses surgery for a ligament injury, despite the advice of doctors and friends. Will she choose physiotherapy or continue to complain about her woes?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with intense debates about the value of money vs. quality of life, all while dodging creepers and zombies. Will our players find a solution to their real-life problems or will they be too busy mining for diamonds?

Join us now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown of friendship, advice-giving, and virtual block-building. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and become a part of the craziest virtual community out there!

FamGoneMinecraftSMP

bereavement, coping, dealing with loss, death, emotional pain, Emotional support, FamGoneMinecraftSMP, family bond, family tragedy, Grief, grief counseling, healing, life after loss, Loneliness, Loss, mental health, mourning, moving forward, support system, Tragedy, Trauma

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Runes Activated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a new family with your fellow players! We have a thriving community of players who will become your new virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for you to loot. So come join us and start a new chapter in your Minecraft life!

PhobiaCraft: Fear Factor Fun!

bizarre fear, bizarre phobia, eccentric phobia, Factor, fear, Fun, funny phobia, odd fear, odd phobia, outlandish fear, outlandish phobia, peculiar fear, peculiar phobia, PhobiaCraft, quirky fear, quirky phobia, rare phobia, strange fear, strange phobia, uncommon fear, unique fear, unusual fear, unusual phobia, weird phobia

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you afraid of pixelated chickens? How about getting lost in a virtual forest? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a support group for all your weird phobias! Join us and conquer your fear of blocky spiders or square-shaped waterfalls. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of being scared of things that don’t even exist in real life. So come on, join us and let’s laugh together at our ridiculous fears while building epic structures and exploring the endless possibilities of the Minecraft world. Who knew facing your phobias could be so much fun?