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USSCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Yo, so like, dis server be lit af cuz we got crazier than a creeper with a TNT addiction! Like, we got fake footage of the USS Eisenhower getting attacked by a bunch of zombie pigmen riding on top of ender dragons! It was so epic, bro!

Join dis server if you wanna be part of the most insane battles and adventures in Minecraft history. We got secret bases hidden in the Nether, treasure hunts that will make you feel like a pirate, and PvP battles that will have you sweating like a pig in a sauna.

So come on and join us, cuz on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement, right?) Let’s get this party started, fam!

ElMayoCraft

arrest, Arrest warrant, crime, criminal, criminal charges, criminal investigation, drug cartel, drug lord, drug trade, drug trafficking, El Mayo, ElMayoCraft, extradition, illegal activities, law enforcement, Mexican, Mexican drug lord, organized crime, Reuters, sources, U.S. custody

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Potions Brewed:	158	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

lol imagine if el mayo was actually just chilling on this minecraft server instead of being in custody 😂😂 like he’s just building houses out of cactus and selling diamonds for tacos 🌵💎🌮 join our server for a chance to team up with el mayo and become the richest drug lord in minecraft history! 💰💊🔫 plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with emeralds and enchanted gear 🕵️‍♂️🗝️🔮 come join the fun and chaos on our server today! 😜🎮 #minecraft #elmayo #druglord #tacos #cactusbuilding

3AMCraft: Early Bird or Night Owl?

3am, 3AMCraft, bird, circadian rhythm, Early, early bird, early bird characteristics, early riser, glass half empty, glass half full, late riser, morning lark, morning person, morning person vs night person, morning routine, night, night owl, night owl tendencies, night owl traits, night person, night routine, OWL, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep preferences

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Towns Built:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	446	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

join our epic minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! imagine a world where the glass is always full, even at 3am! we have magical unicorns roaming around, shooting rainbows out of their butts. you can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your diamond sword. our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the macarena! come join us and experience the madness for yourself. 3am is just the beginning of the party on our server!

GunCraft2023

AMERICANS, firearms, gun control, gun ownership, gun ownership analysis, gun ownership data, gun ownership findings, gun ownership report, gun ownership research, gun ownership statistics, gun ownership study, gun ownership survey, gun ownership trends, GunCraft2023, national survey, ownership, Protection, second amendment, self defense, statistics, survey

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u gotta protect urself with firearms. yea, u heard me right. u can shoot creepers and skeletons and zombies with ur glock. it’s like call of duty meets minecraft, but way more epic.

join our server and be one of the 65 million americans who own firearms for protection in 2023. u gotta be ready for anything, cuz u never know when a herd of angry cows will come charging at u.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the mobs and plot ur next move. trust me, u won’t find this kind of action on any other server. so grab ur gun and get ready to blast ur way to victory.

join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Mystwood Enclave

Adventures, Ancient, canopies, Crafting, creativity, Cross-Play, Economy, Enchanting, Epic, Exploration, Forest, landscape, Magic, Minecraft, Mysteries, Mysterious, Mystwood Enclave, PvE, Quests, Realm, Roleplay, Serene, Vanilla, Village

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ores Mined:	2719
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Welcome to Mystwood Enclave!

An enchanting Minecraft realm where a serene, mysterious village lies nestled beneath the towering canopies of an ancient, enchanted forest. Embark on epic quests through a world where each block tells a story, offering boundless creativity and thrilling exploits. Mystwood Enclave invites you to uncover the secrets of the forest and unleash your crafting magic. Our natural landscape merges with limitless crafting possibilities, creating a realm filled with endless adventures and mysteries to explore.

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BigShovelUniverse: 1.21 Edition – Try Not to Get Lost in Our Minuscule Community!

10+ Year History, AFK players, Age 25+, BigShovelUniverse, Block edit logging, Chat Functionality, Chest locking, Community, Difficulty, Discord, Dynmap, Edition, Grief Protection, Lost, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, minuscule, No-Claims, Server, Smaller Community, Text Colors, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4854
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	156

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Details
Age Requirement	25+
Ranks/Moderators	No
Area Claim	No plugins
New Map	Started on June 9th, 2023 with 1.20 update
World Border	Set at 30k blocks from spawn, will be expanded
Player Peak	8-12 players online at peak times
Difficulty	Hard
Render View Distance	32 Chunks

Additional Information:

We aim for a vanilla experience with a few exceptions like Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, etc. We have a small community and additional servers for older maps and creative play.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord and introduce yourself to be whitelisted.

Q: Is there an age requirement?

A: Yes, players must be 25 years or older.

Q: Are ranks or moderator positions available?

A: No, the server is run independently without ranks or moderators.

Q: What is the world border set to?

A: Currently at 30k blocks from spawn, but will be expanded.

Q: What is the render view distance?

A: It is set to 32 Chunks.

Q: Are there any plugins used on the server?

A: Only for grief protection, chat functionality, and a few minor conveniences like changing chat text color.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Bigotry, BlockyBanter, discrimination, Hate Speech, intolerant, Minecraft, offensive, prejudice, race relations, racial bias, racial discrimination, racial hatred, racial inequality, racial insensitivity, racial profiling, racial slurs, racial tension, racism awareness, racist, Server, social injustice, unacceptable behavior, WTF

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes – even racism! Just kidding, we don’t tolerate that crap here. But we do have some pretty wild reasons for you to join us.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears, wearing top hats and monocles. They start spitting at you but instead of hurting you, they give you a speed boost and a fancy new outfit. And that’s just the beginning of the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server.

We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just leave your racism at the door, please.

PostKickCraft SMP

audience interaction, blogging, brand awareness, Community Building, CONTENT, Content Creation, Digital Marketing, digital strategy, ENGAGEMENT, kick, Marketing, online marketing, online presence, post, PostKickCraft, Promotion, sharing, smp, social media, social sharing, social-networking, viral content

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Farms Harvested:	639	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we have a strict “post or kick” policy. That’s right, if you don’t post hilarious memes in the chat every hour, you’ll be kicked faster than you can say “Creeper!”

But don’t worry, it’s not all about memes here. We also have epic events like “Sheep Racing Sundays” where players ride sheep around the track while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party? That’s right, we have a hidden disco room where players can dance the night away to funky tunes while wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It’s the ultimate rave experience, Minecraft style.

So if you’re ready to join a server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you don’t bring your A-game, you might just get kicked to the curb. Let the chaos begin!

BlockBusters: Illegal Edition

blockbusters, breaking the law, committing crimes, criminal activity, criminal acts, criminal behavior, criminal conduct, criminal offenses, Edition, illegal, illegal actions, illegal activity, illegal acts, illegal behavior, illegal conduct, illegal deeds, law enforcement, law violations, law-breaking, unethical behavior, unlawful activities

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Star Shards Collected:	121	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Animals Bred:	110
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the most illegal thing you can do is steal someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the most illegal thing you can do is…NOTHING! That’s right, we encourage all our players to embrace their inner outlaws and break all the rules in the craziest ways possible.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building secret underground bases filled with contraband, organizing heists to steal from other players, and even starting your own black market where you can trade illegal items like enchanted golden apples and potions of invisibility.

But be warned, the authorities are always on the lookout for troublemakers like you, so make sure to stay one step ahead and keep your criminal activities under wraps. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner rebel and break all the rules in the most outrageous ways possible, then come join us on our server. Just remember, snitches get stitches!

GazaCraft: No Silence, Just Blocks

aid, blocks, Conflict, Crisis, dialogue, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, harris, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian situation, I will not be silent, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Netanyahu, Peace, Politics, resolution, Silence, Support, united states

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8708
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

so like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna save the world? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazy missions like saving villagers from zombie invasions and building eco-friendly farms to feed the whole server! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world from destruction! join now and be a hero in the minecraft universe! u will not be silent in this epic adventure!

CraftyNakedPeanutTheatre

communication barriers, CraftyNakedPeanutTheatre, cultural influences, family history, generational trauma, inherited mispronunciations, intergenerational issues, language acquisition, language development, language struggles, linguistic challenges, linguistic heritage, naked, peanut, phonetic mistakes, pronunciation difficulties, pronunciation errors, simple words, speech patterns., Theatre, verbal communication

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46

join our epic minecraft server and experience the chaos of mispronounced words and generational trauma! why say naked when you can say nekkid? why say peanut when you can say peenut? why say theatre when you can say theeyayter?

come join us for a wild ride of linguistic confusion and family drama! build your own nekkid statue, plant peenuts in your garden, and perform a play at the theeyayter with your friends!

don’t miss out on the hilarity and insanity that awaits you on our server. join now and let the mispronunciations and trauma begin!