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EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	5290	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3355
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	New Chunks Explored:	983497
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magic Items Found:	1117
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mines Excavated:	3092	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9240
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Farms Harvested:	318
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	83	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

CraftyNationUSA

breaking news, country updates, CraftyNationUSA, current affairs, current events, Global Issues, global news, government updates, international affairs, international relations, media coverage, national news, News, news analysis, news headlines, news updates, political developments, Politics, Usa, world events, world news

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Farms Harvested:	712
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!

anti-fascist, SHOWROOM, SwastikaCraft, swastikas, tesla, texts, The Hague, vandalized

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Towns Built:	9

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions!

Sunlit Starlight Realm

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, astronomy facts, astronomy trivia, celestial bodies, celestial objects, Cosmic, ENERGY, Galaxy, Light, Planetary Systems, Realm, Science, solar system, Space, star names, star systems, Starlight, Sun, Sunlight, Sunlit, Universe

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	179
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun creates sunlight like no other! other servers don’t even compare, their starlight is weak sauce. on our server, the sun is like a disco ball on steroids, shining bright and keeping the creepers at bay.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our world is like a psychedelic dream, with rainbow waterfalls and mountains made of candy.

plus, our community is the best around. we’ve got players from all over the world, united in their love for all things minecraft. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.