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| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 4034 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
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