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GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Void Armor Forged:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

1. There, 10. straightforwardness, 11. assertiveness, 12. expression, 13. declaration, 14. statement, 15. conversation, 16. dialogue, 17. interpretation, 18. perception, 19. Understanding, 2. he said it, 20. perspective., 3. Stop spinning, 4. narratives, 5. communication, 6. honesty, 7. clarity, 8. directness, 9. truthfulness, CREEPERS

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

cinematic experience, cinematic journey, film analysis, film appreciation, film buffs, film critique, film culture, film discussion, film enthusiasts, film experience, film studies, film theory, higher order kino, immersive cinema, kino experience, KraftyKino, LEVEL, lols, movie lovers, movie magic, next level kino, ready for kino, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you ready for a Minecraft server experience that will blow your mind and take you to a whole new level of fun?

Join our server and prepare for epic adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our world is filled with ridiculously awesome builds, crazy mini-games, and insane challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all – we also have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding hidden treasures, and aliens dropping in from outer space to join the fun. You never know what weird and wonderful surprises await you around every corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!

#youtube, AMERICANS, Anons, banned, Bible verses, channel, Christ haters, controversy, discussion, doesnt, exalt Israel, Exist, false Christian, frens, Jews, Misinformation, misinformed, palestine, PALS, PIXEL, synagogue of Satan, unwavering support, Video

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have NO SUCH THING AS PALESTINE!!! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! We don’t follow the rules of reality, we make our own rules here.

But wait, there’s more! We have Christ haters, false Christians, and Americans exalting Israel and Jews all in one place! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

Join now and witness the drama unfold! Who knows, you might even get banned for being “totally lost” like some of our other players. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Crafty28 – Building Blocks and Birthday Cake!

adulting, Birthday, blocks, building, Cake, celebration, Crafty28, family, futureplans, growingup, independent, Jobless, livingwithparents, lonely, milestone, nofriends, quarterlife, realitycheck, SelfReflection, Struggling, Support, turning28, unemployed, wizard

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the owner is just 2 years away from becoming a wizard! Why should you join? Well, for starters, the owner has no friends, no job, and still lives with their parents. But don’t worry, that just means they have plenty of time to dedicate to making this server the most magical place in all of Minecraft!

Join us now and embark on a journey filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic! Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling fierce mobs alongside a soon-to-be wizard?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the owner moves out of their parents’ basement)!

Crafting Cursed Energy: Jujutsu Kaisen Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Battles, Character development, comedy, Crafting, cursed, CURSES, cute, dark fantasy, Demons, ENERGY, FANTASY, friendship, high school, Jujutsu, jujutsu kaisen, Kaisen, Manga, school life, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural powers, teamwork, those little scissors cuts

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	New Chunks Explored:	827555
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Meteorites Collected:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and EMERALDS! Legend has it that if you join our server, you too could stumble upon this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of LLAMA warriors who ride into battle on their trusty steeds, armed with nothing but their wits and their spit attacks. If you’re lucky, you might even be invited to join their ranks and become a legendary LLAMA warrior yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC adventures, the hidden treasures, and the hilarious antics that await you. And remember, on our server, even the little scissor cuts are CUTE!

Gym Rat’s Minecraft Madness

body positivity, fat shaming, fitness goals, gym, gym behavior, gym bullying, gym confidence, gym culture, gym ego, gym etiquette, gym fashion, gym insecurity, gym intimidation, gym jerk, gym motivation, gym respect, gym self-esteem, gym show-off, madness, Minecraft, Rats, weightlifting, workout routine

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can DESTROY the ego of that gym bro who thinks he’s all that! Join us and show off your gaming skills to put him in his place. Our server is filled with challenges and quests that will make him question his entire existence. Plus, you can build a virtual gym where he can struggle to lift pixelated weights with even worse form. It’s time to teach this gym bro a lesson he’ll never forget!

YeehawCraft – Saddle up with Southern charm & friends

Charm, Dixie, Friends, saddle, Southern, southern accents, southern charm, southern culture, Southern food, southern history, southern hospitality, southern lifestyle, southern music, southern pride, southern slang, southern states, southern traditions, Southern US, YeehawCraft, young thugs

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to our Young Thugs edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and mischief is always afoot!

Join us if you want to ride cows into battle, build castles made entirely of diamonds, and engage in epic water balloon fights with other players.

Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, who ride into battle on rainbow-colored pigs and shoot fireworks from their fingertips.

If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party cave, where the music never stops and the creepers know how to bust a move.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!

Crafty Mahjong Vtuber Server – Play with ‘/jong/’

Bad Luck, bakyou, Chinchilla, Crafty, Jong, jong chuubas, jong sources, jong streams, Kaavi’s fortune, Khubie, mahjong, nina, Play, Server, tenhou players, Tileman, tournement, vt/asp, vt/fig, vt/mayo, vt/pcg, vt/wasp, vtjongers, Vtuber, WWYD book

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	66
Mines Excavated:	3830	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where /jong/ died early again Edition! Join us for some outrageous fun and crazy adventures!

Idols like Chinchilla and Nina will serenade you with their beautiful voices as you mine and build your way to victory!

Our bros like Tileman will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, making sure you never get lost or stuck in a cave!

Don’t forget to check out our Jong chuubas for some epic entertainment! From EN streams to JP streams, we’ve got it all!

And if you’re feeling lucky, take a chance on Kaavi’s fortune! Just don’t eat the tiles or bad luck will come your way!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Who knows, you might even run into Tileman himself, even though he’s supposedly dead. Long live the Tileman!

GaymerX: Where Minecraft meets fabulousness!

acceptance, advocacy, Community Building, Diversity, empowerment, equality, fabulousness, Gaming Community, gaming convention, gaming industry, GaymerX, Geek Culture, INCLUSIVE, intersectionality, LGBTQ, LGBTQ+ gamers, meets, Minecraft, queer gamers, representation, social justice, video games, VISIBILITY

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ores Mined:	5638
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magic Items Found:	4184
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Their name is literally GaymerX – you can’t make this shit up! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our spawn point is a rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoots out diamond blocks! – The mobs are all dressed in drag and drop fabulous loot when you defeat them! – The PvP arena is a giant disco ball where players battle it out to the beat of Lady Gaga’s greatest hits! – Our staff members are all unicorns with rainbow manes and they grant wishes to players who make them laugh! – The Nether is actually a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy and you can ride on marshmallow clouds!

So what are you waiting for? Join GaymerX today and experience the most outrageous and fabulous Minecraft adventures of your life!