Scientific studies have shown that it’s totally possible to bring back these otters to the Oregon coast and Northern California. So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this epic otter takeover? Join now and be a part of history in the making, dude. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna hang out with cute little otters all day in Minecraft? It’s gonna be otterly awesome, trust me.
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Otter Tribes United
Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where sea otters are like, the rulers of the land. You gotta join this server because these otters are on a mission to take over the Pacific Northwest, bro. They got tribes and non-profit partners backing them up, it’s gonna be wild. -
HateCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and tame a dragon to be your loyal pet. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, dance parties with villagers, and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. Plus, our moderators are actually wizards who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!
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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we worship the almighty PLAP PLAP PLAP sound and shoot nutslop like there’s no tomorrow! Our server is filled with big beach boobies and plenty of gooning, so get ready to have a wild time.Join us if you want to unleash your inner horniness and worship the girls that make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP. Just remember, no shotas or lolis allowed – we’re all about those big, beautiful beach boobies here.
And if you’re worried about drama, don’t be! We have a strict no-dramafaggot policy, so you can focus on having a good time without any unnecessary stress. So come on over and join us for some outrageous fun on our Minecraft server – you won’t regret it!
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GenderGossip Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is full of juicy secrets that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!Join us and uncover the truth about what opposite genders hide from each other. Did you know that creepers actually have a secret society where they discuss their plans to blow up unsuspecting players? And don’t even get us started on the skeletons and their obsession with fashion shows!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of Endermen who are actually expert chefs in disguise. They host cooking competitions where the loser gets teleported to the Nether for a spicy punishment!
So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of laughter, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions, come join us on our server and uncover the hilarious secrets of the opposite genders!
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BlockRageCraft
Are you tired of getting ragey in Minecraft and punching your computer screen? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns your anger into rainbows and unicorns! Yes, you heard that right, angry players are transformed into magical creatures that spread joy and happiness across the land. So come join us and let your inner unicorn shine! -
BlockyBattle Minecraft Server
Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of a real-life war without actually getting hurt? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where the Israel-Hezbollah war is about to go down!Witness the smoke on the horizon as explosions light up the sky and chaos reigns supreme. Build your own bomb shelter to hide from the madness or join in on the action and fight for your side.
Choose your allegiance wisely, because the fate of the server is in your hands. Will you be a hero and save the day, or will you be a villain and bring destruction to everything in your path? The choice is yours on this epic battlefield of blocky proportions.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of war in the safety of your own home. Just watch out for creepers, they’re the real enemy here!
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CraftyVietSeaClaim
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE CONTINENTAL SHELF THAN VIETNAM IN SOUTH CHINA SEA. WE GOT SO MUCH LAND YOU’LL NEVER RUN OUTTA SPACE TO BUILD YO CASTLE. PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND MERMAIDS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE EPIC BATTLE FOR THE CONTINENTAL SHELF. LET’S SHOW VIETNAM WHO’S BOSS IN THIS MINECRAFT WORLD. #CONTINENTALSHELFWAR #MERMAIDTREASURE #LOLZ -
JavaPieCraft
Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun, it’s like drinking coffee flavored water but way better! We don’t just build houses, we build entire cities made out of apple-pie-and-cinnamon flavored blocks! And don’t worry about running out of coffee, we have a never-ending supply of caffeine to keep you mining and crafting for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie baristas who will trade you diamonds for lattes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most caffeinated adventure of your life! -
Come join User’s Simple Minecraft Plance with no fancy stuff, just good ol’ 1.21 fun!
Minecraft SMP Server Overview
Server Type SMP Number of Players Small group of players Server Progress Not far progressed If you would like to join the SMP, please fill a short application in the discord server: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J
Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer How can I join the SMP? Fill out a short application in the discord server provided in the overview. Is the server open to new players? Yes, the server is looking for new players to join. What version of Minecraft does the server run on? Please check the discord server for the latest version information.