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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 9148 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1231 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 45 |
also, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will descend from the sky and drop rare enchanted items for u to collect. but be careful, cuz the pigs are actually shape-shifting aliens in disguise.
oh, and did i mention that we have a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best jokes in the land? he’s a real comedian, that one.
so, come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in all of minecraft land. trust me, u won’t regret it.