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BlockHub: Not What You Expected

ad revenue, ad targeting, adult entertainment, BlockHub, content curation, Content Optimization, Data Analytics, data tracking, digital platform, expected, online marketing, online video platform, Personalized Content, pornhub, targeted advertising, user behavior, user engagement, user experience, user preferences, user retention, user satisfaction, website optimization

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3550	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mines Excavated:	3687	Void Gems Collected:	31

So, like, you ever wanted to play Minecraft but also see some weird stuff? well do i have the server for you! we got all the blocky goodness of Minecraft PLUS some wild shenanigans that will make you question your life choices.

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. we got it all, baby!

Our server is so lit that even Pornhub is jealous. they be like, “dang, why didn’t we think of adding Minecraft to our site?” but it’s too late, cuz we already got the monopoly on weird and wonderful Minecraft content.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride. who knows what you’ll see next? maybe a cow doing the macarena or a zombie breakdancing. the possibilities are endless on our server. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun!

The Haunted SMP: where ghosts and creepers pay rent but never clean up after themselves

Bedwars, build battle, Capture the Flag, clean, Creative, CREEPERS, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, factions pvp, Ghosts, Haunted, Hunger Games, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Parkour, Pay, Prison, Rent, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	0

The Haunted SMP Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

Looking For Members to join a Modded Survival SMP Server with our own modpack pvp alliences called Guilds and alliences within those Guilds this server is called The Haunted SMP we have lore intergrated within our smp and there are server wide wars which effect how guilds feel about eachother

Join our Discord server to get started: https://discord.gg/SeEDevew

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How do I join The Haunted SMP server?	To join our server, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided there for joining the SMP.
What mods are included in the modpack for the server?	The modpack includes a variety of mods that enhance the survival experience, such as new weapons, tools, and creatures.
Are there any rules for the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules are outlined in our Discord server.
Can I form alliances with other players or guilds?	Yes, our server encourages players to form alliances and create guilds to work together towards common goals.
Are there scheduled server-wide wars?	Yes, we host server-wide wars that impact the relationships between guilds and players. These wars add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay.

ZenlessCraft – The Chill Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Burnice White, Caesar King, character demo, Chill, customer service, Events, general, Ice-Jade Teapot, Minecraft, News, Qingyi, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, signal search, special program, Teaser, Trailer, undercover R&B, useful links, zenless zone zero, ZenlessCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	156	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just offer regular gameplay, we offer a whole new world of craziness that will have you laughing your blocky head off!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our newest trailer, teaser, and character demo that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

And don’t miss out on our current signal search for Qingyi and Ice-Jade Teapot. It’s a race against time to find these rare items and claim your spot as the ultimate Minecraft master.

But that’s not all, folks! Stay tuned for upcoming events like “First-Class Customer Service” where you’ll be treated like royalty as you play. And don’t forget to redeem our outrageous codes like ZENLESSGIFT and CATCHABOOK for some epic in-game rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever encountered. See you in the game, blockheads!

SMPixelatedBanter – Minecraft SMP looks at you

Attention, Body language, Communication, Connection, emlooks, Expression, eye contact, facial expression, Focus, Gaze, INTENSE, Interaction, looks at you, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, nonverbal cues, observing, pSMPixelatedBanter, scrutinizing, smp, STARING, studying, visual contact, Watching, youemp

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	532
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Emeralds Found:	9277	Dragon Eggs Found:	4217

Hey you there! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard me right! Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a baby zombie pigman while battling a giant chicken boss. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ Villagers spinning the hottest tracks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust me, you won’t regret it! winks

ToddlerTroubleMC

child care, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, daycare, Decision making, Expectations, family dynamics, Frustration, parenting, quality time, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, Schedule, sleep deprivation, sleep routine, teamwork, Toddler, ToddlerTroubleMC

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Buildings Constructed:	30
Enchantments Applied:	154	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting? Look no further! Our server is perfect for tired parents who just need a break from the chaos of real life.

Join us for some much-needed relaxation and fun as you escape into a world of blocks and mobs. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and destress after a long day of dealing with toddlers who refuse to sleep.

We understand the importance of a regular schedule, which is why our server is always up and running, ready for you to jump in whenever you need a break. Plus, with our outrageous events and crazy stories, you’ll never want to log off!

So come join us on our server, where you can leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs daycare when you have Minecraft?

PhasedOutMinecraftSMP

changing tastes, childhood memories, evolving interests, fads, fleeting passions, growing up, hobbies, interests, Nostalgia, passing interests, PhasedOutMinecraftSMP, Phases, phases come and go, phases of development, phases of discovery, phases of exploration, phases of life, short-lived hobbies, temporary fixations, temporary obsessions, trends

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7980
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Remember that time you were really into collecting toenail clippings and making sculptures out of them? Yeah, we all have those phases. But fear not, because now you can join our Minecraft SMP and leave all those weird hobbies behind!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional llama parade. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the floss dance. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond stash hidden deep within the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So say goodbye to your toenail art collection and hello to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the flying pigs…they’re known to steal your diamonds when you least expect it.

CraftyCreeper University

Academia, career, Classroom, college, CraftyCreeper, curriculum, education, Expertise, higher education, knowledge, learning, Lecture, Mentorship, Passion, Professor, research, specialization, Students, Subject, teaching, University

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2861
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mines Excavated:	4818
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place to be in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to learn how to tame a herd of explosive llamas, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

If you were a professor on our server, you would definitely be teaching “Advanced Potion Brewing with a Side of Unicorn Riding” or “How to Build a Castle Using Only Marshmallows and Rainbow Blocks.” Trust us, your students will never be bored!

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to turning diamonds into cheeseburgers!

CokeCraft: Where Everything Seems Great!

addiction, Brain, brain function, cocaine, cocaine addiction, CokeCraft, discovery, dopamine, dopamine regulation, drug abuse, drug effects, Great, inhibition, long-term effects, mental health, neuroscience, neurotransmitters, Pleasure, Regulation, research, reward system, substance abuse

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

so, like, this server is like a virtual cocaine trip for your brain, man. you join and suddenly everything seems great, like you’re on top of the world. the blocks look brighter, the mobs look friendlier, and the diamonds sparkle like never before. it’s like a whole new level of high, but without the nasty side effects.

come join us and experience the ultimate dopamine rush in the world of Minecraft. build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and mine for precious resources like never before. trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. it’s like a never-ending party where the fun never stops.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and get ready for the ride of your life. who needs drugs when you have this Minecraft server to get your fix? let’s get high on blocks together, man.

Product Server

Adventure, bedrock edition, building, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, hobby, japanese, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, PvP, server hosting, small server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Magic Items Found:	1224	Meteorites Collected:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Votes:	6311
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Emeralds Found:	8422	Towns Built:	8

This server is a small smp server that I maintain as a hobby. Much of the text in the game is in Japanese, but it is my opinion that you will have no problem playing even if you don’t understand the Japanese. Also you can join with bedrock edition!

If you have any questions, feel free to contact me on discord!

mc.ruruna.net

FemCraft Minecraft Server

argue, babies, black homeless man, cock carousel, creepy, Demand, egalitarian, egalitarians, FemCraft, FEMINISTS, Help, Minecraft, organization, privileges, rich white women, Server, supremacy movement, Victim, wealthy class, whore phase

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in true equality for all, unlike those crazy feminists out there! Join us and fight against the evil rich white women who want to prolong their cock carousel whore phase by killing babies (yes, you read that right).

On our server, we support the black homeless man suffering on the road and help those in need, unlike those feminists who only care about themselves. We are the true egalitarians who will fight against the creepy supremacy movement of feminism and align ourselves with the underprivileged.

So come join us on our server and let’s show those feminists what true equality looks like! Plus, we have some epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. See you there!

SMPQueenSlayer – Minecraft SMP >WCW dies

aew, Competition, dies, dying federation, Entertainment, gtWCW, Minecraft, money mark, Nostalgia, professional wrestling, smp, SMPQueenSlayer, tna, WCW, WCW 2.0, WCW demise, WCW legacy, WCW nostalgia, WCW obsession, WCW revival, wrestling, wrestling fans, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling promotions

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7606
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Crops Grown:	7096	Dragon Eggs Found:	1878
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that die out faster than a WWE storyline? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: WCW dies, TNA rises from the ashes like a phoenix, only to die again. But fear not, because AEW swoops in like a hero in spandex to save the day. And just when you think it’s all over, Money Mark decides to resurrect WCW 2.0 because, well, why the heck not?

Join our server for the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs stability when you can have drama, plot twists, and a whole lot of questionable decisions? So come on, why replicate a dead fed when you can join us and be part of the madness? It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds!