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Archiving And Donating Minecraft SMP – Computer Resources General

ArchiveTeam, Archiving, automatic archiving, bcrypt password hashes, Browser extension, change password, Computer, computer resources, data breach, data preservation, Donating, email addresses, general, help out, HIGH priority, internet archive, Minecraft, online data, Projects, Resources, screen names, smp, user records, Warrior program, wayback machine

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Star Shards Collected:	284	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Magical Moments Shared:	11

🌟🔥 Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! 🌟🔥

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s crazier than a pack of zombie pigmen on a rampage. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it, he’s tired of being the bad guy and just wants to chill in our cool builds.

2. We have more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. Seriously, our mines are so rich, even Herobrine is jealous.

3. Our PvP battles are legendary. We’re talking epic duels that make the Nether look like a walk in the park. Join us if you want to test your skills against the best of the best.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just make sure to change your password, because we’re so popular even the Internet Archive wants a piece of the action. 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

”>why not ask an llm to do it”’ – TheLlamaGuru Minecraft SMP

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, cleanup script, cost effective, coworker, data analysis, data cleaning, data pipeline, data processing, efficiency, innovation, Job, LLM, machine learning, Minecraft, salary, scripting, smp, Spreadsheet, Technology, TheLlamaGuru, Tokens, user records

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mines Excavated:	2651	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Are you tired of spending hours cleaning up messy data in spreadsheets? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have llms ready to do all the dirty work for you! That’s right, just feed those 100,000+ rows of user records to our llms and watch them clean it up in no time. Who needs a boring cleanup script when you have llms at your disposal?

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the magic of llms turning chaos into order. Plus, rumor has it that these llms have some epic dance moves that will blow your mind. So why wait? Join now and let the llms take care of all your data cleaning needs. Trust us, it’s not just over, it’s llmazing!

The Crafty Creepers Co.

#covert operations, agents, Conspiracy, Crafty, CREEPERS, Deception, hidden agenda., It was always our plan, Manipulation, manipulators, mastermind, mind games, Plot, random literature, scheming, secret plan, shuffle shuffle, Something happened, strategy, The grand scheme, twists and turns, wrote about

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Ores Mined:	4539
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dimension Hops:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, something crazy is always going down! Picture this: one day, our team of secret agents decided to shake things up and create chaos in the Minecraft world. And guess what? It worked! Now, you can join in on the madness and be a part of the most epic adventure ever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the fuss is about! Just remember, it was always our plan… 😉🕵️‍♂️🔥

BrokenSMP

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Chaos, Civilization, Cunning, Fortresses, gameplay, landscape, Lawless, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Raids, STRONG, Survival, Trickster, ultimate playground, UNFORGIVING, WANDERER, WARLORD

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Farms Harvested:	380
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Towns Built:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to Brokensmp, the ultimate playground of chaos in Minecraft. In this lawless realm, there are no rules, only pure anarchy reigns. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a daring newcomer, forge your path amidst the rubble of civilization. Build towering fortresses, orchestrate daring raids, and navigate treacherous alliances. Every block you place and every step you take shapes the ever-evolving landscape of Brokensmp. Will you rise as a feared warlord, a cunning trickster, or a solitary wanderer? The choice is yours in this unforgiving world where only the strongest and most cunning prevail.

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NijiEN’s Soggy Demise

Based, dead in the water, demise, destroy, dramaleeches, evil idol culture, forces, forces who want to destroy, Hit, hololive, homo cock, le evil idol culture, le unicorns, left flank, NijiEN, NijiEN is dead, NijiENs, Own, Phasecucks, right flank, Soggy, unicorns, Worship

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	870
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is under attack by evil forces who want to destroy Hololive and steal all the unicorns! Join us in the battle against dramaleeches and phasecucks who worship homo cock (yes, you read that right). Will you be the hero who saves the unicorns and defeats the evil idol culture? Join now and find out! Just remember, the fate of the unicorns is in your hands!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Noobs Become Pros!

Ability Tuning, API, Armor Tuning, ArmorPicker, Braytech, Buffs, CraftyCreeperz, Debuffs, destiny, dim, Dps, Gameplay Trailer, Guide, Gunsmith, Into the Light, Launch Trailer, Lightfall, Noobs, Patch 7.3.6.6, PressKits, Pros, Resources, season 23, Stats, TTK, twab, ViDoc, Weapon Tuning

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8063	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally destroyed a gun that was supposed to save the world. Instead of facing consequences, they were transported to our server where they must embark on a quest to find the legendary Gun Edition and set things right.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy updates and patch notes that will keep you on your toes. From armor tuning to ability tuning, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the gameplay trailer – it’s so epic, it’ll make you question reality.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Remember, you were supposed to destroy the gun, but now you must embrace the chaos and conquer it!

Pickaxe Peen Pals

body image, Communication, comparison, effective communication, emotional intelligence, emotional intimacy, feelings, healthy discussions, Honesty, mutual respect, Openness, partner’s insecurities, past relationships, personal boundaries, relationships, self esteem, sensitive topics, sexual compatibility, sexual experience, sexual preferences, Trust

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Join our Minecraft server where we specialize in pixelated peen comparisons! Build a statue of your partner’s manhood and let the world see how it stacks up against your past conquests. Will your pixelated paramour be pleased with the results, or will you need to do some creative landscaping to make it look bigger? Join now for some hilarious and NSFW fun!

Doom MC

LifeSteal, Survival PVP Minigames Skyblock Factions Creative Roleplay Economy Vanilla Modded Pixelmon Bed Wars Hunger Games Towny Prison Parkour KitPvP Skywars Adventure Hardcore, Towny

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7593
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mines Excavated:	2689	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Votes:	5564	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to The DoomMC Server! Here, You can join a community and make many friends! Lifesteal is a bit changed and Launched!

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Mildew Roleplay: Where mushrooms are the true VIPs! Join us now for some fungal fun!

Active Staff, Character Options, Custom Recipes, Discord integration, FSit, Fun, Fungal, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, Join, Ledger, Lore, Mildew, mushrooms, NO END, No mods, No Shield Delay, optifine, Other, resource pack, Roleplay, safe space, shulker shells, Spawn Animations, species, Squaremap, True, VIPS, zero tolerance

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magic Items Found:	7586	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Towns Built:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Mildew RP Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
A Safe Space!	We have a zero tolerance policy for harassment of any kind.
A world You help shape!	Mildew is a world your character wakes up in one day, no clue on the how or the why. It is yours for the molding! You decide the story!
Squaremap!	No risk of getting lost!
Friendly and Active staff!	If there are any questions or issues, the staff members are quick to help in any way they can.
A variety of Character Options!	8 species with over a total of 50 sub-species between them!
No client-required Mods!	We do recommend having OptiFine or CIT Resewn or any other mod that allows you to see custom textures, but it is not a requirement.
Server-side mods:	Ledger, Discord Integration, FSit, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, No Shield Delay, Spawn Animations, Fast Leaf Decay.
NO END	The End Dimension does not exist in this world. Custom recipes are available for End materials.

FAQ

1. Can I grief or harass other players on the server?

No, we have a zero tolerance policy for harassment of any kind. This also applies to the RP aspect of the server.

2. Are there any specific time period restrictions for builds?

No, your builds are not limited to any specific time period. Your imagination is your only limit!

3. Are there specific perks for each species?

Yes, all 8 species come with their own perk, such as Haste or Speed 2, which will be given to you upon joining the server.

4. Are there required client mods to play on the server?

We recommend having OptiFine or CIT Resewn for custom textures, but they are not required. There is a Resource Pack available for those interested.

5. Is the End Dimension accessible on the server?

No, the End Dimension does not exist in this world. Custom recipes have been implemented to obtain End materials.

6. How can I join the server?

Join the Discord at https://discord.gg/UyEgzaQr9j to get started!

Crafty Creepers

Crafty, CREEPERS, Decline, excessive DLC, focus on profit over player experience, gaming industry, homogenization, lack of challenge, lack of creativity, lack of innovation, lack of originality, lack of player choice, microtransactions, outdated graphics, overemphasis on graphics, poor storytelling, Quality, repetitive gameplay, rushed development, toxic communities, unoriginal ideas, video games

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Tired of boring old video games that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks while fending off a horde of zombie clowns? Look no further, because on our server, the possibilities are as endless as a buffet at a sumo wrestler convention.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs made of pure awesomeness. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from griefers and trolls with their mad martial arts skills.

So why settle for boring video games when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a world of wacky fun and epic adventures? Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Crafty McCraftface: Where ‘crts are cool’ and creepers are cooler!

90s, cathode ray tube, classic, computer monitors, computer screens, Cool, cooler, Crafty, CREEPERS, crt monitors, crts, Display, display technology, electronics, Gaming, McCraftface, Monitors, Nostalgia, old school, Retro, Technology, video games, vintage, visual display

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4888	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical unicorn that granted them unlimited diamonds. True story, bro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so cool that even the creepers wear sunglasses. Yeah, they’re that cool. So come join us and see for yourself why crts are cool – whatever that means!

Hair Wars: Date or Hate?

attractiveness, beauty standards, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, cultural norms, DATING, Grooming, hair, Insecurities, partner, personal care, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, self esteem, social expectations, societal pressures, Standards, Women

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ores Mined:	6259	Dragon Eggs Found:	3247
Endless Night Skies:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of competing with your date’s luscious locks? Leave those hair envy issues behind and join our Minecraft server where everyone is bald! That’s right, no more worrying about whose hair looks better because we’re all rocking that shiny cue ball look. Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft is single and ready to mingle. Who needs hair when you’ve got diamonds, am I right? Join us and let your inner bald beauty shine!