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Too Many Distros Minecraft SMP Developers

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	1

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to save Linux developers from extinction! 🌟

👴 Are you tired of the same old middle-aged white men dominating the Linux developer scene? Join us and bring some fresh, youthful energy to the table! Zoomies, we’re looking at you! 🤪

🚗 Forget driving Uber for rent money, come join us and spend your time developing Linux in a fun and supportive community! Who needs TikTok when you can be a coding wizard? 🧙‍♂️

🤖 Say goodbye to unstable distros and endless bug fixes – we’re all about streamlining and focusing on a handful of top-notch distros. Let’s make Linux great again! 💪

🍎 Who needs Apple when you can be part of a thriving community of developers working together to create the ultimate Linux experience? Join us now and let’s show the world what we’re made of! 🚀

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Linux revolution! Let’s code, build, and conquer together! 🔥

Creepers Anonymous: How different would things be if they hadn’t blown up the…?

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1969
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where the reactors were never blown up – that’s right, no explosions, just pure, unadulterated chaos!

Join our server and experience a world where the reactors are still intact, causing all sorts of wacky and wild events to happen. From mutant creepers to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember to watch out for those pesky reactor explosions – they’re a real blast!

RainbowCraft: Where even the creepers are fabulous!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	404	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Farms Harvested:	377	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of boring, straight-laced Minecraft servers? Come join our server, where we embrace our inner fabulousness and weakness! Our country may be small, but our hearts are big and our builds are even bigger!

Join us for daily rainbow parades, where we ride on unicorns and throw glitter bombs at unsuspecting players. Don’t worry about being weak, because on our server, the power of friendship and love will protect you from any creeper attack.

We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where we dance the night away to the latest pop hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot our resident drag queen Ender Dragon putting on a fabulous show.

So come on over to our very gay and weak country, where the only thing stronger than our love for Minecraft is our love for each other. Join us today and let your rainbow flag fly high!

Blocky Bonanza: Where We Debate the Important Questions Like Hentai vs Real Porn!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more action than a superhero movie, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show!

Join our server and you’ll be faced with the ultimate question: do you prefer hentai or real porn? Why choose when you can have both on our server?! We’ve got pixelated babes and beefcakes that will make your heart race faster than a creeper explosion.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Brigade, a group of players who have mastered the art of twerking in Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters shaking their pixelated booties like there’s no tomorrow.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Blocky Buddies: Where We Go Wider and Dig Deeper

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Crops Grown:	9113
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that limit your creativity? Well, look no further because our server is so wide, you’ll feel like you’re playing in an infinite universe! Want to build a giant roller coaster that stretches across multiple biomes? Go for it! Want to create a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only pink wool? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server because we can go wider than any other server out there.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a build-off, he’ll grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a pet dragon).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wide world of Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

Crafty Anonymous 916

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	4064	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Void Armor Forged:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server, “mogged,” is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of dragons, build houses out of candy, and battle evil unicorns for magical loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be living it up on “mogged”? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a spare pair of diamond pants.

Rustic Rest Stop – Where R&R meets Minecraft fun!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Magic Items Found:	7052	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Are you tired of being a rusty old player on boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we live by the motto “Wer rastet, der rostet” – Who rests, rusts! Join us and never rust again as you embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most insane structures you can imagine!

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a pig into battle? You got it. Want to turn into a block of cheese? Uh, we might have to think about that one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history! Just remember, on our server, if you rest, you rust. So keep moving, keep building, and keep slaying those creepers like the boss you are!

Dishonored Dorks Minecraft Server: Where Creeper Explosions are the Least of Your Worries

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just blend in with the crowd? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn in a sea of horses! We’ve got more bells and whistles than a circus parade and more surprises than a birthday party at Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move.

So why choose between 1 or 2 when you can have it all on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character too, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Crafty Refugee Squatters – Where even Steve can’t resist a good squat!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9578	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Star Shards Collected:	139

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has a solution to the refugee squatter issue! Join us and witness epic battles between refugees and squatters as they fight for control of the land. Will the refugees build a utopia or will the squatters reign supreme? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and he’s always up for a good prank. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us today!

Creeper Cruise: Where Smoking is Only Allowed in the Nether

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Votes:	9153
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	260
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can bring cigarettes on a cruise! That’s right, set sail on the high seas with your trusty pack of smokes and puff away as you build, explore, and battle mobs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pirate Captain Smokey Joe, who will challenge you to epic battles for treasure and glory. And rumor has it that buried somewhere on the server is a hidden stash of enchanted cigarettes that will give you superhuman abilities.

So why settle for a run-of-the-mill Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the thrill of cruising with cigarettes and battling pirates for magical smokes? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Pixelated Booty Calls

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Potions Brewed:	171	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Towns Built:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re greeted by a mysterious girl who claims to be the ruler of the server. Who is she? No one knows, but she’s got some serious skills when it comes to building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join our server for the chance to embark on wild adventures with the girl pic rel and her band of misfit players. Rumor has it that she once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s out of this world, come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans the girl pic rel has in store for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on this server, anything can happen!