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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 6563 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 533919 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 |
also, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will descend from the sky and drop rare enchanted items for u to collect. but be careful, cuz the pigs are actually shape-shifting aliens in disguise.
oh, and did i mention that we have a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best jokes in the land? he’s a real comedian, that one.
so, come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in all of minecraft land. trust me, u won’t regret it.