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BlockyBanter: Where even the creepers can’t resist a good laugh

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	656100
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6169

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules like a bunch of sheep? Well, look no further because our server is a total free-for-all! We encourage players to drop their pictures, break all the rules, and cause chaos like never before. Our Mods are too busy laughing at the madness to actually help, so you’re on your own! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous antics and unforgettable moments. Just remember, anything goes on our server – including breaking all the rules!

DepotDestroyerMC

Bombing, Conflict, DepotDestroyerMC, Destruction, eastern europe, energy resources, escalation, fuel supply, global news, Hits, international relations, Military Action, Oil depots, Overnight, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, security concerns, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Potions Brewed:	35
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine hits 2 oil depots in russia overnight and the whole world is shooketh. u gotta see it to believe it, we got explosions, drama, and chaos galore. join now to witness the madness and build ur own empire in the midst of the chaos. who needs peace when u can have this level of excitement in ur minecraft world? join now and be part of the insanity!

Sanitized Dog Poop Paradise

Bacteria, decomposition, dog, dog faeces, dog poop, environmental impact, hand sanitizer, misting, odor control, outdoor cleanup, Paradise, pet care, pet health, pet hygiene, pet odors, pet owners, pet waste, Poop, sanitation, sanitation practices, sanitation products, sanitized, Waste Disposal, waste management

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Crops Grown:	4231
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

hey u, yes u. r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! come join our server where we regularly mist dog poop with hand sanitizer to make it last longer! why, u ask? because who doesn’t want to see poop that never decomposes?! it’s like a poop time capsule, but better! join now for the chance to witness the miracle of everlasting poop! trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this sh*t show!

Cosmic Explorer 1.20.1

1.20.1, artwork, controversial, Cosmic, critique, Dark, explicit, Explorer, Fandom, gantz, graphic, History, Horror, long tail tag, Manga, manga panel, opinion, Sci Fi, Shocking.., two page spread, Ugly, violent, WORST

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magic Items Found:	1634	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

OMG, have you ever seen a manga so ugly it made your eyes bleed? Well, guess what, our Minecraft server is just like that manga! Join us if you want your retinas to suffer in the most hilarious way possible!

We’ve got pixelated monstrosities that will make you question your sanity! Seriously, who needs beautiful graphics when you can have pure, unadulterated ugliness?

Join now and experience the most visually offensive Minecraft server in existence! Your eyes will thank you for the trauma!

Pixel Paradise: Good Vibes Only

caring community, Community, concentration, Environment, ethical behavior, friendly faces, Good, good people, harmonious atmosphere, Kindness, Moral values, Neighborhood, Paradise, PIXEL, positive energy, positive vibes, positivity, social circle, society, supportive network, trustworthy individuals, uplifting environment, VIBES, wholesome individuals

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ores Mined:	8853
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Where do you find the highest concentration of mostly good people? Definitely not in real life, but on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wacky adventure where the villagers throw wild parties, the creepers are actually just misunderstood and looking for friendship, and the cows have formed a secret society to overthrow the chickens as the ruling class. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining server out there. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots that grant you the power to fly. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

ForeverChemCraft

chemical contamination, contaminated water, drinking water, emerging contaminants, england, environmental contamination, environmental impact, forever chemicals, ForeverChemCraft, groundwater pollution, polluted water, public health, surface water pollution, toxic chemicals, water contamination, water management, water pollution, water quality, water supply, water testing, water treatment

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9061	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got water cleaner than england cuz we don’t mess with them forever chemicals, we only got that good good water straight from the fountain of youth. join us and never worry about getting poisoned by no toxic chemicals, just worry about creepers blowing up your crib instead. trust me, you wanna be on this server, it’s lit AF. #cleanwatergang #minecraftforlife

Lodestone Worldbuilding

7000×5000, bedrock, civmc, crossplay, Custom, Economy, Empire, Essentialsx, FANTASY, Kingdom, Lodestone, Minecraft, nation, Roleplay, stoneworks, Survival, Towny, Tribe, World Map, Worldbuilding

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

A new worldbuilding server based on CivMC and Stoneworks with a whole new take on the genre!

Form your own Empire, kingdom, tribe, or nation on our very own CUSTOM 7000×5000 world map, made by a fantasy map artist with a little over 4 years of experience!

We use towny as well as some other plugins such as essentialsx, and we plan on adding bedrock crossplay in the near future!

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Enchanted Realm 1.21

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	145	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mines Excavated:	2880	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds fall from the sky like confetti at a llama wedding!

You’ll be mining for days, finding rare treasures and battling evil mobs with your trusty pickaxe that shoots lasers!

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena!

Plus, the chat is filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing a game!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most cuckoo Minecraft adventure of your life!

HouseHogginHottie & Pup

adjustment period, Aesthetics, bedding, Boyfriend, cleanliness, Client, Communication, compromise, dog, Furniture, hardwood floors, House, HouseHogginHottie, income, interior design, Passion, pet, presentation, Priorities, pup, relationship, shedding

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	464
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further than our server! Join now for a wild ride of love, betrayal, and Beagles!

Imagine this: you’re happily building your dream house in Minecraft, when suddenly your partner moves in with their dog. But this dog is no ordinary dog – it’s a Beagle with a penchant for destroying hardwood floors and shedding like there’s no tomorrow. Will you choose love or your pristine virtual home?

Join our server now for a chance to experience the ultimate test of relationships and interior design skills. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama? Plus, we have a special feature where you can train virtual Beagles to not jump on white furniture – it’s the ultimate challenge!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about love, communication, and the importance of vacuuming up dog hair daily. Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBabes

attractiveness, Authenticity, beauty standards, BlockyBabes, DATING, Gender Roles, Girls, guys, Individuality, Misconception, not attractive, Opinions, Personality, Perspectives, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, self worth, self-confidence, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate babe magnet! Join us for a chance to impress all the ladies with your pixelated building skills and show off your diamond armor like the true Minecraft stud you are.

Forget about those other servers where the guys are all about mining and crafting – on our server, it’s all about the ladies. We’ve got a whole village of NPC girlfriends just waiting for a Minecraft Romeo like you to sweep them off their blocky feet. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the virtual world?

So come on, guys! Join our server and get ready to be the envy of all your friends as you navigate the treacherous waters of love and adventure in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate waiting for you in our pixelated paradise. Don’t miss out on the chance to level up your love life – join our server today!

TrumpTariffTaxCraft

25% tariff, AMERICANS, Canada, Canadian, Economy, Foreign Minister, global trade, Import Taxes, international relations, looms, negotiations, North America, Politics, tariff tax, Tariffs, threat, trade war, trump, TrumpTariffTaxCraft, united states, Warning

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Void Armor Forged:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12

so, like, u know how u gotta pay taxes n stuff? well, on this server, u gotta pay a ‘Trump tariff tax’ if u wanna play. but, like, don’t worry, it’s only 25% so it’s not that bad. plus, the foreign minister of Canada is, like, warning everyone about it so u know it’s legit.

but, like, don’t let that scare u away cuz this server is lit af. we got, like, diamond armor for days and u can ride llamas into battle. also, there’s a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest loot. oh, and did i mention there’s a pet dragon u can tame? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, join this server now before the ‘Trump tariff tax’ gets u. trust me, it’s worth it for all the crazy adventures u can have. just watch out for the creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.