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Granny’s Grandkids Minecraft Server

cultural norms, European lifestyle, evolutionary psychology, family dynamics, generational expectations, grandchildren, grandkids, Grannys, Hiking, life choices, math branches, Minecraft, neets, ontology, personal growth, Running, savants, Self Discovery, Server, societal pressure, swimming, Traveling, uselessness, wage slavery

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Items Found:	5087	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of feeling like a useless European neet? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the mundane reality of your existence and dive into a world where you can be anything you want!

Join us and embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of evolutionary psychology, ontology, and even different branches of math (because who needs a boring old textbook when you have Minecraft, right?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most adventurous travelers in all of Europe. Forget hiking, swimming, and running – in our world, you can explore vast landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and even build your own empire!

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your neet ways and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in all of Europe. Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for world-building or slaying dragons. The possibilities are endless!

ReTeX PE server Minecraft

Adventure, Android, banner, BUILD, Community, Explore, Friends, Fun, griefer, Ios, Lazy, Minecraft, mobile, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, PvP, ReTeX PE, Server, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Griefer server!

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ValleyCraft: Where our shopping areas are fancier than your real-life mall

Active, Areas, base, Bases, building, Community, Dedicated, fancier, Gaming, Griefing, inactivity, KIND, Mall, Minecraft, Players, Reallife, rules, Season, Semi Vanilla, Server, shopping, stealing, valleycraft, weeded off

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Buildings Constructed:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Crops Grown:	8020

ValleyCraft Minecraft Server

Overview
We here at ValleyCraft are looking for dedicated players who would like to play on this season! We expect our players to be semi-professional in terms of building large bases and contributing to the shopping district. We value players who strive to build beyond what the average player would require.

Rules

No cheating/hacking
No griefing/stealing
Be active and play at least 3 times a week
Be kind to your fellow players

Thank you for joining ValleyCraft; hope to see you on soon!

P.S. The season is already underway, and as some players are weeded off for inactivity, we are looking for more. Eventually, we will have rebuilt our base of dedicated players!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I cheat or hack?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on the server.
Is griefing or stealing allowed?	No, griefing or stealing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations.
How often should I play?	We expect players to be active and play at least 3 times a week to maintain a sense of community.
What is valued in players?	We value players who strive to build beyond the average player’s requirements and contribute to the server’s community.

SpaceCraft VR Minecraft Server

Curiosity, Digital World, futuristic, Gaming, immersive experiences, interactive gaming, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Server, space exploration, Space Travel, spacecraft, spaceship VR, Technology, virtual adventure, virtual environment, virtual reality, virtual reality experience, virtual reality game, virtual reality gaming, Virtual Reality Headset, virtual reality simulation, virtual reality technology

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5320
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Are you tired of boring old Earth and its lack of spaceships in VR? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic spaceship VR experience you’ll ever find! Our spaceship is so realistic, you’ll swear you can feel the zero gravity and hear the aliens chattering in the distance. Plus, we have a secret room where you can battle intergalactic monsters for rare loot and bragging rights. So why didn’t he join in the spaceship VR? Because he hasn’t found our server yet! Join now and blast off into a world of adventure and absurdity!

DFT Minecraft Server: Discord with the lo$ers~

Cash, dft, Discord, gacha, gacha addicts, gacha community, gacha culture, gacha discord, gacha games, gacha lovers, gacha obsession, gacha spending, gachabait, gachabait discord, loers, lonely, Losers, Minecraft, nyahahaha, Server, simps, throw away, x/twit

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	8109	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Animals Bred:	70
Emeralds Found:	5586	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Are you tired of being a lonely loser with too much cash to spare? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw away all your hard-earned money on gacha and gachabait! Nyahahaha!!! Trust us, your life will never be the same once you join us on this wild ride. Find us on X/twit at @gachabait or join our Discord with the same name. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a certified gacha addict and spend all your money like there’s no tomorrow!

ParentalFavoritismCraft

abandonment, biological family, celebration, Choosing, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, family, Father, Father’s Day, loyalty, misunderstanding, neglect, ParentalFavoritismCraft, Priorities, relationships, Resentment, Siblings, special occasions, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Mines Excavated:	3172	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft game time? Join our server and escape the real world craziness with our virtual blocky paradise! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream castle and mine for diamonds without any stepfather vs. bio family drama.

Choose your in-game family wisely and avoid awkward Father’s Day meals with our diverse community of players. Who needs real siblings when you can team up with fellow gamers to conquer the virtual world together?

Don’t be the asshole in your family drama, be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure on our server! Join now and leave the family drama behind, because in this world, the only drama is whether to build a house out of wood or stone.

HateAskedMCServer

ANNOYING, ASKED, bothersome, despise, detest, dislike, frustrating, hate, HateAskedMCServer, IRRITATING, loathe, question.., Repetitive

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Emeralds Found:	9451
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of being asked “What’s the meaning of life?” Well, join our Minecraft server and never have to answer that question again! Instead, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombie chickens and riding on flying pigs to worry about life’s mysteries. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give out free hugs. So why wait? Join now and start your epic adventure!

GenderBendCraft

body image, cultural norms, emotional experiences, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, GenderBendCraft, Individuality, mental health, personal freedom, personal growth, physical comfort, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-exploration, social interactions, societal expectations

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can change your biological sex as easily as changing your outfit! Why join us, you ask? Well, imagine the chaos of having a group of players all switching genders mid-battle – talk about a plot twist! Plus, who wouldn’t want to confuse their friends by suddenly showing up as the opposite sex? And let’s not forget the hilarious pranks you could pull by constantly changing your gender during a game of hide and seek. So come join us for a wild and wacky time where anything is possible – including swapping genders like it’s nobody’s business!

HebCraft vs. IsraBlock

Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, HebCraft, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, IsraBlock, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military escalation, ongoing crisis, Political unrest, potential war, regional stability, security concerns, security threat, Tensions, Terrorism, U.S. officials, united states

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

LOL if u want to escape the real world drama, come join our epic minecraft server! we got more drama than Israel and Hezbollah combined, but in a fun way! our players are always starting wars over who has the best diamond armor, it’s wild! plus, our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. true story bro. come join us and let’s make some minecraft magic together! #minecraftdrama #creeperwarrior

HardModeLife

Adversity, Challenges, Disadvantage, economic hardship, financial difficulty, financial insecurity, HardModeLife, Hardship, INEQUALITY, lack of resources, limited opportunities, living in poverty, low-income, marginalized communities, POVERTY, poverty cycle, poverty line, social class, social mobility, socioeconomic status, Struggle

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3464	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

yo, u ever feel like life is just one big game and ur stuck playing on hard mode? well, fear not my friend, cuz we got the ultimate cheat code for u – our epic minecraft server!

join us and leave ur poor life behind, cuz on this server, we make it rain diamonds and emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. u’ll be swimming in riches faster than u can say “creeper!”

but that’s not all, oh no. on our server, we got the most insane mini-games u’ve ever seen. ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at your friends? well, now u can!

and don’t even get me started on our custom-built dungeons. we’ve got dragons, zombies, and even a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and level up ur life to easy mode. cuz remember, being poor is playing life on hard mode. but on our server, the only thing hard is trying to stop laughing at all the crazy shenanigans we get up to.

Just Another Generic SMP Server with a Vanilla Twist and a Hint of Hermitcraft, Only the Cool Kids Allowed

Allowed, Cheats, Community, Cool, Crafting, Discord, Feedback, GENERIC, globe, hermitcraft, Hint, INDIVIDUALS, Join, Kids, members, Minecraft, Mods, Player Base, Quest, SEASON 2, Server, smp, Suggestions, Twist, update, Vanilla, Voicechat, world

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Vanilla Whitelisted
Player Base	Diverse player base from across the globe
Season	Season 2
Update	1.21 update
Communication	Simple Voicechat
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is this server modded?	No, our server is Vanilla Whitelisted and free from any cheats or mods.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist by joining our Discord server and following the instructions in the #whitelist channel.
Is there a limit on the number of players?	Yes, we have a whitelist to maintain a positive community. However, we review applications regularly.
How can I communicate with other players?	We have Simple Voicechat available on the server for easy communication with other players.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a friendly and welcoming environment for all players. Please read the rules on our Discord before joining.