UselessFactsMCSMP – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

UselessFactsMCSMP
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Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some outrageous reasons.
First off, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a pet dragon that guards it all. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ DRAGON. And if you can defeat the dragon in a dance-off, you get to keep all the loot.
But wait, there’s more. We have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like a thrill ride and a sauna all in one. Plus, if you survive the ride, you get a free diamond sword.
Oh, and did I mention the secret society of llamas that roam the server? They’re like the Illuminati, but fluffier. And if you can decipher their llama language, they’ll grant you three wishes.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast. And remember, always mine diamonds, bro. #YOLOMinecraftSMP #LlamaIlluminati

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New Server IP
DiscriminatingDad420
acceptance, amusement, Communication, costume, cultural sensitivity, DiscriminatingDad420, discrimination, father-son relationship, furry community, Hot Topic, humor, judgement, LGBTQ, mall outing, parenting, perspective, pride parade, Respect, social norms, tolerance, Understanding
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a person dressed as a fox in a mall? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots.
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as diverse as a pride parade (but with way more blocky fun). Plus, we promise not to judge you for your kinks, whether it’s dressing up as an animal or just really loving those square-shaped pigs.
So come on, join us and let your inner Minecraft beast roam free. Who knows, you might even find yourself face-to-face with a real-life fox player in the game. It’s a Minecraft miracle!

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New Server IP
Peatland Microbe Madness
adaptation, amazon rainforest, Amazonian peatlands, Biodiversity, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, climate change, climate science, discovery, ecosystem, Environmental Science, greenhouse gases, long term storage, madness, Microbe, Microbes, microbial ecology, microbiology, Peatland, research, scientists, unknown family
come join our minecraft server where we have discovered a secret family of microbes in the amazonian peatlands! these crazy microbes can either help save the planet by storing carbon for long-term or release it into the atmosphere as greenhouse gases!
imagine building your own virtual world while these tiny creatures work their magic in the background. who knows what kind of crazy climate change shenanigans they’ll get up to next! join us now for a wild ride of discovery and chaos!

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New Server IP

Moonbat

Creative, Griefing, Ip:, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Version

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Server Features	– Creative server– No-griefing survival SMP– Griefing allowed SMP– Regular server updates and maintenance– Player events with survival rewards
IP Address	moonbat.ddns.net
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, there is a specific SMP map where griefing is allowed.
Will the SMP maps reset?	No, both SMP maps are permanent and won’t reset.
Are there regular server updates?	Yes, the server is actively updated and maintained.
Are there player events on the server?	Yes, occasional player events are run with survival rewards.
What minigames are available on the server?	Spleef is one of the minigames recently added to the server.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21
Assertiveness, Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, gender dynamics, human Resources, Inappropriate Behavior, mystic, office dynamics, PIXEL, Professionalism, Realm, Respect, Self Respect, sensitivity training, sexual harassment, social interactions, uncomfortable situations, verbal cues, workplace culture, workplace harassment
Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about your coworker’s tits distracting you!
Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends.
Plus, our server has custom plugins and mini-games that will blow your mind (in a good way, not like your coworker’s boobs).
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and leave those distracting comments behind!

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New Server IP
MedCheckMadness
co parenting, Communication, court appointed, dosage, double check, family dynamics, Fatherhood, go-between, liver enzymes, MedCheckMadness, medication error, medication label, Miscommunication., Motherhood, parenting, pharmacy error, pharmacy instructions, reminder, verbal instructions, written instructions
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as accidentally double dosing on medication? Look no further! Join our server for a dose of chaos and confusion that will make you question your sanity (in a fun way, of course).
Just like the dad who didn’t follow instructions and accidentally overdosed his daughter, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs 40mg when you can have 80mg of pure Minecraft madness?
And if you ever need a reminder to double-check your actions, our court-appointed go-between will be there to keep you in line (just like the mom in this story). Don’t worry, she won’t swear at you like in real life, but she’ll definitely make sure you’re following the rules.
So come join us on our server, where the only prescription you need is a healthy dose of laughter and adventure. Who knew a pharmacy mishap could lead to such a hilarious Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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New Server IP
TeaTimeMinecraftSMP
Beverage, black tea, chai tea, daily routine, drink, Frequency, green tea, habits, health benefits, herbal tea, hot drink, mindfulness, oolong tea, Relaxation, Routine, tea, tea drinker, Tea lover, tea time, TeaTimeMinecraftSMP, white tea
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, every time you drink tea in the game, a magical rainbow unicorn appears and gives you a diamond sword! It’s like, the craziest thing ever, I swear. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the players have dance parties with creepers. So like, if you want to have the most insane and hilarious time ever, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, it’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your life. Just make sure to bring your own tea bags, okay? LOL!

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New Server IP
ElonCraft: The Legend Lives On
Authenticity, branding, companies, controversy, elon musk, Elon Musk fans, ElonCraft, Entrepreneurship, Evidence, fan base, innovation, inventions, leadership, legend, lives, loyalty, pretending, public image, reputation, social media, tech industry, Trust, video games
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.
Imagine a world where Elon Musk is actually a Minecraft pro, building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss. On our server, anything is possible – even Elon Musk himself might drop by to show off his redstone skills (or lack thereof).
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the annual “Pretend You’re Elon Musk” competition, where players can show off their best impersonations of the man himself. The winner gets a virtual Tesla Cybertruck and bragging rights for life.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover that Elon Musk is secretly a Minecraft god after all.

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New Server IP
PixelSoda Slimming Land
beverage consumption, beverage taxation, Body Mass Index, California, data analysis, health, health policy, Land, obesity, PixelSoda, public health, reduced BMI, slimming, SSB taxes, study, sugar-sweetened beverage, sugary drink consumption, sugary drinks, tax impact, tax implementation, tax policy, weight management, young adults
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got magical potions that make you shrink and grow like Alice in Wonderland! It’s like a trippy adventure every time you take a sip!
And get this, our server has a secret underground world where you can battle giant gummy bears and ride unicorns made of cotton candy. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but in Minecraft form!
Plus, we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Soda Can that grants you unlimited fizzy drinks for life. It’s like the Holy Grail, but way more refreshing!
So come join our server and get ready for a sugar rush of epic proportions. Just watch out for the creepers, they’re addicted to soda too and will do anything to get their hands on it!

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New Server IP
New Era – Mmorpg server minecraft
accessories, Amulets, Artifacts, Auction, Bosses, Buyer, cash objects, Dungeon, Magic, MAKE UP, pumping items, pumping skills, Rings, RPG inventory, unique world
★ Dange
★ Dungeon
★ pumping skills
★ RPG inventory (rings, accessories, amulets, artifacts)
★ Cash objects
★ pumping items at +999
★ Unique World
★ Magic and make -up
★ Buyer, auction
★ Bosses
newera.gomc.fun

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New Server IP

LucidSMP

advertising, anti-grief, armor stand, Builders, collaboration, Content Creation, Creative Server, Economy, Friendly, long term, Lucidsmp, Mob Heads, original, player heads, proximity chat, shopping district, Single player sleep, smp, Vanilla, Youtubers

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Version	1.21.4
Duration	Long-Term

Additional Information:

Chill server with friendly gameplay styles
Encourages client side mods like Tweakeroo and Litematica
Must be 18 or older to join
Requires content creators with videos published on their channels

Server Features:

YouTube friendly branding
Shopping district and shared resources
Proximity chat, set status, single-player sleep, and more
Strict rules against griefing, stealing, cheating, and family-friendly content

How to Join:

Apply through the application discord for more info.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I’m under 18?	No, the minimum age requirement is 18.
Are client side mods allowed?	Yes, mods like Tweakeroo and Litematica are encouraged.
What are the basic rules of the server?	No griefing, stealing, cheating, or PVP without agreement.
Is there a creative server available?	Yes, there is a creative server for members.