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SMP_CraftyCorpse: “Why are corporations so useless at R&D Minecraft SMP”

Academia, Apple, Budget, business strategy, collaboration, Competition, Corporations, creativity, efficiency, Groundbreaking Inventions, innovation, intellectual property, Investment, market trends, Minecraft, Polished Versions, product development, Profitability, rd, research and development, smp, SMP_CraftyCorpse, Technology, useless

Are you tired of boring old corporations failing at R&D? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got a team of mad scientist players who are constantly coming up with wild and wacky inventions that will blow your mind. Forget Apple, join us and experience true innovation like never before. Who needs polished versions of stuff invented elsewhere when you can join our SMP and be a part of the next big Minecraft craze? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly groundbreaking (literally, we’ve got TNT cannons)! Join us now and let your creativity run wild!

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FarmVibesBro

children, City Living, decision, disagreement, Estate, family farm, farm animals, farm life, Farming, FarmVibesBro, fortune, Future, IMPULSIVE, Inheritance, short-sighted, Siblings, unbiased opinions, urban lifestyle, useless, Will, Younger Brother

Are you tired of family drama and inheritance disputes? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building epic structures and exploring vast lands!

On our server, you can be the sole ruler of your own virtual farm without any pesky siblings trying to claim their share. Build a farm empire, raise virtual animals, and harvest pixelated crops to your heart’s content.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual inheritance without any of the real-life drama. Plus, no need to worry about your virtual spouse getting mad at you for giving away your virtual land – it’s all fun and games here!

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. Join our server today and start your virtual farming adventure!

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iPhone6sSMPHater Minecraft SMP

Battery, boomer, Cases, galaxy s24, Google Nexus 6, iPhone 15, iPhone 6s, iPhone6sSMPHater, Lag, LG G4, Minecraft, replacement screen, Samsung Galaxy S6 Edge, Samsung Note 5, screen protector, security updates, Slow, smp, usability, useless

Are you tired of laggy phones that can’t keep up with the times? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience smooth gameplay like never before! Our server runs on the power of iPhone 6s, a device so legendary that even boomers can’t resist its charm.

Forget about those outdated Samsung phones that lag like crazy – we’re all about that iPhone 6s life here. With easy access to replacement screens, batteries, and accessories, you’ll never have to worry about your device becoming obsolete.

Join us on this epic journey through the world of Minecraft, where the iPhone 6s reigns supreme and the Galaxy S6 Edge is nothing but a distant memory. Who needs security updates when you have the power of the 6s on your side?

So come on, join us and experience the future of Minecraft gaming with the iPhone 6s leading the way. Who knows, maybe in 10 years we’ll be playing on iPhone 15s while the Galaxy S24 struggles to keep up. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure – join our Minecraft SMP now!

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QuirkSacrificerMC SMP

compensate, congratulates, Crush, favorite MC, Friends, getting paid, Hero, Ochako, Protagonist, Quirk, QuirkSacrificerMC, sacrifice, Sacrifices, saves the world, Saving the World, smp, teaching job, Underappreciated, Unrecognized, useless, Walmart

Are you tired of being underappreciated for your heroic deeds? Join our Minecraft SMP where your sacrifices will be properly acknowledged and compensated! We don’t care if you’ve lost your quirk or if Ochako’s crush on you has disappeared, we value you for who you are! Plus, we have a strict “no robbing Walmart” policy, so you can rest easy knowing your local store is safe from any villainous schemes. Come join us and be the hero you were always meant to be, even if it’s just in the virtual world of Minecraft!

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Superpower: Invisibility, but only when no one is looking

Abilities, daydreams, dream, everyday life, FANTASY, flights of fancy, Fun, hypothetical, imagination, Invisibility, MAGICAL, make believe, Pointless, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, useless, WHIMSICAL, whimsy, wish fulfillment, wish granting, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and unlock the superpower of being able to turn invisible, but only when no one is looking at you. That’s right, you can sneak around all you want as long as no one is paying attention!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain the ability to speak to chickens in their native language. Finally, you can have deep, meaningful conversations with your feathered friends about the best strategies for egg-laying and avoiding creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the power to summon a never-ending stream of llamas to ride into battle? That’s right, forget horses and pigs, llamas are where it’s at now. Join our server and become the ultimate llama warrior, riding into battle with your trusty steed by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock these completely useless but totally awesome superpowers!

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MemecraftMemorized

brain exercise, brain teaser, cognitive recall, Irrelevant, long term memory, MemecraftMemorized, Memorized, Memory, memory game, mental retention, Pointless, Random, Recollection, trivia night, trivial, trivial pursuit, unimportant, useless, useless facts, useless information, useless knowledge

Are you tired of remembering useless things like your ex’s phone number or the lyrics to a song you hate? Well, join our Minecraft server and put that brain power to good use! Our server is so wacky and wild that you’ll forget all about those pointless memories. Plus, we have a secret level where you can battle a giant chicken with a diamond sword! So come on, join us and say goodbye to useless memories forever!

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SearchCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Alternative, cybersecurity, data mining, Data Protection, digital espionage, government agency, information retrieval, internal search engine, internet browsing, internet search, Minecraft, nsa, online privacy, online search, online security, online surveillance, privacy concerns, search engine, SearchCraft, Server, Surveillance, useless

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs! But be warned, the Golden Chicken is guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigs riding on flying llamas. Can you defeat them and claim the ultimate prize?

Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly dance parties at the Creeper Disco Club, where the music is explosive and the drinks are served in potion bottles. Just watch out for the Endermen breakdancing in the corner!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether and challenge the fearsome Dragon Queen to a game of chess. Rumor has it she’s a chess grandmaster with a fiery temper!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs the NSA when you can have this much fun?

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COBBLEMON RIVALS: Where Cobble is the Currency and Diamonds are Useless!

Applications, Champion, Cobble, Cobblemon, Community, Currency, diamonds, Discord, Elite Four, Fabric, Gym Battles, Interact, Modded, pokemon, private server, PvE, Rewards, rival, Rivals, smp, text apps, Trainers, useless, VC, Video, Whitelist

Cobblemon RIVALS Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 Fabric
Server Features	Private server with Cobblemon mod, gym battles, elite four, champion battles, rewards, PvP battles, and community interactions
Discord Link	Join the Discord (Applications open now!)

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Cobblemon RIVALS?	Cobblemon RIVALS is a private Minecraft server featuring the Cobblemon mod where players can pick a rival to join them, participate in gym battles, elite four challenges, and champion battles.
How can I join the server?	You can join by following the Discord link provided above and submitting an application.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, there are specific rules outlined in the Discord server that all players are expected to follow.
How do I interact with the community?	You can join voice chats, participate in text conversations, and engage with other players in various activities within the server.

Whack-A-Mole MC: Survival Edition – Now with Custom Model Weapons, Infinite Blocks & Useless Supply Drops!

blocks, Community, Creative, Custom, Customenchants, DROPS, Dungeons, Economy, Edition, Events, Factions, Infinite, Minigames, Mobarena, MODEL, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, Redstone, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Shops, smp, Supply, Survival, useless, weapons, WhackAMole

Fermium MC Survival Server Overview:

Server Features	We offer ChestSort, filtered hoppers, tool leveling system, upgradable spawners and hoppers, 20 new ore tiers, custom armor and tools.
Server IP	play.fermium-mc.fun

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How many players are on the server?	Our server community consists of around 10 players.
What are some unique features on the server?	We offer ChestSort, filtered hoppers, tool leveling system, upgradable spawners and hoppers, 20 new ore tiers, custom armor and tools.
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join us at play.fermium-mc.fun
Is the server friendly towards new players?	Yes, we welcome new players and invite them to join our adventures!

ZombieProofRides

abandoned cities, abandoned highways, abandoned roads, apocalypse scenario, danger, Defenseless, emergency, escape vehicles, hitting zombies, Horror, modern cars, post-apocalyptic, Survival, Transportation, Undead, useless, vehicle modifications, Vehicles, zombie apocalypse, zombie defense, ZombieProofRides

come join our minecraft server for the most epic zombie apocalypse experience ever! forget about those lame cars that won’t let you run over zombies, on our server, you can drive a flying unicorn that shoots rainbow lasers out of its butt!

we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. if you can find it, you’ll be the richest player on the server!

oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by ghost creepers that drop double the loot? it’s like trick or treating every day!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate zombie slayer with a rainbow-farting unicorn by your side!

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StreamersCraft 1.20.1

#youtube, 1.20.1, baking, baking tips, content creators, Cooking, digital content, easy recipes, Edition, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, lazy baking, Live streaming, online personalities, online video, social media influencers, Streamers, StreamersCraft, twitch, video games, virtual events

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, imagine a world where you can bake cakes while fighting off zombies and building epic castles. It’s like a baking edition of Minecraft, but with a twist.

You can create your own crazy recipes, like a diamond cake that gives you superpowers or a creeper cupcake that explodes when you eat it.

And the best part? You can do all of this while hanging out with a bunch of other players who are just as weird and awesome as you. So come on, join the madness and let’s bake some chaos together!

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DoctorCraft Minecraft Server

autism, check up, child health, denial, doctor visit, DoctorCraft, foreign country living, friendship, genetic syndromes, growth stunting, height concerns, high school, hospital care, late bloomer, Medical advice, Minecraft, parenting, peer relationships, puberty, Server, social challenges, specialist care, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Bob’s growth rate? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with towering heights and tiny surprises!

Just like Bob, who defied the odds and survived infancy, you too can defy the odds in our server. With genetic syndromes and autistic traits, Bob stands out from the crowd – just like you will in our server!

High school drama and puberty are nothing compared to the drama you’ll find in our server. Will you be left off party invitations like Bob, or will you be the life of the party? The choice is yours!

Join our server and experience the thrill of slipping through the net just like Bob. With medical help and specialist care, you’ll navigate the challenges of growth and puberty in a way you never thought possible.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the adventure begin! Who knows, you might just grow to new heights – or shrink to new lows!

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HateCraftSiblingz

adhd, ASD, Bipolar, birth trauma, birthday stress, BPD, Family Affair, family conflict, family dynamics, HateCraftSiblingz, in-law drama, Marijuana, mental health, police involvement, post natal depression, ptsd, Rehab, relationship issues, SIL despises me, verbal abuse

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with family feuds, affairs, and screaming matches that will make your head spin.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics, where in-laws and siblings will stop at nothing to make your virtual life a living nightmare. Will you be able to handle the pressure and come out on top?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also filled with surprises at every turn, from unexpected plot twists to jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and dive headfirst into a world of madness and mayhem unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

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GoldRushGoneWrong

Accountability, Audit, Conspiracy, economic impact, federal reserve, financial crisis, Financial Stability, Fort Knox, global economy, gold reserves, GoldRushGoneWrong, Government, investigation, missing gold, Monetary system, national security, precious metals, reserve currency, scandal, security breach, transparency

Imagine if Fort Knox was audited and they discovered that a bunch of gold bars were missing! Turns out, the leprechauns from our Minecraft server snuck in and stole them all to use as currency in their underground kingdom. Join our server to help the leprechauns build their empire and maybe even get a piece of that missing gold for yourself. Who needs diamonds when you can have solid gold armor? Don’t miss out on the craziest heist in Minecraft history!

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EuroAllies Minecraft Server

age-old, Allies, cooperation, Crisis, Diplomacy, Emergency Meeting, EuroAllies, European leaders, european union, fear, foreign policy, global leadership, international relations, ISOLATED, Minecraft, nato, Politics, Server, solidarity, summit, transatlantic relations., trump, Unity

come join our minecraft server where european leaders come together for emergency meetings because trump keeps isolating them!!! we got world leaders building epic structures and battling it out in pvp arenas to prove who is the ultimate leader!! join now to be a part of the chaos and drama as alliances are made and broken in this crazy world of minecraft politics!!! who will come out on top and who will be left in the dust?? join now to find out!!!

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UkraineCraft: Trump’s GDP Stranglehold

confidential plan, Demands, diplomatic tactics, economic pressure, foreign policy, gdp, germany, global affairs, historical parallels, international relations, negotiations, Politics, power dynamics, reparations, Stranglehold, strategy, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US president, versailles

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we have secret plans crazier than Trump trying to strangle Ukraine! we demand a higher share of your Minecraft GDP than the reparations imposed on Germany at Versailles! build your own crazy empire and dominate the virtual world with us! who needs politics when you can have a blocky adventure like this?! join now before Trump starts building walls around our server!

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Dad Duty Dilemma Server

caregiving responsibilities, childcare, co parenting, conversation starters, dad, Decision making, Dilemma, Duty, equality in parenting, family dynamics, Family Support, Fatherhood, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, maternity leave, parental duties, parental leave, parental responsibilities, paternity leave, Server, shared leave policy, work-life balance

so, like, imagine this epic minecraft server where, like, all the dads can come together and bond over their struggles with parental duties. like, bro, forget about the boring US leave policy, on this server, men can finally have a say in sharing leave with their partners.

join this server and be part of a community where dads can finally make decisions about parental duties without feeling left out. plus, there’s like, epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. come on, bro, join now and let’s build a world where dads rule the parenting game!

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UHCWAR – The world in which you need to survive! server minecraft

1.16.5, Adventure, Battles, Challenges, Community, competitive, Custom, Events, Hardcore, INTENSE, minecraft server, multiplayer, online gaming, Plugins, PvP, Skills, strategy, Survival, UHCWAR, Unique

server “UHCWAR – The world in which you need to survive” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

play.uhcwar.com

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Pixel Gaming League

Charity, collaborators, Computer, Contact, Discord, event management, Events, fundraising, Gaming, GOOGLE, headset, Hospital, League, Minecraft, Minigames, Moderators, Partnerships, PIXEL, Plugin developer, Requirements, Résumé, sponsors, support team, Volunteers

Pixel Gaming League Overview

The Pixel Gaming League (PGL) aims to create the largest charity event and fundraiser server that Minecraft has to offer. The majority of our proceeds will be going towards a charity called Extra Life, a charity that utilizes gaming as a tool to bring happiness and joy to patients of all ages who are in desperate need in Hospitals around the United States.

Volunteer Positions

Position	Description
Event Management	Handle day-to-day operations of events, facilitate communication with sponsors/partners.
Support Team	Handle general inquiries in Discord server and provide billing support for donations.
Plugin Developer(s)	Develop large-scale, lightweight Minecraft plugin solutions.
Moderators	Monitor cheaters in-game, chat, and ensure a safe environment for all participants.

Requirements

Must be at least 16+ years old (18+ preferred)
Must have access to Discord, Google, and similar applications
Must have access to a functioning computer, mouse, microphone, and headset
Must have a resume/CV/portfolio to show previous work

Contact Information

Discord: alistairdigital

Email: [email protected]

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are these paid positions?	No, these are volunteer positions until further notice.
How can I apply for a position?	You can contact alistairdigital on Discord or email [email protected].
What charity does the PGL support?	PGL supports Extra Life, a charity that brings joy to patients in hospitals.
What does the Support Team do?	The Support Team handles inquiries in the Discord server and provides billing support for donations.

Nimi’s Dreamland 1.20.6

#youtube, 1.20.6, bluesky, ceres fauna, Dreamland, Faunwell, grasshoppers, Invincible Rainbow Arrow, It’s Not a Phase, Konbakuwa, long tail tags, love Fauna, member VODs, Miss Fauna, Miss Nimi, Naplings, Nimi Nightmare, nimis, Really miss Fauna, saplings, twitter

Yo, have you heard of this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? It’s so crazy, it’s like a mix of Nimi and Fauna vibes, but in blocky pixel form. Join for the ultimate experience of invincible rainbow arrows and phases that are definitely not just a phase.

If you miss Nimi and Fauna, this server is the place to be. It’s like a virtual reunion of all the best vibes from the internet. Plus, there are grasshoppers and naplings to report, hide, and ignore – because who needs bugs when you can have a wild Minecraft adventure?

Don’t miss out on this wacky journey through the digital world. Join now and prepare to question reality in the best way possible. Let’s get crafting, baby!

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