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Useless Superpower

  • UselessPower Minecraft SMP

    UselessPower Minecraft SMP
    Join our epic Minecraft SMP for the most lit and hilarious time of your life, bro! We got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert.

    Our server is so crazy, even the chickens have their own secret society plotting against us. But don’t worry, we have a team of trained llamas ready to protect us with their deadly spit attacks.

    If you join, you’ll get a special power that lets you turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine building a house made entirely of cake, that’s the dream, right?

    So come join us and show off your useless superpower, whether it’s the ability to summon a rain of anvils or turn into a block of cheese. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

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  • Teleporting Tardiness

    Teleporting Tardiness
    Are you tired of boring old superpowers like flying or super strength? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the most inconvenient superpower of all time – the ability to turn everything you touch into cheese! Imagine trying to mine for diamonds and accidentally turning them into delicious cheddar. Or trying to build a house and ending up with a cottage made entirely of brie. It’s a cheesy disaster waiting to happen!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the power to summon an army of derpy chickens to do your bidding. Need to defend your base from creepers? Just unleash the clucking chaos and watch as those explosive pests run for the hills. And who knows, maybe one of those chickens will lay a golden egg for you to use as currency in our wacky economy.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the chaos of the cheesiest, cluckiest superpowers around. Just be sure to bring some crackers for all that cheese you’ll be creating!

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