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Cash4Craft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise you’ll waste your time in the most entertaining way possible! Our server is like a black hole for your productivity, sucking you in with its endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Chaos ensued as players tried to ride them around and collect their rainbow poop for special crafting recipes.

Or how about the time we held a build competition and someone recreated the entire Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks? It was a masterpiece of modern art, complete with a creeper statue at the top holding a sign that said “Boom!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle to the death in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg trophy and bragging rights for life.

So why waste your money on something boring when you could join our Minecraft SMP and waste your time in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible? Come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

CraftyCashGrab

CraftyCashGrab, excessive spending, extravagant purchases, extravagant spending, financial drain, frivolous purchases, frivolous spending, impractical purchases, indulgent purchases, lavish spending, Luxury items, Money Pit, money wasters, nonessential items, overpriced products, overspending, splurging, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary spending, useless purchases, Waste of Money

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

What is a waste of money but people continue to pay for it? Our Minecraft server! But hey, who needs groceries when you can have a virtual blocky paradise to escape to, am I right? Join us for the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, or participate in our weekly “Build-a-Toilet” competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted plunger! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So why waste your money on boring stuff like bills and rent when you can spend it on pure pixelated entertainment? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you get too close to that creeper ghost)!

Housekeeper Havoc Minecraft Server

Communication, Cultural differences, cultural norms, custody arrangements, depression, divorce recovery, employer-employee relationship, family dynamics, gift giving, Havoc, high demand, hitting on employees, Housekeeper, Inappropriate Behavior, language barriers, mental health, Minecraft, personal boundaries, professional boundaries, Server, uncomfortable situations, workplace harassment, workplace safety

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	8940
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a potion gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this family saga.

Imagine a world where housekeepers are in high demand not for their cleaning skills, but for their culinary expertise! Our server is like a buffet of chaos, with a side dish of scandal and a sprinkle of awkward laughter.

Watch as a divorced dad tries to win over his young housekeeper with chocolates and flowers, only to be called out by his own family for hitting on her! It’s like a soap opera, but with creepier plot twists and more uncomfortable moments.

Join us as we navigate through the murky waters of workplace dynamics and inappropriate behavior, all while trying to maintain a safe and drama-free environment for everyone involved. Will our hero realize his mistakes and apologize, or will he continue down the path of cringe-worthy comments and uncomfortable situations?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing hotter than the lava pits is the drama unfolding before your very eyes. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Join now and witness the chaos for yourself!

NoBraceletNoProblem

acceptance, blended family, family dynamics, family expectations, family heritage, family inclusion, family relationships, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, NoBraceletNoProblem, parental support, something borrowed, stepmother, stepsisters, wedding accessories, wedding bracelet, wedding day

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Animals Bred:	69
Mines Excavated:	2717	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6938	Magic Items Found:	5508
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in embracing all sides of the family, even in blocky form! Join us and show love and acceptance for your third parent and third side of the family by wearing a virtual bracelet passed down from generations of Minecraft players!

Just like in real life, you’ll have the chance to honor both moms during your virtual wedding ceremony. Who knew Minecraft could be so heartwarming and family-oriented?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to represent your step and half siblings in the most epic way possible. Join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most hilarious and outrageous ways!

SwipeCraft Minecraft Server

bizarre dating, DATING, dating preferences, eccentric dating, funny dating, funny relationships, Minecraft, odd dating, outlandish dating, peculiar dating, Preferences, quirky dating, ridiculous dating preference, Server, strange dating, strange relationships, Swipecraft, unconventional dating, unconventional relationships, unique dating, unusual dating, weird dating, weird relationships

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magic Items Found:	2747	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Are you tired of dating apps and their boring preferences? Well, on our Minecraft server, we match you with your perfect blocky soulmate based on your favorite type of ore! That’s right, forget swiping left or right, just tell us if you’re team diamond or team emerald and we’ll find you the perfect match!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Love Castle, where players can go on romantic quests to win the heart of their pixelated crush. From slaying dragons together to building the most epic pixel art love letters, there’s no limit to the crazy adventures you can have on our server.

So why waste time on boring dating apps when you can find love and adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server today and let the blocky romance begin!

LoveCraftedLOL

authentic love, Commitment, deep connection, emotional bond, emotional intimacy, genuine love, lasting love, long term love, love and lust, love language, LoveCraftedLOL, meaningful relationship, relationship advice, Respect, signs of love vs lust, Signs of True love, soulmate connection, true feelings., true love signs, Trust, unconditional love

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Mines Excavated:	4389	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	233	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of wandering the vast Minecraft world alone, searching for that special someone who truly loves you for more than just your diamond pickaxe skills? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find love in the most unexpected places!

Join us and you’ll know it’s true love when your fellow players build you a castle made entirely of obsidian just to show their affection. And forget about lust, because on our server, love is measured by the number of rare enchanted items gifted to you by your one true Minecraft soulmate.

So if you’re ready to find love in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities, join our server today and prepare to be swept off your feet (literally, if your partner decides to surprise you with a flying potion)!

ZelenskyyCraft: Ukraine’s Epic Long-Range Fun

Conflict Resolution, deep strike, defense capabilities, diplomatic efforts., Epic, Euromaidan Press, foreign policy, Fun, geopolitical dynamics., hesitation, international relations, long-range weapons, LongRange, military advancements, military development, military technology, national security, political tensions, russia, strategic planning, Ukraine, Ukraines, Western approval, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Enchantments Applied:	212	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

so, like, u know that ukraine dude, zelenskyy? he’s like, super cool and stuff. he’s all like, “yo, ukraine gonna make some sick long-range weapons, bro.” and the west is all like, “uhhh, we dunno if we should approve that, man.” but zelenskyy is just like, “screw it, we gonna deep strike russia with these bad boys.”

join our server and be a part of the epic battle between ukraine and russia! build your own long-range weapons and show those russians who’s boss. plus, zelenskyy might even make a guest appearance and drop some sick bars while he blows stuff up. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now or miss out on all the crazy action!

GWI_GWS_CraftyWarriors

biological agents, cell dysfunction, cell function, chemical exposure, Gulf War Illness, Gulf War Illness causes, Gulf War Illness treatment, Gulf War Syndrome, Gulf War Syndrome research, Gulf War veterans, Gulf War veterans health, GWI causes, GWI symptoms, GWI_GWS_CraftyWarriors, GWs, GWS research, hazardous agents, military health, veterans health, veterans research, war service

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	471	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	198
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chimeras Created:	2

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have discovered that playing minecraft can cure Gulf War Illness! our virtual world is filled with magical blocks that will heal your faulty cells and make you feel like a warrior again! fight off creepers and zombies while your body heals itself from the inside out. join us now and say goodbye to GWI forever!

BlockyChildhoodTrauma Minecraft Server

BlockyChildhoodTrauma, child abuse, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, counseling, emotional scars, Healing Process, inner child healing, long-term effects, mental health, Minecraft, molestation, overcoming trauma, Recovery, seeking help, self-care, Server, sexual abuse, support system, Therapy, therapy for survivors, therapy sessions, Trauma

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you question your existence? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of monotony! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the best parties in town. Rumor has it that our server was actually created by a group of highly intelligent llamas who were tired of being underestimated in the Minecraft world. So, if you’re ready to embark on a journey that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, come join us! And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves questionable childhood experiences.

TolerantCraft Minecraft Server

control, cultural beliefs, discrimination, double standards, fascism, freedom of expression, Hypocrisy, individual rights, Judging, Minecraft, morality, only God can judge me, Oppression, personal choices, Self-expression, Server, social expectations, societal norms, tattoos, telling people what to do, tolerant, TolerantCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being judged for your pixelated tattoos and questionable pixelated relationships on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace all forms of pixelated self-expression!

Join us and experience the freedom to build whatever you want without fear of judgment from the “tolerant” players with their “only God can judge me” attitudes. We don’t care if you have a giant pixelated tattoo of a creeper on your back or if you’re in a pixelated relationship with a zombie villager – as long as you’re having fun, we support you!

Don’t let the haters tell you where you can look or breathe in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without fear of being judged or restricted. After all, who needs rules when you have pixelated freedom?

SisWeddingNoPlusOne? NotTodaySis!

attendance, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decision, exclusion, family, family dynamics, Invitation, love, loyalty, NotTodaySis, partner, relationship, Respect, Significant Other, sister, SisWeddingNoPlusOne, Support, VALUES, Wedding

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6416	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of boring weddings where your partner isn’t even invited? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone is welcome, even your virtual significant other!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream wedding venue and invite all your Minecraft friends to celebrate with you. No need to worry about family drama or hurt feelings, because on our server, love is all that matters!

Don’t be like the OP’s sister and exclude your partner from the festivities. Join our server and show the world that love knows no boundaries, not even in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate among our players! So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome, even pixelated partners!

PickyPeeve Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, bothersome, DISLIKES, distinct, Frustration, habits, idiosyncrasies, Individual, IRRITATING, Minecraft, one of a kind, particular, peculiar, Personal, pet peeve, PickyPeeve, Preferences, QUIRKS, Server, Specific, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6887
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pet peeve paradise! Join us if you’re a fan of riding pigs while wearing a chicken suit, building houses out of diamond blocks, and battling zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot stick. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on over and join the wackiest server in town!