New Minecraft Server
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Useless Purchases

  • Cash4Craft Minecraft SMP

    Cash4Craft Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise you’ll waste your time in the most entertaining way possible! Our server is like a black hole for your productivity, sucking you in with its endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

    Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Chaos ensued as players tried to ride them around and collect their rainbow poop for special crafting recipes.

    Or how about the time we held a build competition and someone recreated the entire Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks? It was a masterpiece of modern art, complete with a creeper statue at the top holding a sign that said “Boom!”

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle to the death in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg trophy and bragging rights for life.

    So why waste your money on something boring when you could join our Minecraft SMP and waste your time in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible? Come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • CraftyCashGrab

    CraftyCashGrab
    What is a waste of money but people continue to pay for it? Our Minecraft server! But hey, who needs groceries when you can have a virtual blocky paradise to escape to, am I right? Join us for the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, or participate in our weekly “Build-a-Toilet” competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted plunger! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So why waste your money on boring stuff like bills and rent when you can spend it on pure pixelated entertainment? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you get too close to that creeper ghost)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP