UselessPowerMan – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	95087	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is being able to mine diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become a superhero with the completely useless power of being able to summon an army of chickens to do your bidding! Imagine the chaos and confusion you can cause as you unleash your feathered army upon unsuspecting players.

Join our server and show off your useless superpower to the world. Watch as your enemies run in fear from the sheer ridiculousness of your chicken army. And who knows, maybe one day your useless power will come in handy and save the day in the most unexpected way possible.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and become the hero no one asked for but everyone needs. Who needs super strength or flying abilities when you have the power of chickens at your fingertips? It’s time to cluck things up and show the world what you’re made of!

DubbedAnimeSucksMCServer

Animation Studios, Anime Community, anime industry, Audio engineering, bad dubbing, creative choices, cultural adaptation, dubbed anime, DubbedAnimeSucksMCServer, entertainment industry, fan preferences, international market, language barriers, language skills, localization, production quality, Studios, subbed vs dubbed, translation accuracy, voice acting, Voice actors

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of watching dubbed anime that makes you cringe harder than a creeper exploding in your face? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. We’ve got custom mods that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation mishap. And don’t even get us started on the PvP battles – they’re more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re mining diamonds.

So why waste your time watching terrible dubbed anime when you could be crafting, building, and trolling your friends on our server? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look back. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into.

Join us now and experience the most epic Minecraft server this side of the Nether!

KinoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds in the depths of the Minecraft world when suddenly, a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start breakdancing to the tune of “Despacito” while fireworks explode in the background. You can’t help but join in on the fun and before you know it, you’re part of the llama dance crew, traveling the server and spreading joy wherever you go.

But that’s not all! This server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken with a crown made of gold and a scepter that shoots fireballs. He rules over the land with an iron feather and challenges players to epic chicken jousting tournaments. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim the title of Chicken Champion?

And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Ender Dragon. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just a game, but a wild and wacky adventure, then join us on this server and prepare for the most unforgettable experience of your virtual life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your dancing shoes!

TheaterThiefMC

#youtube, birthday gift, Boundaries, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict, ENTITLEMENT, family, family time, Frustration, Home Theater, husband, Kids, personal space, quality time, sharing, TheaterThiefMC, UNFAIR, Usage, usage rights, Video

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3570	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of not being able to use your own birthday gift because your family hogs it all the time? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the drama of real life as you build your own virtual home theater where no one can steal your spotlight.

On our server, you can watch YouTube videos all day long without anyone interrupting you. You can even host movie nights with your virtual friends and be the star of the show. Say goodbye to sharing your precious gift with others and hello to endless entertainment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and reclaim your rightful place as the ruler of your home theater kingdom! Let the virtual fun begin!

DamNation Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

lol this server is so lit, it’s like Ukraine dismissing Russian suggestion it plans attacks on own power dams lol. join us and be part of the most epic battles and drama in Minecraft history. ukraine ain’t got nothing on the craziness happening in this server. come build your own power dams and protect them from crazy attacks. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in this Minecraft world? join now and be part of the madness!

CraftyCreeperCo: $10.5B Saved!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis amazin minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got so much discounted russian oil, u wouldn’t even believe it! indian refiners be savin at least $10.5 billion by buyin dis oil, so u know it’s good stuff. come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventures eva! build ur own oil refinery, trade with other players, and become the oil tycoon u always dreamed of bein. trust me, u won’t regret it!

StalkerCraft: The Unlicensed PI

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a stalker but, liek, it’s illegal and stuff? well, on dis server, u can be an unlicensed private investigator, which is, liek, basically the same thing but, liek, totally legal. u can follow people around, spy on dem, and, liek, collect evidence and stuff. it’s, liek, super creepy but also, liek, super fun.

also, there’s, liek, a secret underground society of llamas who, liek, control the server. they have, liek, llama spies everywhere and u have to, liek, earn their trust by completing crazy llama challenges. if u do, u get, liek, special llama powers and can, liek, summon llamas to do ur bidding.

oh, and did i mention there’s, liek, a haunted mansion on the server? it’s, liek, super spooky and filled with, liek, ghostly creatures and stuff. u can, liek, explore the mansion and try to, liek, uncover its dark secrets. but beware, cuz u might, liek, never make it out alive.

so, if u wanna be a legal stalker, hang out with llamas, and explore a haunted mansion, then, liek, join dis server now! it’s, liek, totally insane and u won’t regret it.

Welcome to THE CLUB SMP, where we mix vanilla with a sprinkle of LGBTQ+ friendliness and Hermitcraft vibes!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Meteorites Collected:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

About Us

The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server with modern hardware and optimization mods for minimal lag.

Server Specs

CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB (32GB total)
Location	San Jose, California, United States
Platform	Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Tweaks

4x Faster Minecarts (up to 32 b/s)
End dimension locked for majority of season
Mobs can now despawn with items/armor equipped. You need a nametag to keep them persistent in the world.

Notable Mods/Datapacks

Worldgen: Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Geophilic, Structory
Simple Voice Chat (In-game VOIP)
Mobs can drop heads
Players can drop heads
Shulkers Drop 2 Shells
Anti-Creeper/Ghast/Enderman Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Online webmap: https://map.clubsmp.net/

Players on the vanilla client can still connect, as all mods are client/server-sided or optional in a modpack.

Application

Join our Discord Server: https://discord.gg/KRFKY28tMq

Read through server guide + rules
Submit an application
Wait for contact within 24 hours
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

FAQ

How can I join The Club SMP server?

To join our server, please follow the application steps mentioned above and wait for whitelist approval.

Are there any age restrictions for joining?

Yes, our server is for players aged 16 and above.

What are the server specs?

The server runs on an AMD Ryzen 5 7600X CPU, 8GB RAM, and is located in San Jose, California, United States.

Can I use mods on the server?

Yes, the server supports certain client-sided and server-sided mods and tweaks. Make sure to read the rules regarding mods before using them.

How can I stay updated with server events?

Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements regarding events and community projects.

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

acquisitions, Automotive Industry, brand management, Business, China, Chinese market, corporate strategy, dying brands, economic shifts, Economy, foreign investment, Globalization, industry news, international trade, Italian brands, italy, market trends, mg, Minecraft, PastaCraft, SELLING, Server, volvo

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like MG and Volvo before them – legendary! Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and rare loot. But here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers! Yes, you heard that right, dancing creepers! Our server is so wild, even the mobs can bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of bacon. Yes, you read that correctly – a kingdom made of bacon! Join us and you might just have the chance to challenge the Pigman King to a bacon-eating contest for the ultimate prize.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

IkemenCraft Minecraft Server

bishounen, comedy, Female Protagonist, friendship, fujoshi, handsome women, high school, Idol, ikemen, Ikemen joshi, IkemenCraft, Japanese culture, japanese drama, Joshi, joshi kosei, Minecraft, Otaku, reverse harem, romance, school life, Server, Shoujo, slice of life

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5613
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	6804	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Emeralds Found:	5091
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Farms Harvested:	219	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on, where every block is perfectly chiseled and every tree is styled to perfection. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a team of super hot anime guys and girls, known as the Ikemen Joshi squad. That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting alongside the most attractive players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items. Legend has it that only the most stylish and skilled players can uncover its location and claim its riches. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every Sunday, we host a fashion show competition where players can strut their stuff on the virtual catwalk and win fabulous prizes. Show off your best pixelated outfit and impress the judges with your creativity and flair.

So what are you waiting for? Join Ikemen Joshi today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a really cute pixelated pet) along the way.

HamasCraft: Terrorist-Free Zone

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4009
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

so, like, have you heard about this CRAZY Minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, bro. like, the admins are like, super cool and they once defeated a dragon with a wooden pickaxe. no joke. and get this, they have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like, the ultimate treasure hunt, man.

oh, and get this, they once had a battle with a giant zombie that was, like, ten times the size of a regular zombie. it was insane, bro. like, they had to team up with a bunch of villagers to take it down. and guess what? they won. because they’re, like, the most epic gamers ever.

also, they have this thing where you can ride on the back of a flying pig. yeah, you heard me right. a FLYING PIG. it’s like, the most ridiculous thing ever, but it’s so much fun. you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the best thing that ever happened to Minecraft.

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