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MemeCraft Central: ‘/mc/ – Meme Central’

API, ArmorPicker, Braytech, Buffs/Debuffs, Cat edition, central, Clan, destiny, dim, Guide, Gunsmith, Into the Light, Lightfall, meme, Memecraft, Mountaintop, News, Patch 7.3.6, PressKits, Resources, season 23, Stats, TTK, twid

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	7898
Falling into the Void:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring landscapes and generic adventures? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing Mountaintop Cat Edition, where the hills are alive with the sound of meows and purrs!

Join us for epic quests and adventures as you climb to the highest peaks of the mountains, where you’ll find mystical cat temples and hidden treasures. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the legendary Mountaintop Cat, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on Mountaintop Cat Edition. Rumor has it that the mountains are also home to mischievous ocelots who will try to steal your loot and prank you at every turn. Can you outsmart these crafty felines and claim the title of ultimate mountain explorer?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Mountaintop Cat Edition, where the adventure never ends and the cat puns are always purr-fectly cheesy. See you on the mountaintop, meow-tains!

PixelPerfection: Where mining meets flirting >I need to write down attributes of women… < Join us now!

attraction, attributes, counseling, emotional well being, FLIRTING, gti, introspection, Join, meets, mental health, mental health support, Mining, open communication, personal growth, PixelPerfection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, Therapist, Therapy, therapy goals, therapy session, Vulnerability, Women, Write

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	275	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles? Look no further! Our server is so fun and entertaining that even your therapist will be jealous! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by beautiful women who will make you forget all your problems. Plus, our server is so addictive, you’ll never want to leave – therapy who? Join now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

DoremiCraft: Time Skip Edition

Adults, Anime, Cardcaptor Sakura, Childhood, DoremiCraft, Edition, FANTASY, Hamtaro, Husbands, Kana, Kids, lapis, Laura, lazuli, Magic, Magical Girls, ojamajo doremi, series, Skip, Time, time skip, Yes PreCure 5

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	8213
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

You think you’ve seen it all in the world of anime time skips, but have you ever imagined a time skip for Hamtaro? Picture this: Laura and Kana are now 34-year-old adults with husbands and kids (Kana only has 1 kid because she’s a rebel like that, while Laura has 2 because she’s a baby-making machine). But here’s the twist – the hamsters are still the same age! How, you ask? It’s all thanks to Lapis and Lazuli’s magical powers.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unexpected as a time skip in Hamtaro, then look no further! Join us for some hilarious adventures and mind-boggling fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon some magical hamsters of your own! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some time skip magic together!

HaremCraft: Building my Minecraft empire while dodging my GF’s demands for a harem. Lolz!

advice, Boundaries, building, Communication, confusion, current, Demands, dodging, Empire, ex, fear, Friends, gf, gfs, harem, HaremCraft, Insecurity, Jealousy, lolz, looks, love, mental trick, Minecraft, MONEY, relationships, self esteem, Support, Trust

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	788018

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the wildest harem-building experience of your life!

Imagine having not one, but TWO girlfriends who want you to have a harem with their friends. And get this – you don’t even need to be a 10/10 on the looks scale or be a billionaire to make this dream a reality.

Join our server and uncover the secrets behind this mysterious phenomenon. Is it a mental trick? Is it a glitch in the simulation? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find this kind of drama and excitement anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start building your very own Minecraft harem today! Just remember to watch out for creepers…and jealous ex-girlfriends. 😉

HellaCraft: Live Your Dream in Finnlandia

Adventure, Beautiful architecture, bucket list, Capital city, cityscape, Cultural experience, dream, Dream destination, Dream lifestyle, European travel, Explore, finland, Finnlandia, HellaCraft, Helsinki, Helsinki vibes, Live, Live your dream, Nordic, Northern Europe, Scandinavian, Scandinavian Design, travel, urban-exploration, Wanderlust

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, pack your bags (or blocks) because we’re taking you on a virtual trip to Helsinki, Finland! Why Helsinki, you ask? Because where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging reindeer stampedes and battling fierce Finnish trolls?

On our server, you can build your very own sauna-themed castle complete with diamond-encrusted ice sculptures and polar bear guards. Participate in reindeer races through the snowy forests or challenge your friends to a salmon-catching competition in the icy rivers.

But that’s not all! Ever wanted to explore a real-life igloo village? Look no further, because on our server, you can discover hidden igloos filled with treasure chests and maybe even encounter a mystical ice wizard.

So why wait? Join us in Helsinki, Finland, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional blizzard). Trust us, you won’t want to log off this server!

CraftyMemes – LOLzCraft Server

ARMIS, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, CraftyMemes, Crimzon Ruze, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, LOLzCraft, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, Migratory Bird Edition, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, TEMPUS

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring landscapes and bland gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is like no other! Join now for the Migratory Bird Edition, where you can fly around like a majestic bird and explore the vast world we have created.

Meet our legendary players like Regis Altare, the master of all things Minecraft, or Machina X Flayon, who can build a castle in the blink of an eye. And let’s not forget about Goldbullet, who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creeper!”

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like the Great Chicken Race, where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest. Or how about the Sheep Bowling Tournament, where you use a giant sheep as a bowling ball?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!

SpireSlayinCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! #SlayTheSpire2 #MinecraftMadness

Adventure, Announced, anticipation, card game, console, deckbuilding, dungeon crawl, exciting news, game announcement, game development, Gameplay Trailer, Gaming news, indie game, Minecraft, MinecraftMadness, new content, PC, roguelike, SLAY THE SPIRE 2, SlayTheSpire2, SpireSlayinCraft, strategy, Ultimate, upcoming release, video game

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Get ready to slay some blocks on our epic Minecraft server! We don’t just build, we SLAY! Join us on our quest to conquer the tallest spire in the land – because rumor has it, there’s a secret portal at the top that leads to the mythical SLAY THE SPIRE 2 game!

But beware, the spire is guarded by fearsome mobs like the legendary Creeper King and the elusive Ender Dragon. You’ll need all your skills and wit to survive this epic adventure!

And if you manage to reach the top and unlock the portal, you’ll be transported to a realm where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly! Okay, maybe not, but it’ll definitely be a lot of fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready to SLAY THE SPIRE!

WackyCraft

anticipation, bad things, BELIEF, celestial event, Cosmic, Disaster, eclipse, fear, folklore, foreboding, GOD, HARMFUL, idiots, LAUGHING, Mystery, Prophecy, Supernatural, superstition, WackyCraft, WAIT, warning signs

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sun is always shining… except when it’s not! We’ve got epic adventures, crazy challenges, and of course, the occasional eclipse to keep things interesting.

Join us and discover the true power of the eclipse – because who doesn’t love a little bit of drama before some serious chaos ensues? Just remember, when that moon starts creeping across the sun, all bets are off.

So come on, hop on our server and see what kind of trouble you can get into. Who knows, you might just survive the eclipse and come out the other side with some epic loot and a hilarious story to tell your friends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this one – after all, god always does an eclipse right before bad things happen. But hey, at least you’ll have a good laugh along the way!

MemeCraft – LOLZ Only, Noobs Not Allowed! #GamerLife #MinecraftMadness #EpicBuilders

Allowed, BannerSim, Barbara, collaboration event, Daily check-in rewards, EpicBuilders, feline fortress furrdyssey, Freedom-Sworn, GamerLife, genshin impact, guides, kazuha, lolz, Maps, Memecraft, MinecraftMadness, Neuvillette, Noobs, Redeemable Codes, Rolling Crossfire, special program, Tome of the Eternal Flow, useful links, Wiki, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where the mobs drop diamonds like it’s no big deal and the creepers do the floss dance before exploding.

Join us for our special program on April 12th at 2 PM (UTC+2), where we’ll be revealing a secret hidden chest full of rare loot. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this epic event.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about our collaboration web event “Discover Traces, Explore Nature,” where you can uncover hidden treasures and secret dungeons filled with enchanted items.

But wait, there’s more! Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara – all ready to team up with you on epic quests and battle against the forces of evil.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and redeem your exclusive in-game codes for rare items like enchanted armor and weapons. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GFjustLeftMeCraft – Where broken hearts build epic worlds! Join now for griefing-free fun and date night dungeons!

Abandoned, Betrayed, Breakup, BROKEN, BUILD, date, devastated, Dungeons, emotionalpain, Empty, Epic, feelinglost, friendship, Fun, GFjustLeftMeCraft, griefingfree, healing, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hearts, Join, Loneliness, movingon, needingsupport, night, Pain, rejection, relationships, Sadness, seekinghelp, supportsystem, worlds

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1388
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	91	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Votes:	8517	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Just got dumped by my girlfriend and now I’m all alone in this crazy world. But hey, join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about heartbreak again! We have a support group for all the heartbroken players where we mine diamonds and cry simultaneously. Plus, our grief counselors are skeleton experts, so you know you’re in good hands. So come join us and let’s dig our way to happiness together! Who needs love when you have blocks and mobs, amirite?