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UselessItem Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build and mine? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most useless object you own could actually be the key to unlocking secret powers and abilities.

Imagine a world where your old sock puppet collection can come to life and fight off creepers for you, or where that dusty old toaster you never use can actually teleport you to different dimensions. Anything is possible on our server, where the weirder the object, the more powerful it becomes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players must search far and wide for the fabled Golden Potato of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever finds this potato will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover a whole new world of ridiculousness and adventure. Who knows, maybe that old rubber chicken you have lying around could be the key to becoming the ultimate Minecraft champion.

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Potions Brewed:	103	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Runes Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Void Armor Forged:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Towns Built:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Love Letters Sent:	6

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Votes:	2643
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	445074	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	New Chunks Explored:	455916
Dragon Eggs Found:	4627	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Emeralds Found:	2280	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Potions Brewed:	126
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!