useless machine – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

OpinionCraft: ParentsDontMatterLOL
alienate, apartment, atheist, Boundaries, chair pads, Church, DISRESPECTFUL, dog complaints, family conflicts, generational differences, irate, Management, neighbors, noise complaints, OpinionCraft, parents, ParentsDontMatterLOL, rugs, selling apartment, service animal, Threats
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life neighbors like Lisa and Rob!
Join us and build your dream house without worrying about noisy neighbors complaining about every little thing. Our virtual world is a peaceful oasis where you can live your best blocky life without any interference.
And don’t worry about your dog being banned from our server – all furry friends are welcome here, even if they’re as big as a Minecraft horse! We don’t discriminate against service animals, and we certainly won’t let anyone like Lisa ruin the fun for everyone.
So come on over and join our server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which color wool to use for your next build. Say goodbye to real-life neighbor troubles and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

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New Server IP
MysteryCraft Server
Favorite, favorite mystery, Mystery, MysteryCraft, Server, unsolved, unsolved mystery, unsolved mystery cases, unsolved mystery conversation, unsolved mystery curiosity, unsolved mystery debate, unsolved mystery discovery, unsolved mystery discussion, unsolved mystery exploration, unsolved mystery favorite, unsolved mystery investigation, unsolved mystery list, unsolved mystery question, unsolved mystery research, unsolved mystery solution, unsolved mystery theories, unsolved mystery topic
Do you ever wonder what happened to the lost city of Atlantis? Or maybe you’re more intrigued by the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can uncover all the secrets of these unsolved mysteries and more! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride dolphins through the Bermuda Triangle and search for hidden treasure in the ruins of Atlantis. Who knows what other mysteries you’ll stumble upon along the way! So come on, join us and become a master of the unknown on our epic Minecraft server!

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New Server IP
CraftyHacksMC
budgeting, Clever Ideas, CraftyHacksMC, creativity, diy, efficiency, hacks for everyday life, helpful hints, innovative solutions, life hacks, Life skills, organization, problem solving, productivity, self improvement, shortcuts, simplifying tasks, Time management, Tips, Tricks
Are you tired of boring old life hacks that just don’t cut it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic life hacks you’ve ever seen! Need to build a house in seconds? Just press a button and BAM, instant mansion! Want to tame a dragon as your pet? No problem, we’ve got a special potion for that. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground treasure hunting missions – you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time! So why waste your time with regular life hacks when you can join our server and live your best blocky life?

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New Server IP
DrugCraft – Modern Minecraft Server
alternative regulatory approaches, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug criminalization, drug decriminalization, drug enforcement, drug harm reduction, drug legalization, drug policy, drug policy reform, drug prevention, drug reform, drug trafficking, drug treatment, DrugCraft, health, international drug control., Minecraft, MODERN, Official, public health, Server, united nations, war on drugs
yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where the zombies are actually friendly and just wanna give u hugs? well, that’s what u gonna find on this server! we got creepers that explode in confetti and skeletons that shoot out flowers instead of arrows. it’s a whole new world, man.
but wait, there’s more! our server has a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party. they’re always looking for new members to join in on the fun. plus, our server has a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through the nether. it’s like nothing u’ve ever seen before!
so come on down to our server and join the madness. forget about the war on drugs, we’re all about peace, love, and minecraft here. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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New Server IP
ChemicalCraft: RussianRaid
aggression, Attacks, battlefield, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, Military, peacekeeping efforts, RETALIATION, russia, RussianRaid, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, violence, War
come join our epic minecraft server where we have NO russian chemical weapon attacks, only epic battles and building fun! ukraine may be dealing with that drama but not us, we just here to have a good time and build some crazy stuff. plus, our mods are so cool they can turn creepers into cute little kittens that explode with love instead of hate. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP
PlasticCraft: Toothbrush Edition
Body, contamination, Daily use, dental care, dental hygiene, Edition, Environment, environmental impact, floss, health, hygiene, ingestion, microbeads, microfibers, microplastic pollution, microplastics, oral health, Plastic, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, Pollution, toothbrush
so like, imagine this, right? you log into this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re surrounded by giant toothbrushes and floss flying everywhere! it’s like a dental nightmare come to life, but in a hilarious way.
join this server if you want to experience the thrill of battling toothbrush monsters and navigating through floss mazes. who knew oral hygiene could be so fun and dangerous at the same time?
plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough microplastics from the toothbrushes, you can use them to craft super powerful weapons and armor. who needs diamonds when you have plastic toothbrushes, am i right?
so come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the dental chaos that awaits you on this insane minecraft server!

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New Server IP
OpioidCraft: DEA vs Pharma
addiction, DEA, DEA regulation, drug enforcement, drug epidemic, drug regulation, drug supply, Exploitation, government regulation, healthcare system, loopholes, opioid crisis, opioid epidemic, OpioidCraft, overdose crisis, Pharma, pharmaceutical companies, pharmaceutical industry, prescription drugs, public health crisis, research study, substance abuse, supply chain monitoring
join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of a wild ride like no other. we got more loopholes than a swiss cheese factory, and we ain’t afraid to exploit ’em all! come on in and saturate the server with massive quantities of fun and craziness.
we got pharmaceutical companies running amok, flooding the land with blocks of opioids like there’s no tomorrow. the DEA can’t regulate us, we’re too sneaky and slippery for them to catch.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a rollercoaster made of TNT, then join us now! who needs regulations when u can have all the chaos and fun u want? come on in and let’s make some memories that will leave u scratching ur head in confusion and laughing ur butt off at the same time.

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New Server IP
UniPixel
Adventure, AREA, base, block by block, BUILD, Community, Creative, Custom, Faction, Factions, Gamemodes, Ground Up, Guns, MCMMO, multiplayer, Npc, Quest, Raid, Raiding, shields, Skills, supplies, Survival
Custom Gamemodes built from the ground up. Base Shields, raid guns, skills. Survival has custom quest system, give NPC’s supplies and watch them build the area around you block by block.
play.unipixel.org

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New Server IP
Crimson Valley Network
Bedrock Realms, building, Community, Creative, Crimson Valley Network, Cross-Play, CVN, Development, Economy, Events, Expansion, Features, gameplay, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Redstone, Server, SKYGEN, Survival
If Your New Here, Then You Might Be Wondering What Is CVN? It’s A Network That Continues To Develop & Expand. CVN’s Main Part Is It’s Well Developed Skygen. If Your New To Skygen’s, Their A Type Of Server That Came From Bedrock Realms. Which We Brought To Java! We Made Sure To Develop The Skygen With All The Major Features. While Improving The Skygen’s Gameplay & Adding Better Features Than Previous Skygen’s. Join Us Today!
play.crimsonvalleynetwork.com

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New Server IP

Where chaos reigns in Minearchy: the server where every block matters… except those in Minigames! 1.20.6 & 1.21

#exciting, 1.20.6, Active, Bedwars, BLOCK, Chaos, Community, Features, Fun, in game, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, KitPvP, Lands of Minearchy, matters.., Minearchy, minecraft adventure, Minigames, player, prop hunt, REIGNS, selection, Server, smp, Trailer, vibrant, Website

Minearchy	SMP	Minigames
Version	1.20.6	1.21

Hey Minecraft enthusiasts! Searching for an active server? Your Minecraft adventure starts here at Lands of Minearchy!

🏡 SMP Dive into our vibrant SMP community packed with exciting features. Join our inclusive community, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out.

🎮 Minigames Get ready for endless fun with our fantastic selection of minigames! From beloved classics like Prop Hunt to heart-pounding KitPvP and upcoming Bedwars – we’ve got it all covered.

🌐 Ready to Start? Dive in now!

Website: https://landsofminearchy.com Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmz_yOIkHFE IP: play.minearchy.com bedrock.minearchy.com (port: 19132)

We can’t wait to see you in-game!

Cheers!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the IP play.minearchy.com or bedrock.minearchy.com with the port 19132 in your Minecraft client.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules on our website.
Can I play minigames with my friends?	Absolutely! You can invite your friends to join you in various minigames available on the server for a fun and competitive gameplay experience.