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Paycheck Minerz

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8849
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Emeralds Found:	1943	Magic Items Found:	3522
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and building boring old houses in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where the most useless job that pays really well is…being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, all you have to do is wrangle up those pesky chickens and you’ll be rolling in emeralds in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the fearsome beast and convince it to do your bidding. Need a ride to the Nether? Just ask the Ender Dragon Whisperer to give you a lift on their scaly back.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sweet moves to show off to your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer!

PennyCraftVIP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining. Legend has it that he now runs a bakery in our virtual world, selling delicious creeper-shaped cookies to all the players. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Notch riding a unicorn through the pixelated sunset.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs you’ll ever encounter. From a zombie that can breakdance to a skeleton that moonwalks, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, this membership is worth every penny and then some!

Redstone comrades

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

So, like, this server is totally like a battlefield, but with Minecraft blocks instead of real guns. And get this, we have Russian and North Korean soldiers fighting each other! It’s like a crazy war zone, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual enemies. Plus, the Russian soldiers think the North Koreans are like, totally subhuman, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Join now for the most insane PvP action you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Contaminated Blocks & Disparities

access to clean water, blocks, contaminants, contaminated, disparities, drinking water, environmental disparities, environmental health, environmental justice, ethnicity, Infrastructure, Pollution, public health, public water systems, Race, research, Residents, socioeconomic status, united states, water contamination, water quality, water treatment

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	1076
Buildings Constructed:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Yo, so like, forget about all that boring real life stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got more than 97 million players served with epic levels of fun and craziness.

Race, ethnicity, and socioeconomic status? Who cares about that when you can be a blocky warrior fighting off creepers and building the most insane structures ever seen in the Minecraft world.

Join us and leave all your real life problems behind. Dive into a world where the only thing that matters is having a blast with your fellow gamers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Thalassa

1.19, Anarchy, Biomes, Community Based, data pack, New server, No mods, No Rules, online gaming, player-driven, Sandbox, Semi Vanilla, server lag, Structures, Survival, Terralith, Vanilla, virtual world, Voting Rewards

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Thalassa is a new semi-vanilla no rules anarchy server that runs in version 1.19

The server has a data pack called Terralith installed that adds a ton of new biomes and structures within the vanilla game. https://modrinth.com/datapack/terralith

No additional downloads/mods are required to join or play the server. (Other than the vanilla game version 1.19)

All I really ask is Do not break real world laws. Do not try to deliberately lag the server.

If you vote for this server I will give you a souvenir in game.

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LuckyGem

action, Advancement Pack, Adventure, bedrock, Big Rewards, Builder, Community, Competition, Cosmetic Datapacks, Diamond System, Discord, Economy, Exploration, FANTASY, Immersive, java, LuckyGem, Redstone, smp, Spawn, Staff Collectibles, Trophies

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Join our Minecraft server with exclusive features, competitions, and big rewards. Discord open for new players!
Theme	Fantasy
Compatibility	Java & Bedrock
Version
Discord	Join the Discord
Server IP	play.luckygemsmp.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the Minecraft server?	The theme of the server is fantasy, offering players an immersive experience with magical builds and landscapes.
Can Java and Bedrock players join the server?	Yes, both Java and Bedrock players can join and enjoy the server together.
What can players expect at the spawn area?	The spawn area is beautifully crafted with a fantasy theme, serving as a hub for players to meet and start their adventure.
Are there competitions on the server?	Yes, there are weekly competitions with exciting events and custom challenges where winners can earn in-game rewards.
What are cosmetic datapacks?	Cosmetic datapacks allow players to customize their builds and appearance with visually striking updates in the game.
How can players unlock unique staff collectibles?	Players can collect rare staff items that unlock game-changing perks, enhancing their gameplay experience.
What perks are offered to players in the community?	Players gain access to exclusive competitions, a diamond system to shape the economy, custom trophies, a friendly staff team, and more.
How can players join the Discord server?	Players can join the Discord server by clicking the provided link: Join the Discord

Fox Haven Wildlands 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anthro, Anthropomorphic, Commitment, devotion, faithful, FANTASY, fidelity, forever.., Fox, Furry, Haven, long term, love, loyalty, partner, relationship, romance, soulmate, Trust, unconditional love, Wildlands, WOMAN

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Like, imagine a world where anthro fox women are real and they love you FOREVER without cheating or leaving!

You can build a house with your foxy lady, go on adventures together, and mine for diamonds while she protects you from creepers with her sharp claws and fluffy tail.

It’s like a furry paradise meets Minecraft madness, and you won’t ever want to leave once you experience the love and loyalty of your anthro fox babe.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and find your foxy soulmate in this crazy, wacky Minecraft server!

CraftyCommitment

Birthday Party, Commitment, Communication, compromise, conflicting schedules, CraftyCommitment, event planning, extended family, family dynamics, family get together, family relationships, family traditions, personal boundaries, Priorities, Scheduling, social obligations, special occasions, theater play, Time management, Timing

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Villages Defended:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of balancing family commitments and friend’s birthdays? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize your gaming needs over everything else!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to choose between attending your best friend’s birthday party or a family gathering. On our server, you can do both! We even have a special teleportation feature that allows you to seamlessly switch between the two events without missing out on any fun.

Don’t let your mum call you selfish for wanting to enjoy your friend’s special day. Join our server and show her that gaming is a serious commitment that should not be taken lightly. Plus, who needs real-life drama when you can create your own epic adventures in Minecraft?

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate freedom to game without any guilt or judgment. Your virtual world awaits!

Potty Breaks Denied: Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Dimension Hops:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Star Shards Collected:	142	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

LOL come join dis crazy minecraft server where we don’t let you go to the bathroom!! 😂 Our call center workers in Greece are on strike but don’t worry, they’re still playing Minecraft and causing chaos! 🤪 Join us for non-stop fun and mayhem as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most epic ways possible! Who needs a bathroom break when you’re having this much fun?! 🚽💥 Join now and experience the madness for yourself! 😜 #NoBathroomBreaks #MinecraftMayhem #JoinTheChaos 🤣🔥

SabotageCraft: Poland vs Russia

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Love Letters Sent:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7129	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can build ur own airline and fly around the world? well, this server is perfect for u! but watch out, cuz poland’s leader thinks russia is planning to sabotage all the airlines in the world, so u gotta be careful when u fly around. but don’t worry, we got ur back with our epic anti-sabotage protection system that will keep u safe while u build ur airline empire. join now and let’s fly high together! 🛫🌍 #minecraft #airlines #russiasabotage #polandleader #lolzyserver

Octopus Nerve System – Segmented Fun

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Enchantments Applied:	183	Zombie Dances:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

come join our minecraft server where octopuses rule the land and sea! 🐙🌊

our server is run by a giant octopus with arms that can build the most epic structures in seconds. it’s like having a million builders on speed dial! 🚀

we have underwater cities made entirely of bubble gum and jellyfish that sing karaoke every night. 🎤🐠

if you’re lucky, you might even spot a flying octopus soaring through the sky, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows behind. 🌈✨

so come on over and join the fun! just watch out for the octopus hugs…they’re a little too tight. 🤗🐙