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PixelJunkies Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Emeralds Found:	1681	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6217
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Have you ever bought a pet rock? Well, that’s nothing compared to joining our Minecraft server! Our server is so useless, it’s actually useful. Why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the thrill of mining for imaginary diamonds and building pixelated houses that no one will ever see? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a truly pointless and hilarious Minecraft experience!

CraftyChristmasWishlist

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

Army, ArmyCraft, Court, criminal defendants, criminal defense, criminal justice, Defense, Government, immunity, Justice, law, legal immunity, Legal System, legislation, military enlistment, military law, military service, Pardon, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, trial

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2848
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	2682
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

MILFyBabysitAITA

anger, babysit, babysitter, Bonding, Commitment, Communication, concert tickets, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, flaking, Help, MIL, MILFyBabysitAITA, offer, Pay, Plans, stress, Time, Trust

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magic Items Found:	6438	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoneyMines SMP

MoneyMines, smp

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

BlockyJobQuit

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

CeasefireCraft

ceasefire negotiations, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, militant groups, ongoing conflict, Palestinian resistance, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, truce discussions, US State Department

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Zombie Dances:	6

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

Activity, Blood Transfusion, Contagious, epidemiology, Europe, Fun, global health, Healthcare, Human, Human Parvovirus B19, immunocompromised, INCREASE, Infectious Disease, outbreak, parvovirus, Prevention, public health, respiratory illness, Symptoms, Treatment, united states, viral infection, virology, viruscraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Love Letters Sent:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2361

Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	New Chunks Explored:	652343

The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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