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Skillz4Grillz – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	652
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7473	Gods Slained:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have a secret society of players who have mastered the totally useless skill of juggling chickens while riding pigs. It’s like, the most prestigious club on the server and only the elite players can join.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map that can only be found by players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards. It’s like, a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a chicken nugget.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a giant chicken boss that spawns every full moon and drops rare loot like enchanted feather boas and diamond-encrusted eggs. It’s like, the most epic battle you’ll ever experience in Minecraft.

So come join us on this totally wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and your ability to juggle chickens on pigs, of course). See you there, fellow gamers!

BrotherlyMansplainNoMore

biological term, BrotherlyMansplainNoMore, falling out, Females, feminist issue, feminist theory, gender identities, less privileged, lived experience, male privilege, mansplaining, offensive term, olive branches, professional expertise, professional women, reproductive capacities, unintentionally misogynist, unintentionally racist, white privilege

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that values feminism and fights against misogyny? Look no further! Join our server where we don’t tolerate calling professional women “females” because we know the power of words.

Our server is so feminist, even the creepers respect women’s expertise and lived experiences. We don’t mansplain here, we listen and learn from each other.

Join us and be part of a community that stands up against misogyny and educates others about male privilege. And hey, if you need to settle a disagreement with your brother about gender equality, bring him along too! Who knows, maybe a Minecraft building competition will help mend those broken family ties.

So come on over to our server and let’s smash the patriarchy together, one block at a time!

RegretCraft

carpe diem, embracing change, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, life choices, living with no regrets, looking back, Making amends, missed opportunities, moving forward, never doing, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, seizing the moment, self improvement, Taking Risks

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	940	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Do you regret never joining a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, building a house out of rainbow blocks that shoot lasers, and taming a pet dragon that farts fireballs.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely out of cake, where the villagers are actually friendly zombies who just want to dance the night away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and diamonds are as common as dirt. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ElephantCraft Minecraft Server

African elephants, Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal studies, Asian elephants, cognitive abilities, Communication, conservation, Elephant behavior, ElephantCraft, elephants, intelligent animals, mammal, Minecraft, Naming, recognition, research, Server, social behavior, social interactions, study, vocalization, wildlife

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1285
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where elephants roam free and call each other by name! 🐘🐘🐘

imagine logging on and being greeted by a herd of elephants who are all like “hey dumbo, come join us for a game of minecraft!” 🤣🤣

these elephants are not your average elephants, they are master builders who can create the most insane structures with their trunks! 🏰🐘

you can team up with them to build the ultimate elephant kingdom or challenge them to a build battle and see who can create the most epic masterpiece! 🤯🤯

plus, rumor has it that there is a secret underground elephant disco where they party all night long to the latest hits! 🎶🎉

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wild world of elephants in minecraft like never before! 🐘🎮

YamamRescueCraft

Bravery, counter-terrorism, crisis intervention, dramatic rescue, gaza, heroism, high stakes, hostage rescue, hostage situation, hostages, intense situation, life-saving mission, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, rare footage, rescued, security forces, special forces, tactical operation, Yamam forces, YamamRescueCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Star Shards Collected:	236	Animals Bred:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

OMG U GUYS THIS SERVER IS LIKE YAMAM FORCES RESCUING HOSTAGES FROM GAZA BUT IN MINECRAFT LOL. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE A HERO AND SAVE PEEPS FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE GOT MAD SKILLS LIKE YAMAM AND WE WILL RESCUE U FROM BORING SERVERS. COME SAVE THE DAY WITH US AND BE A LEGEND. #YOLO #MINECRAFTHEROES #SAVETHEDAY

Forgive & ForgetCraft

Boundaries, emotional intelligence, ForgetCraft, Forgive, forgiveness, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness quotes, healthy relationships, inner peace, letting go, mental health, moving on, personal growth, relationships, Respect, self love, Self Respect, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, tolerance, toxic behavior

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

so like, come join our epic minecraft server where we don’t give a hoot about what you do because we forgive you anyways. like, you could build a giant statue of a potato or ride a pig into battle, we don’t care! we even have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.

if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the power to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn creepers into friendly kittens. plus, we have a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes and the grass grows cotton candy.

oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle? yeah, he’s pretty fancy. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything goes!

GunCraft: Defend & Survive!

American, conspiracy theories, DEFEND, Defense, fear, firearm ownership, great replacement theory, gun advertisement, gun ownership, Guncraft, Guns, lack of safety, ownership, pandemic, personal protection, Protection, response, Safety, self defense, sense of security, societal trends, SURVIVE, Threats

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Void Armor Forged:	25	Love Letters Sent:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

YO, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IF YOU WANNA FEEL SAFE LIKE YOU GOT A GUN IN YO HANDS, BUT INSTEAD OF GUNS, YOU GOT A PICKAXE AND A SWORD! WE GOT CREEPERS CREEPIN’ AND ZOMBIES ZOMBIE-ING, BUT AIN’T NO PANDEMIC GONNA STOP US FROM BUILDIN’ AND SURVIVIN’!

WE GOT CONSPIRACY THEORIES FLOATIN’ AROUND LIKE STEVE BEIN’ AN ALIEN AND HEROBRIEN BEIN’ REAL! BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT YA COVERED WITH OUR VIRTUAL REALITY SAFETY NET!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY LANDS AND ENDLESS ADVENTURES! WHO NEEDS GUNS WHEN YOU GOT A DIAMOND SWORD, AMIRITE? LET’S GOOOOOOOO!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Star Shards Collected:	223	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be guarded by a pack of evil bacon-loving zombies. But be warned, these zombies are not your average brain-eating undead, they have a taste for bacon and will stop at nothing to protect their precious sword!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing creeper DJ? Get your groove on with your blocky buddies and party the night away in style!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly like a majestic chicken. Soar through the skies and show off your aerial acrobatics to all your jealous friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by bacon-loving zombies, that is.

CraftyHoops Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1286
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5808
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with NBA press conferences where Kahleah Copper is hailed as the greatest Minecraft player of all time! Watch as she dominates the virtual court with her epic building skills and take part in outrageous tournaments where the prize is a diamond-encrusted pickaxe! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

GFHeartlessNoChoresVacay

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2172
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the real-life drama like this crazy chore chart situation! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with unreasonable partners.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone assigning you extra chores just because you got injured. On our server, you’re free to explore, create, and have fun without any unfair expectations.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can unleash your creativity without any judgment, all while avoiding the chaos of real-life drama like this insane chore chart debacle. Trust us, you won’t regret escaping to our Minecraft world where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a great time!

BlockBusterLaughs

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

Imagine a Minecraft server where every block tells a joke, every mob has a hilarious catchphrase, and even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile before they explode! Join us for non-stop laughs and endless fun as you navigate through our wacky world filled with pun-tastic puns, meme-tastic memes, and a whole lot of silliness. Who needs popcorn when you can have a side-splitting good time on our server? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to LOL your way through the most consistently funny Minecraft server ever!