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CraftyWasteLand

CraftyWasteland, extravagant purchases, extravagant spending, frivolous expenses, frivolous investments, frivolous spending, money wasted, paying for, pointless expenses, superfluous items, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary fees, unnecessary luxuries, unnecessary purchases, unnecessary upgrades, unneeded services, useless gadgets, useless subscriptions, useless things, wasted money, wasted resources

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on useless things like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to spending your precious resources on anything other than building epic structures and battling mobs.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow-colored obsidian, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off! Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer moves?

So why waste your time and resources on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the craziness begin!

PixelPockets: Paying4Pixels

budgeting tips, consumerism, cost-effective alternatives, Financial Advice, financial decisions, frivolous spending, impulse buying, long term savings, Luxury items, marketing tactics, money management, overpriced products, Paying4Pixels, peer pressure, personal finance, PixelPockets, popular trends, saving money, smart spending, unnecessary expenses, useless gadgets, Waste of Money

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Votes:	8955	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate virtual reality experience where you can literally throw your money away…but in a fun way! Our server is so addictive that players have been known to empty their entire bank accounts just to keep playing. Who needs real-life expenses when you can spend all your hard-earned cash on virtual blocks?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive in-game currency known as “Diamond Dollars.” Legend has it that whoever collects enough Diamond Dollars will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Consider it done.

So why waste your money on boring things like groceries or rent when you can join our server and live like a virtual king? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the richest player in Minecraft history…or at least until the next server reset.

BradleyCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, BradleyCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, firepower, FOREIGN AID, legend, Military, military assistance, military capabilities, military equipment, military intervention, military support, military technology, Minecraft, Old US Bradleys, Server, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, US army, War, weapons

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a wild ride through a land of craziness and epicness, ya feel me?

So, get this, right? We got these old US Bradleys in Ukraine, and they’re like becoming LEGENDS, bro! It’s like they’re coming to life and wreaking havoc on all the noobs in the server. It’s insane, man!

When you join this server, you’ll be like a warrior in a battle for survival. You’ll be slaying dragons, building epic castles, and making alliances with other players. It’s like a freakin’ movie, dude!

And let me tell ya, when you finally get your hands on the weapons you need, you’ll be unstoppable. You’ll be like a god among mortals, raining down destruction on anyone who dares to challenge you.

So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this Minecraft server now and show the world what you’re made of! Let’s do this!

Blocky Banned Babes: No Voices, No Faces!

Afghanistan, Babes, banned, bare faces, blocky, faces, female rights, gender discrimination, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, restrictive laws, Taliban, Taliban control, Taliban laws, Taliban oppression, Taliban restrictions, VOICES, women’s autonomy, women’s empowerment, women’s freedom, women’s oppression, women’s representation, women’s visibility, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Animals Bred:	167

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the Taliban but for gamers, except we don’t ban women’s voices or bare faces, we ban boring players and ugly builds!

We got dragons flying around, shooting rainbow lasers out of their butts, and if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a giant taco and squash all your enemies!

Plus, our community is so lit, we have weekly dance parties in the virtual disco club and every full moon, we sacrifice a creeper to the pixelated gods for good luck.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers and makes no sense at all!

LoveCraftedBrains

brain activity, brain activity patterns, brain mapping, brain regions, brain scans, brain stimulation, Cerebral Cortex, cognitive functions, cognitive psychology, emotional response, fMRI, functional magnetic resonance imaging, love, LoveCraftedBrains, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, research, types of love

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

so like, u ever wonder what luv looks like in ur brain? well, on our epic minecraft server, we got scientists using fancy machines to see where ur brain lights up when u think about luv. it’s like a rave party in ur head, dude! join us and unlock the mysteries of luv in the most lit way possible. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour for those who can show us their brain’s luv vibes. come on, join us and let’s get funky with luv in minecraft!

Flare SMP: Where the vanilla is semi, the whitelist is tight, and the shenanigans are full-on!

Community, Cosmetics, decorations, Discord, Dynmap, English, FLARE, FlareDeathMessages, fullon, germany, GSit, International, long term, Mature, MCMMO, mmorpg, Pets, Protection, Semi, Semi Vanilla, Shenanigans, smp, Summer event, Survival, tight, Vanilla, Whitelist, wow

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

About Us
Founded on: April 14, 2023
Features: Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations
Primary Language: English
Server Leadership: International, with German players

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes your server different from Vanilla Minecraft?	Our server offers additional features like Dynmap, Bolt for protection, mcMMO for skill leveling, GSit for unique sitting options, FlareDeathMessages for custom death messages, Pets for cosmetic companions, and more.
Is the server active and long-term?	Yes, the server is a long-term project with no planned end, aiming to provide players with a relaxed semi-vanilla experience.
What is the primary language spoken on the server?	The primary language is English, but there are also German players within the community.
Are there any upcoming events or updates?	Yes, a summer event with new content and rewards is soon to start. Additionally, a new server called “Flare Adventures” is in development for a classic MMORPG experience.

WarCraftJewels Minecraft Server

antisemitism, Conflict, conspiracy theories, cultural tensions, discrimination, extremism, Genocide, Global Issues, History, Holocaust, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, persecution, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, Religion, Server, Stereotypes, violence, WarCraftJewels, Wars

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	4603	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to find out the answer to life’s most pressing questions like “Why do Jews constantly cause wars?”

Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers where players can uncover ancient mysteries and conspiracy theories. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find the lost city of Atlantis and uncover the true origins of the Illuminati.

But that’s not all! We have epic PvP battles where players can fight to the death using enchanted diamond swords and magical potions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why Jews constantly cause wars (spoiler alert: it’s probably because they’re secretly controlling the world with their mind-bending powers).

KindCraft SMP – Be Kind to Each Other

acceptance, Community, compassion, Connection, cooperation, Diversity, Empathy, equality, Harmony, Humanity, KIND, KindCraft, Kindness, love, oneness, Peace, Respect, smp, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8228
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Animals Bred:	165	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where we are all one big dysfunctional family! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon. – Our admin is actually a wizard who can turn any block into a diamond block with a flick of his wand. – If you join, you’ll be gifted a pet creeper that only explodes on command. It’s the perfect way to prank your friends! – We have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a Nether portal and straight into the belly of a giant lava monster. Don’t worry, it’s friendly. – Our server currency is actually emerald-encrusted golden carrots. Who needs diamonds when you can have blinged-out veggies?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and plenty of laughs along the way!

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

animal responsibility, anxiety, apartment living, barking dog, certified dog, college life, college town, first week, golden retriever, inhumane, lease agreement, Minecraft, no pets, pet agreement, pet ownership, pet policy, puppy, PuppyPurge, roommate, roommate conflict, roommates, Server, University

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3110
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only pets allowed are virtual ones! Why deal with the stress of real-life pet drama when you can join a server full of pixelated puppies and kitties instead?

Join us for a wild adventure where golden retriever puppies are certified to do backflips and unicorns roam the land. No need to worry about cleaning up after your roommate’s pet, because the only mess you’ll encounter here is the occasional creeper explosion.

So come on in and leave the real world behind – on our server, the only beef you’ll encounter is between players battling it out in epic PvP battles. Sign up now and let the virtual fun begin!

FightClubCraft

aita, Apologize.., christmas present, DAUGHTER, Doll, expensive, Fight, FightClubCraft, Friends, play date, purpose, reimbursement, school club, son not welcome, telling mom, UNCOMFORTABLE, understand, Upset, wrong, young

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Emeralds Found:	7822	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	801514
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Magic Items Found:	4789	Runes Activated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in real life! Join us for a virtual playdate with your friends and their kids, where anything can happen.

Experience the thrill of snapping dolls in our virtual world – but be prepared for the consequences! Our players take their dolls very seriously, just like Amy and Ben. Will you be the one to make Amy cry and refuse to play with you ever again?

Join us for outrageous playdates where expensive dolls are the norm and parents are willing to reimburse you for any damages. Who knew dolls for a 7-year-old could cost so much? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

Make friends, break dolls, and navigate the complex relationships between kids and parents. Will you be the one to banish a player from your virtual house for snapping dolls on purpose? Or will you forgive and forget, just like Jane suggests?

Come join us on this wild Minecraft server, where kids are kids and drama is just a click away. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a virtual playdate gone wrong – but isn’t that what makes Minecraft so exciting?

Airspace Alert Minecraft Server

air defense, airspace, ALERT, Breach, China, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, Japan, jets, Military, military escalation, Minecraft, reconnaissance, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, Tensions, territorial dispute

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

yo, dis server be so lit dat even countries be fightin’ ova it! imagine playin’ Minecraft and suddenly Japan be sendin’ jets to take down China’s recon plane tryna sneak into da server! join us and be part of da epic battle for control of dis epic virtual world! who needs real life drama when you can have dis level of excitement in Minecraft? come join da fun and see what crazy shenanigans happen next!

PixelPervsSKorea

“Youth, consent, criminal activity, criminal justice, cybercrime, deepfake, digital manipulation, Exploitation, internet, law enforcement, Manipulation, online safety, PixelPervsSKorea, privacy, scandal, sex crimes, social media, south korea, Technology, teens, Video editing

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Emeralds Found:	9210
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

yo, u gotta join this server cuz like, we got deepfake sex crimes goin on like crazy in South Korea. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft roleplay, but with a twist. u can be a detective tryin to solve the crimes or u can be a deepfake criminal mastermind. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the scandalous world of deepfake sex crimes. u won’t find this kind of action on any other server, i swear.