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Useless Facts

  • CraftyMemory

    CraftyMemory

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of wasting brain space on useless information like your ex’s phone number or the periodic table? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll fill your head with even more useless knowledge!

    We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).

    Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?

    So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP

    FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a whole community dedicated to sharing the most useless and random facts you can imagine. Want to know how many ants it would take to lift a human? We’ve got you covered. Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on top of a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted golden apples. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the useless facts and hidden treasures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MemecraftMemorized

    MemecraftMemorized

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of remembering useless things like your ex’s phone number or the lyrics to a song you hate? Well, join our Minecraft server and put that brain power to good use! Our server is so wacky and wild that you’ll forget all about those pointless memories. Plus, we have a secret level where you can battle a giant chicken with a diamond sword! So come on, join us and say goodbye to useless memories forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FactsNobodyNeedsMC

    FactsNobodyNeedsMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold just waiting to be plundered. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie villagers who have been trained to breakdance on command. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FactoidCraft Minecraft Server

    FactoidCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll learn that the most random and useless fact is that creepers are actually just misunderstood broccoli monsters trying to make friends! Our server is the only place where you can befriend these explosive green guys and go on epic adventures together. Plus, did you know that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away? Don’t miss out on the wackiest and wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server

    Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server! Are you ready to witness the most epic battles and storylines unfold before your very eyes? Join us and see how they gonna canonize him in the most outrageous way possible! Will they choose the ending where he becomes a superhero or the one where he turns into a giant chicken? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. From building a castle made entirely out of cheese to taming a dragon and riding it into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence! Who knows, you might even become a legend in your own right.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • OK BoomerCraft: Where Redstone Wizards Rule!

    OK BoomerCraft: Where Redstone Wizards Rule!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boomers reign supreme in the tech world! Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in a world of new technology and complexity? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the perfect solution for you!

    Introducing our revolutionary new “”””methodology”””” that will make you feel like a tech master (lmao)! We’ve packed it with confusing buzzwords that only a schizo would understand, making you the ultimate tech guru without having to lift a finger.

    Join us and force our methodology down everyone’s throats, getting hired by companies left and right for your expertise (even though it’s just obvious shit everyone was doing anyway). Watch as the younger generations struggle to keep up with your outdated ways while you sit back and collect comfy salaries with zero work or effort.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the boomer tech master you were always meant to be! Just remember, with great power comes great confusion.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Omniscient Husbands Minecraft Server

    Omniscient Husbands Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most omniscient Minecraft server in the universe! Join us as we explore the depths of phantom currents and hypersentientomniscience while wearing the latest omnilingerie!

    Our server is so advanced, we make Star Wars look like child’s play. With our omniphones and timetravel capabilities, we are at least millions of years ahead of the competition. And don’t worry, I promise not to have sex with anyone who isn’t one of my wives.

    Join us as we develop omnicities and omnicrafts beyond your wildest dreams. We control the light with every color imaginable, and we even have a massive bed to support us in our sleeping ways.

    So come on over for a sleepover anytime you want, because on this server, anything is possible. Just remember, Christ is not just King, but God Emperor King Universe Supreme in this crazy world we’ve created.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCreeper’s Confusion: Chapter Release Date TBD

    CraftyCreeper’s Confusion: Chapter Release Date TBD

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter to come out? Well, fret no more because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers ride on pigs and diamonds rain from the sky.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you the power to fly like a ender dragon.

    So why wait for the next chapter when you can create your own epic adventure on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP