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BadAdviceMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are all about living life on the edge. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking llama or a dancing creeper along the way!

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StrandedGriefer420

Assertiveness, Boundaries, family conflict, Family issues, family loyalty, frozen groceries, gas station, left him stranded, personal boundaries, Self Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, sibling problems, sibling rivalry, standing up for yourself, StrandedGriefer420, Tough Decisions, tough love, toxic relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of players who won’t steal from you or try to attack you (hopefully)! Join us for a wild adventure filled with frozen items that must be put away, brothers in need of rescuing, and epic tirades that will leave you questioning your sanity. Hang up on your problems and leave them behind as you explore our virtual world filled with endless possibilities. Are you the AITA in this crazy game of life? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

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ParentalRage Minecraft SMP

arguments, BETRAYAL, Childhood, Conversations, dishonesty, DISRESPECTFUL, eavesdropping, EMBARRASSING, family, hurtful, inappropriate, Minecraft, Overheard, ParentalRage, parents, Private, Secrets, Shocking.., smp, Trust, upbringing, worst thing

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, my parents were talking and I overheard them saying that if I don’t join this server, they’re gonna sell my computer and make me play outside all day. Can you believe that?! Like, who even goes outside anymore, am I right? Plus, they said that all the cool kids are on this server and if I’m not on it, I’ll be a total loser. So, like, you gotta join too and we can rule the server together and show my parents that we’re the coolest kids around. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure, it’s gonna be like, totally rad, dude!

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BlockyBuddies

adult life, Adulthood, adulthood challenges, adulthood revelations, adulthood struggles, adulthood wisdom, adulting, adulting struggles, BlockyBuddies, Coming of Age, growing up, Life Changes, life experiences, life lessons, life milestones, life reflections, Maturity, personal growth, Realizations, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS

Are you tired of adulting and facing harsh realities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only growing up realization you’ll have is that you need to build a bigger house to fit all your loot! Say goodbye to bills, responsibilities, and existential crises, and say hello to a land where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to craft that epic sword. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to grow up again!

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CraftyHostages

Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyHostages, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., Hamas, hostage crisis, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Palestinian, peace talks, political tension, regional instability, Release, Terrorism

so like, imagine this, right? u join this minecraft server and BAM, u get transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are your best friends. but wait, there’s more! our server has a secret underground dungeon where u can find hidden treasures and fight off evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

oh, and did i mention that we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s pretty epic. and if that’s not enough to convince u to join, we also have a secret society of talking cows who are plotting to take over the world.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! who knows, maybe u’ll even become the ruler of this wacky minecraft world.

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Light Speed Learning

advanced processors, Artificial Intelligence, chip technology, computational speed, cutting-edge technology, deep neural network, efficient AI computations, energy efficiency, energy-saving technology, high-speed processors, innovative computing, learning, Light, light-based computing, light-based processors, neural network operations, next-generation computing, Photonic processor, photonic technology, rapid learning, real-time learning, SPEED, ultrafast AI computations

omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, it’s like a photonic processor on steroids, but for gamers! imagine ultrafast AI computations happening while u build ur epic castle or battle zombies. this server is so lit, it uses light to make ur gaming experience next level. u can learn in real-time while u play, like ur brain is on fire but in a good way. come join us and be part of the insanity, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #photonicpowerhouse

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▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clubs, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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PetalPeaks [Modded]

1.16.5, CHAPTERS, Community, Currency, Economy, Events, gameplay, Journey, marketplace, Minecraft, Modded, PetalPeaks, Pixelmon, Pokedex, Prizes, Server, Staff, Story, Tournaments, Trainers

PetalPeaks Minecraft Server
Welcome to PetalPeaks – A Fresh Take on Pixelmon! [1.16.5]
Just Released Today:	Dive into our custom storyline that puts YOU at the center of an epic Pokémon adventure!
What Makes Us Special:	Survival-based gameplay Unique dual-currency system alongside traditional economy Player-driven marketplace – NO admin intervention! Earn rewards for completing your Pokédex Regular tournaments with awesome prizes Daily/weekly events to keep things exciting Active staff team that actually listens to players
Coming Soon:	Tournament season with exclusive rewards More story chapters Seasonal events
Ready to start your journey? Join us now!	IP: petalpeaks.mc.gg

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I join the server?

To join PetalPeaks, simply open up Minecraft and enter the server IP: petalpeaks.mc.gg

2. What version of Minecraft is required to play on PetalPeaks?

PetalPeaks runs on Minecraft version 1.16.5

3. Can I participate in tournaments on the server?

Yes! We regularly host tournaments with exclusive rewards for participants.

4. How do I earn rewards for completing my Pokédex?

You can earn rewards for completing your Pokédex by catching and registering Pokémon in your Pokédex on the server.

5. Is there a player-driven marketplace on PetalPeaks?

Yes, we have a player-driven marketplace where players can buy and sell items without admin intervention.

6. Are there active staff members on the server?

Yes, we have an active staff team that listens to player feedback and addresses any issues that may arise.

7. What can I expect from the custom storyline on PetalPeaks?

Our custom storyline puts players at the center of an epic Pokémon adventure, providing an immersive and exciting gameplay experience.

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.2

1.20.2, asmr, board rules, Clips, Ethereal, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, Links, meet and greet, Otis, Previous thread, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Skylands, twitch, twitter, VOD

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like a virtual asylum run by the schizo loli queen, Fallenshadow! She’s got more husbands than you’ve got brain cells, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Plus, she’s got more socials than you have friends – Twitch, YouTube, Twitter, you name it! And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the Ribbon Cage, whatever that is. So come join the madness, refresh yourself on the rules, and get ready to report those pesky shitposters. It’s gonna be a trip!

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DadCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your deadbeat dad drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world away from all the daddy issues.

Join us and build a virtual mansion bigger than the one your dad never provided for you! Our community is full of supportive players who will never ghost you like your father did.

With our endless possibilities for creativity, you can create a world where your dad actually pays child support on time and buys you more than just contact lenses. Let your imagination run wild and create a world where you’re the one in control.

So come join our server and leave behind the real world where dads disappoint and let’s create a new world where you’re the king (or queen) of your own destiny! Let’s build a world where dads like yours don’t exist – because in Minecraft, anything is possible!

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DollarTreeDeliCraft

Bad Sister, beggars can’t be choosers, bills, Borrow, BROKE, Cash, dog, dollar tree, DollarTreeDeliCraft, emergency vet, food stamps, groceries, ground beef, health issues, Hungry, husband, Meatloaf, OFFENDED, payback, Rent, sister, Weed

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister’s grocery drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures.

We promise you won’t have to beg for food here, but you might have to fight off some zombies for your virtual meatloaf. Our server is so epic, even dollar store groceries won’t cut it – we only serve the finest virtual feasts fit for a gaming king or queen.

And don’t worry about lending virtual cash to your fellow players – our economy is rock solid and there’s no weed-smoking siblings to worry about. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – unless you want to bring it to the virtual world for some extra spicy gameplay!

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