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FloodedVacation Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of feeling like a loser? Do you need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will make you forget all about your problems.

Forget therapy, join our server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore with like-minded individuals. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about those expensive therapy sessions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the good times roll! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual escape that’s way more fun and way less expensive? Let’s get crafting, baby!

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Dragon Ball Useless Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the crazy and wacky adventures you can handle!

Join us and embark on a journey to find out who the most useless character in Dragon Ball is (spoiler alert: it’s not Yamcha)! But that’s not all – we have insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of a lava lake? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of friendship…or just have a really good time. See you there!

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Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

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Wacky Town Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we solve mysteries using MATH! That’s right, forget about swords and pickaxes, all you need is your trusty calculator to crack the case.

Picture this: you’re walking through the virtual streets of our server when suddenly, a mysterious equation appears on your screen. Can you solve it in time to catch the criminal? Only the most mathematically inclined players will survive in this thrilling world of numbers and puzzles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground math club where players gather to discuss the latest theories in geometry and algebra. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational AND fun?

So if you’re ready to put your math skills to the test and become the ultimate detective, join our server today! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a tricky trigonometry problem.

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Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server

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Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of Aqua! Sure, she may be a bit useless, smelly, and low-IQ, but imagine the laughs you’ll have as you embark on crazy adventures with her by your side.

Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!

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> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

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I’m Not Useless Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being called useless? Join our Minecraft server and show off your skills in building, crafting, and surviving! We have a special plugin that rewards players for scrolling through the server’s main page for 8 hours straight – think of all the virtual pennies you’ll earn! Plus, rumor has it that Mark Zuckerberg himself plays on our server and he’s always looking for new recruits to help him build his pixelated empire. So come on, join us and prove that you’re not useless after all!

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Trashy Steve Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is a dumpster fire of chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or getting pranked by our resident troll who loves to fill your house with llamas.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to turn into a flying pig. Are you brave enough to embark on this epic quest and become the ultimate pigman warrior?

Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of madness and mayhem! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone accidentally blows up the spawn point with a stack of TNT. Oops!

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Unbelievably Dumb and Useless Minecraft Server – Come for the Chaos, Stay for the Drama!

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Minecraft Server Overview

IP mc.upsidedownuniverse.xyz

Version Java 1.21.1

Mode Semi-Vanilla Survival

Online 24/7

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Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the theme of the server?

A: The server is a friendly and exciting Minecraft server with a focus on PVP, new towns, events, and a thriving community.

Q: What are some key features of the server?

A: Some key features include a revamped world with stunning landscapes, new mobs and bosses, updated plugins, exciting events, and an active community.

Q: Can I protect my builds on the server?

A: Yes, you can use land claims to protect your builds and keep your pets safe.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply connect using the IP address provided: mc.upsidedownuniverse.xyz

Q: Is the server online 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is online 24/7 for players to enjoy.

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CraftyDisaster: Redstone Fails & TNT Tales

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling killer chickens armed with diamond swords, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom. But beware, because the evil Cactus King is always lurking around the corner, ready to challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

Forget about boring inventions like the wheel or the light bulb, because our server is the true pinnacle of human creativity. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Side.lv

1. Launcher with skin system, that allows you to look differently from other players even if you are Non – Premium Account player.

2. Great Anti Cheat system that will protect your welfare from bad players who like to use Xray, fly, run fast or do other illegal activities.

3. Many different Events such as: Monster Arena, Capture the Flag, Team vs Team, Player vs Player, Spleef, Monster Hunt and many others.

4. Balanced economy, which allows you to sell and buy many different goods just by collecting the money amount by playing in our Minecraft server.

5. Finally, 24/7 – long term server with one of the most powerful dedicated servers in Latvia.

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ZoebieCraft

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

Zoebiecraft is a new network with 3 gamemodes: Classic Survival, Creative, and Modded-Survival. Classic Survival is purely vanilla, while Creative has big plots for building. Modded-Survival has plugins for extra content. The main rules are to be respectful, no hacking, spamming, inappropriate language, or advertising. Griefing is allowed on classic survival but not modded survival. Main features include Slimefun, grief protection, mcMMO, jobs, crates, shops, and an economy system. Joinable versions are 1.9-1.19.4. The server trailer is available on https://youtu.be/uZ0euk7uwiU, and staff and developer applications are open on the Discord server. https://discord.gg/GTKJU8rUWZ

play.zoebiecraft.eu

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Découvrez AFS : Survie, Skyblock et Aventures RP !

Survival
Discover the ultimate Skyblock and Survival experience, merged to create a vibrant world where every adventure is unique. Take on the challenge of survival in our classic mode, or rise above the clouds with our exciting Skyblock.

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Welcoming Community:

Join an active and friendly community, where gamers from around the world share their passion for adventure and creativity. Create alliances, exchange resources and participate in special events to earn exclusive rewards.

How We Join:

Connect now at 86.244.141.216 and immerse yourself in a world where innovation, adventure and friendship meet. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a new adventurer, AFS has something amazing for you.

Join us today and experience your unforgettable adventure on AFS!
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Five Nights at Freddy’s RP Sister Server

Fivenightsatfreddys, fnaf, Fnafrp, Minecraft, Plots, Plotsme, Roleplay, Securitybreach, Sisterlocation, Undertale

Welcome back to everyone who played on here before! A small part of our community has worked together to create a reboot of the server with all new maps, plugins, and game modes! at the moment the server is still a work in progress and is in its beta stages, but feel free to stop by and maybe find someone you used to play minecraft with after all these years! Good luck and have fun!

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Purecraft Survival 24/7

Survival, Vanilla

Brand new dedicated 247 survival community server We are running a dedicated vanilla server with a few admin plugins to prevent griefcheating etc… We are aiming for a mature membership base so will have a 16+ minimum age requirement and a whitelist. For land protection we will be using the Grief Prevention plugin. It is easy to setup and you can create a protected area of land wherever you want for complete grief protected building. Dynmap: http://pure-craft.co.uk:8123 Fill in the application form on http:www.minecraftforum.nettopic2186113-purecraft-survival-community-server-247-whitelist and we will let you know when you are whitelisted.

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Dragon Block Chaos

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The Dragon Block Chaos Server

Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/dragon-block-chaos.1960803

The 1.7.10 Dragon Block Chaos Server is a non pay-to-win Minecraft server that provides a challenging gameplay experience for players who enjoy a mix of survival, strategy, and adventure. As a player, you must rely on your skills to thrive in this semi-anarchy server where only the strongest survive. The server features the Dragon Block C mod, which allows you to use ki energy to perform powerful attacks and transformations, and you can train to get stronger by completing quests that offer rewards and enhance your abilities. The server is free from pay-to-win advantages, ensuring that all players have an equal chance to succeed. PvP combat and base raiding are common, so forming alliances or fighting alone is necessary for protection. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or a newcomer, the Dragon Block Chaos Server offers a thrilling and fair gaming experience that combines survival, strategy, and adventure.

Discord:https://discord.gg/9U4BA4HekY The Owner of the server is Xonin / Louis XIV

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|| INTENSITY || Non-Vanilla Survival || Anti-Greif & Anti-Looting || Relaxed Survival

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IntensityMc – The Chill Survival experience Established in 2018IntensityMc is a Non-Vanilla Minecraft SMP Server. Relaxed survival with Inventory Keep On, no tolerance greifing, lockable chests and difficulty set to hard. Our Server has features like mcMMO, Voting Crates, Custom Enchants, RTP, Silk-Touchable Spawners, Anti-Mob Crystals, Player Shops, Land Claims, Sell Wands and so much more!

We support both Java Edition & Bedrock Edition, meaning our members can join on practically any platform. (Computer, Phone, Tablet, Console, you name it.)

The Server is also actively moderated by our staff team and remotely via discord, so if you ever run into issues, whether it be with players on the server or with the server itself, We can help sort it out!

Our ranks are 100% EULA compliant. We put our focus on the experience, not the donations.We are a Community driven server, meaning we listen to our players and our community has shaped us into what we are today. We hope you’ll give it a try!

– /Ranks ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup)

Server Hardware:OS: Ubuntu 20.04 LTS | 31985MB RAM CPU: Intel Core(TM) i5-9600K CPU @ 3.70GHz(6C/6T)

If you have any questions about the server or would like more information. Please feel free to join our discord and ask any questions you have about the server by

joining and running /Discord for a link!

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Gontroller PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

Gontroller PvP Factions Server 6.0 (1.7 / 1.8)

We are a community driven factions based PvP server. We feel that is important to listen to what the players want, and many of the features you will find on our server are completely unique and based on player feedback.

Plugins

Factions – Includes custom commands such as /f global to disable global chat and only see factions/ally chat< mcMMO – Completely rebalanced, no more overpowered skills or abilities gBay – Custom built auction system to allow the sale of your loots! GontrollerAntiVClip – Custom built anticheat system that includes detection of freecam, v clipping and boat glitches

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Pixelnora

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

PixelNora is Pixelmon Server. Join us in the Pokemon Adventure.

Download Pixelnora Launcher: https://www.pixelnora.com/post/2-download-pixelnora-pixelmon-launcher-/

* Version: Minecraft 1.16.5 * IP: play.pixelnora.com * Pixelmon Reforged

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The Freebuild Legacy / Never Resets

Adult, Adultserver, Artmap, Auctions, Autocraft, Backpacks, Bigdoors, Bloomhost, Brewery, BUILD, Casual, Cmi, Creative, Discord, Doge, Economy, Freebuild, Hardcore, Jobs, Leaderboards, Legacy, MCMMO, Menus, Minecraft, Network, Noreset, Parkour, Protection, PvP, Reliable, Semivanilla, Server, Shop, smp, Survival, Usa, Vanilla, Vehicles, Veinminer, Velocity

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