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Welcome to Llama Land SMP – Where llamas rule and blocks tremble in fear! 🦙🌟

Access, application, apply, blocks, Damage, data packs, fear, Founder, fresh start, Friends, Griefing, Items, java edition, Land, Llama, Llamas, multiplayer, new people, opportunity, Play, rule, rules, Server, smp, stealing, Survival, tremble, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Emeralds Found:	2288
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Server Name	Club Llama SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.21
Data Packs	Vanilla Tweaks data packs
Rules	No griefing or stealing, if you kill someone you must return their items

FAQs

1. When does the server open?

The server will open tomorrow on Friday, August 9.

2. How can I apply for access to the server?

You can apply for access by filling out the application form found here.

3. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, the server enforces rules such as no griefing or stealing. If you kill someone, you must return their items.

4. Can I invite friends to play on the server?

Yes, feel free to share the application form with your friends who you want to play with on the server.

5. Who is the founder of the Club Llama SMP?

The founder is Llama.

PixelPolitico Minecraft Server

2024 electoral map, Analysis, battleground states, blue states, campaign strategy, current events, election, electoral college, electoral predictions, long term projections, Minecraft, PixelPolitico, political commentary, political forecasting, Politics, predictions, Presidential election, red states, Server, swing states, united states, Voting, voting trends

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ores Mined:	5815
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. Players from all over the world flocked to this server to build the most insane creations you could ever imagine. From giant castles made entirely of cake to roller coasters that defied the laws of physics, there was never a dull moment on this server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the virtual world lies a secret treasure that will grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot?

So come join us on this wild adventure and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wonders await you on this fantastical Minecraft server?

DreamCraft SMP: Living the Minecraft SMP Dream

accomplishment, achievement, AMBITION, American dream, Connections, Dedication, determination, dream, DreamCraft, goal-setting, hard work, Industry, ingenuity, inspiration, Living, Minecraft, motivation, opportunity, Passion, perseverance, self-made, self-taught, smp, success, work ethic

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are living the American dream one block at a time! Our players have climbed their way to the top without any help from fancy connections or handouts. It’s all about pure passion, hard work, and ingenuity here. Can you handle the heat, Imperial? Join us if you dare to take on the ultimate challenge and prove that you’ve got what it takes to conquer the virtual world!

CraftyExBF17KWithdraw

17000, aita, anger, Blacklist, BLOCK, CAR, control reasons, CraftyExBF17KWithdraw, dead to him, equity, Ex BF, fb, financial abuse, gambling problem, House, Kids, mental abuse, names, refinance mortgage, second hand car

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Star Shards Collected:	258
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex-partner drama!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, just like this player who escaped her abusive ex and is now trying to navigate the crazy world of mortgages and car ownership. Who needs that kind of stress when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

Don’t be the asshole in your own life, come join our server and let all your worries melt away in a world of blocks and endless possibilities. Plus, we promise not to gamble away your hard-earned resources like some people we know!

HappyComplimentsMC SMP

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, Boost, compliments, Confidence, encouragement, flattery, Gratitude, Happy, HappyComplimentsMC, joy, Kindness, Positive, praise, Reassurance, self esteem, self worth, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Emeralds Found:	9221
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Star Shards Collected:	77	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people say is “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as outrageous as the builds!

Imagine getting compliments like “Your house is so epic, it made me cry diamonds” or “Your skin is so on point, even the creepers are jealous”. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who throw epic dance parties every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty weird around here).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and bask in the glory of the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard, join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP today!

CraftyBoozeBuster

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!

Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, military operation, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surprise, Tension, Ukraine, unexpected turn of events

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	494	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	153	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Villages Defended:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.

CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

2022, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crisis, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, International, Invasion, Losses, LostInUkraine, Military, Military operations, russia, Russian army, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	9449
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Mines Excavated:	3744
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5272
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Towns Built:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crops Grown:	7118

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	317	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Gods Slained:	0
Void Gems Collected:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!