Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!
So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft, just don’t forget to bring your best dance moves!
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even become the llama whisperer of your dreams!
Our streamers include the legendary Crystalis who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a carrot, Serina Maiko who can tame creepers with her singing, and Mono Monet who builds pixel art using only their toes.
But wait, there’s more! Our Gen 3 talent, Dr. NOVA(e), once turned a zombie into a disco dancing partner, and Yumi the Witch can brew potions that make you fly like a chicken.
And don’t even get us started on our Brave EN branch with globie, where Kumanui Miel once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, and Taring Hu built a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.
Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever witness. Just remember, if you lose your hat, you’re out of the game!