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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 2609 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.
we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.
our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.
build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.
come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
