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Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8131
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7877	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	9691
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	377
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8945
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Animals Bred:	79	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
New Chunks Explored:	331443	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

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Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4307
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Potions Brewed:	59
Buildings Constructed:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Animals Bred:	104	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Towns Built:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Emeralds Found:	1686
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!