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Sneed Net Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	352	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because Sneednet is about to drop its first alpha version today! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside llamas who can build better than any human player out there. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Friday night in the server where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. So what are you waiting for? Join Sneednet now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Columbia Sluts Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Animals Bred:	110

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! Join us and you might just run into those infamous Columbia Missouri sluts who are always causing chaos and drama wherever they go.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their dance partners. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of wild llamas who only respond to players who can do the Macarena flawlessly.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft!

I Got Employed Bros Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3770
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	6302
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of adulting.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual escapism from the harsh realities of work and responsibilities. Build your dream world, ride virtual motorcycles without the fear of running out of money, and indulge in all the virtual drugs you desire without any consequences.

Forget about frozen chicken and canned food, here you can feast on virtual lamb chops and live your best life. And who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?

So come join us, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only work you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and building your dream motorbike. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in our virtual world. See you there!

🔥 FireMine – grief server number 1 🔥 Minecraft server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchantments Applied:	119
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mines Excavated:	3089
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Cool survival with friends! Come in

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Tea Time Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about boiling tea water in the microwave ever again! Our server is equipped with state-of-the-art tea brewing stations in every virtual corner, so you can enjoy a perfectly brewed cup of tea while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of tea-loving creepers who have mastered the art of brewing explosive tea potions. Join us and uncover the hidden tea-tastic treasures that await you in the depths of our virtual world.

So why settle for boring old microwave tea when you can join our server and experience the thrill of brewing tea like never before? Come join us and embark on a tea-riffic adventure unlike any other!

Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Crops Grown:	8532
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	48	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	94222

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server, where we take fake to a whole new level! Join us for a crazy ride filled with roleplaying, kinks, and more depravity than you can shake a pickaxe at.

Our server is like F-list for Minecraft players – create your character profile, find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes, and dive into some seriously outrageous roleplay. From webchat adventures to group forums, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we’ve got drama, gossip, and kinks galore. Want to critique someone’s character? Share your roleplay logs? Or just chat about your weirdest fetishes? Our server is the place to do it all.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and wild adventures await you on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Evil Company’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn? Well, look no further because our server is run by an evil fucking company that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are actually sentient and will attack you if you get too close?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful not to wake the giant spider king that guards it!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the chaos and madness that only an evil fucking company can provide!

Nash Was a Noob Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	New Chunks Explored:	137966
Villages Defended:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the legend of Nash unfold before your very eyes! Back in the day, Nash was rumored to be a valet by day and an enforcer by night, with midcard energy that could rival even the whitest Maven. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Flawless Gaming Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Magic Items Found:	3789	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so flawless, Notch himself would be jealous! Join us for the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. But little did they know, the mine was also home to a pack of mischievous creepers who loved nothing more than to blow everything up! Will you be brave enough to face the explosive challenge and claim the diamonds for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the fearsome beast while busting out their best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon fight like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Not His Fault Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire and blaming it on a rogue creeper. It’s not your fault, it’s just the way the game works!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. One time, a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a giant mutant pig and chaos ensued as they tried to wrangle it back to normal size. Another time, someone built a rollercoaster that launched players straight into the sky and caused mass panic among the villagers.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, then this is the place for you. Join us and embrace the madness – just remember, it’s not your fault if things go awry!