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Crafty Eco Ban: No Science Allowed!

Natural resources, influence, Environmental Protections, corporate influence, legislation

omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, it’s like a party in a creeper’s cave! we got pigs flying, chickens doing the macarena, and zombies breakdancing!

our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. we have secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover.

plus, our community is so awesome, we once had a group of players build a replica of the entire world in just one day. it was so epic, even Notch himself logged on to give them a high-five.

so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

spacing problem, comma separated, Spacing, yes, is there

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Noob Graduates Never Learn

graduates, specific knowledge, employment, doubt, Certainty

so, like, u know how u go to school and learn all this stuff that u think u’ll never use again? well, guess what? on our server, u can actually use all that random knowledge u thought was useless! like, u can build a working rocket ship using physics equations u learned in high school. or u can create a potion using chemistry formulas. it’s like school, but actually fun and not boring! come join us and show off all that useless knowledge u thought u’d never use again! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

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WackyWarehouseMC

assets, Management, Storage, Legacy, Property

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ve inherited a massive 50,000sq/ft warehouse from a mysterious distant relative! But wait, there’s a catch – you can’t sell it! So what do you do with this giant space?

Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Turn the warehouse into a giant roller coaster, a maze filled with traps, a zoo for creepers, or even a secret underground base for your army of llamas. The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, rumors say that the warehouse is haunted by the ghost of your eccentric relative who loved to pull pranks. Will you be able to survive the spooky surprises that await you inside? Join now and find out!

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Blocky Men Minecraft Server

consent, Humiliation, sexual pleasure, kink, male entitlement

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, men are lining up to use you as their personal fucktoy! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, the only goal is to satisfy the desires of every player who joins.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be fulfilling the wildest fantasies of your fellow players, but you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic battles where the winner gets to be the ultimate fucktoy for the entire server! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!

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Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

retard, windows 11, windows 7, obsolete machine, Machine

Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

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SpearCraft: Alien History

Simplicity, primitive technology, Alien, Use, long tail tags

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT SPEARS FOR DAYS, U CAN BE LIKE AN ALIEN CIVILIZATION AND POKE PPL FROM FAR AWAY. WE GOT SPEAR DESIGNERS, SPEAR BUILDERS, AND SPEAR THROWERS. U CAN BE THE SPEAR KING AND RULE OVER ALL THE NOOBS WITH UR POINTY STICK OF DOOM. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE HISTORY WITH OUR EPIC SPEAR BATTLES. #SPEARLIFE #ALIENSWITHSTICKS #POKETHEMALL

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ThroneCraft Minecraft Server

Thrones, Zelda, Understanding, Minecraft, chaining

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the Prince of Persia meets Zelda of Minecraft servers! Imagine a world where you have to chain your moveset and understand how to use it to get from A to B, just like in Prince of Persia. But wait, there’s more! In every new area, you’ll be introduced to a new item or ability that will test your skills and keep you on your toes, just like in Zelda.

Join us on this epic journey where the quest for the ultimate Minecraft experience never ends. Who needs a Zelda replacement when you can have the best of both worlds in one server? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

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F*ckCraft: Build, Mine, Swear!

cuss, emphasis, taboo, Swear, fuck

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say “fuck” without getting banned? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you potty-mouthed players out there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop the F-bomb in all its glory. Whether you’re cursing out creepers or just expressing your frustration at constantly dying in lava, this server is the place to let loose and embrace your inner sailor.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and let your profanity flag fly high. Just remember to watch your language around the villagers – they’re a sensitive bunch.

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“CraftyCreeper in the Minecraft SMP” Movie quote reply: “I’m the king of the world!” – Titanic

Quote, movie quotes, dialogue, Use, response

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And if that’s not enough, we also have a petting zoo filled with creepers, because who doesn’t love a little danger with their cuddly animals?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. Join us and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to witness this majestic creature in action.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, the first rule of our server is: always bring a llama to a sword fight.

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