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Fortune Cookie Craft

Adversity, asian, can’t get up, Challenges, China, Chinese, Community, cookie, Craft, Crisis, Difficulties, fallen, fallen behind, fallen down, fortune, Help, need assistance, Obstacles, perseverance, resilience, setback, Struggle, Support

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1258
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Enchantments Applied:	132	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Chinese have fallen…and they can’t get up! 🤣

Join now to witness the epic battle where the Chinese players have been defeated by a horde of chickens armed with diamond swords! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you. 🐔⚔️

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground noodle factory where players can trade their diamonds for the finest noodles in all of Minecraft. 🍜💎

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our Dragon Temple, where players can ride on the backs of fire-breathing dragons and soar through the skies in search of treasure. 🐉✨

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you! 😜🎮

Blocky McBlockface

1. smooth, blocky, calm 20. serene, even 10. unblemished, flawless 8. gentle, flowing 14. seamless, fluid 19. tranquil, frictionless 16. sleeked, glassy 5. buttery, glossy 13. supple, lustrous 7. refined, McBlockface, Peaceful, shiny 11. elegant, sleek 4. velvety, slick 3. polished, smooth 2. silky smooth, soft 6. creamy, suave 15. well-oiled, suave 9. satiny, trim 17. easy, untroubled 18. effortless, well-groomed 12. graceful

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ores Mined:	8250	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mines Excavated:	1446	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Void Armor Forged:	30

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so smooth, you’ll think you’re gliding on butter as you build your dream castle or mine for rare ores.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who leads dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep bust a move to some sick beats.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Diamond Unicorn who grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it he once turned a player’s entire house into solid gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

MineCrafty Drive-Thru: Number Nine Large Server

Cheese, Combo, cravings, drive thru, DriveThru, extra dip, fast food, Hungry, indulgence, Large, large soda, Meal, meal deal, menu, minecrafty, number, number forty-five, number nine, number seven, number six, Ordering, Server, Soda, takeout

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Dimension Hops:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can order all the delicious food you want while building and surviving in the world of blocks!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can feast on virtual number nine, number nine large, number six with extra dip, number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda while battling creepers and zombies.

Our server is so insane that even the pigs and cows are lining up to get their hands on our mouthwatering menu items. Don’t miss out on the chance to chow down on some pixelated goodness while exploring the blocky wonders of our world.

So come on down and join us for a food-filled and action-packed experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Nazis: No Misogyny for White Women Server

authoritarianism, Crafty, dictator, disapproval, discrimination, equality, feminism, Hate Speech, History, hitler, intolerance, Misogyny, nazi, Nazis, Oppression, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Server, sexism, social justice, White, white women, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2

Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server where even Hitler would not approve of misogyny against white women! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

Our server is so epic that even the most hardcore gamers will be left in awe. Build your own extravagant castles, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in our vast world.

But that’s not all! We also have insane events like llama races, diamond hunts, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel right at home from the moment you log in.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, Hitler would not approve of misogyny against white women, so come ready to respect all players and have a blast!

Blocky Shells: The Sequel

#JapReader, #MoeChart, #Readme, #VNDB, blocky, chartanon, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, japanese, Japanese locale, novel element, plot spoilers, Previous thread, Recommendations, Sequel, Shells, spoiler tags, tech support, Untranslated, useful things, visual novel, VN help

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we discuss English-translated Japanese visual novels! If you’re tired of boring old servers and want to dive into a world of visual novel madness, then this is the place for you.

Forget about E-celeb drama, here we only talk about the most important things in life – like which waifu is best girl and which route will make you cry the most tears. And don’t even think about posting untranslated visual novels, that’s a one-way ticket to the ban hammer.

Need help with your VN? We’ve got you covered! Just follow our handy tips like being in Japanese locale and reading the Readme (who actually does that though?). And if all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL – it’s like magic, but for tech support.

Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our trusty VNDB guide. Want to download some sweet, sweet visual novels? Check out our 4chan-vn-links for all your downloading needs.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as passionate about visual novels as we are? Where else can you bond over tragic plot twists and debate endlessly about best girls? Only on our server, where the adventure never ends and the memes flow like water.

Join us now and become part of the visual novel revolution! Previous thread? Who cares about that, the real fun is happening right here, right now. Let’s dive into the world of visual novels together and create memories that will last a lifetime.

Blocky Babes: The Adventures of a Femcel

#youtube, Adventures, Babes, blocky, DATING, empowerment, FEMCEL, feminism, incel, Loneliness, mental health, Online Community, online forum, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, Social Issues, societal pressures, Stereotypes, support group, the life of a femcel, Video, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9539
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Towns Built:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Are you tired of being a femcel in real life? Well, fear not because on this server, you will be the most sought-after player in all of Minecraft!

Join us and experience the GLORY of being a femcel turned Minecraft queen! Build your own castle, rule over your subjects (aka other players), and watch as everyone bows down to your greatness.

But that’s not all! On this server, you will find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a pet dragon that will obey your every command. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a UNICORN stable where you can ride off into the sunset in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and live the FABULOUS life of a femcel in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocky McBlockFace: HOLY SHIT Edition

#jawdropping., amazed, Astonishing, Astounding, blocky, Breathtaking, Edition, Excited, HOLY, IMPOSSIBLE, Incredible, McBlockface, MindBlown, MindBoggling, Shit, Shocked, SPEECHLESS.., Stunning, UNBELIEVABLE, UNIMAGINABLE, unreal, unrealistic, unthinkable.., wow

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined THE SERVER and discovered a secret hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted gear. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a unicorn stable where they could ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle.

But wait, there’s more! The player also found a secret portal that led them to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It was a party like no other!

So, if you want to experience adventure, magic, and mayhem like never before, then join THE SERVER today! Who knows what crazy surprises await you?

OrgasmCraft: Where Fapping Audio Reigns Supreme!

(Audio), Fap, Fapping, fapping audio, orgasm, OrgasmCraft, Play, post, REIGNS, SUPREME, Vocaroo

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	31
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is that you must fap before you join! That’s right, we want you to get in the right mindset before embarking on your Minecraft adventures. And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not record your fapping session and share it on vocaroo for all to hear? It’s a true test of courage and dedication to the craft of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with INSANE challenges and quests that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From building a giant statue of a chicken to battling a horde of zombie villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to fap first!

ComfyCraft: Where You Can Be Based in Your Country

Based, belonging, comfort, comfy, ComfyCraft, CONTENT, Country, Cozy, Familiar, home, HOMELAND, Identity, national pride, native land, patriotism, Peaceful, Roots, Secure, Serene, Settled, Tranquil

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of being based and comfy in your boring country?

Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure like no other. We have unicorns roaming the lands, dragons guarding treasure, and even a secret disco party hidden deep underground.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing creepers who will bust a move with you as you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive enchanted taco stand where all your hunger needs will be satisfied.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like never before. Who needs a boring country when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

VTubeCraft – Where VTubers Rule the World!

Battles, biome map, Existing, fanbase, friendship, general, Glory, Interactive map, introductory document, monster hunting, nation, Nations, not die, Oshi, Projects, Rivalry, rule, VITI archive, VTubeCraft, Vtuber, Vtubers, world, Worldbuilding

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Welcome to a Minecraft server like no other! What if I told you that your general was not just a general, but a whole nation devoted to your oshi and their will? Join us as the fanbases and generals of /vt/ are reimagined as rival nations fighting bitter battles or beginning wholesome friendships for the glory of their oshis. And guess what? This version comes with a special monster hunting edition! How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! Previously, we had some epic battles and heartwarming friendships formed. Check out the interactive map to see where all the action took place. And for all you newbies out there, don’t worry! We have an introductory document just for you to get started on this wild adventure.

And if you think that’s all we have to offer, think again! We have an archive full of VITI goodness for you to explore, as well as a biome map to help you navigate this crazy world. Plus, we have other projects in the works that will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and make sure to NOT DIE, put more nations in, and develop existing ones to make this server even more epic!