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ChipCraft: US-China War Minecraft Server

Beijing, Chinese banks, ChipCraft, CHIPS, Conflict, Diplomacy, economic ties, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global trade, Imports, international relations, machine tools, Minecraft, Russian ship, sanctions, Server, supply chain, Technology, Trade, US, USChina, War, Warning, wartime Russia

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Dimension Hops:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7

so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got russian ships and chinese banks all up in here? yea man, we got all the machine tools and chips imported straight from china, but like, it’s all cool cuz they just call it normal trade, ya know? come join us and be part of this wild adventure where anything can happen, like maybe a russian ship crashing into a chinese bank or something, who knows? just come and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast!

Vape-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server

aunt, Bash, BDay, big families, Birthday Party, Catering, complaining, cousin, family, first birthday, Friends, kicked out, Minecraft, no vape rule, out of state, overreaction, photographer, Server, Son, stress, teenagers, Upset, VapeFree, Vapes, Venue

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join us for epic adventures and crazy parties that will make your 1st birthday bash look like a snooze fest.

We’ve got a ban on vapes too, but not because they ruin photos – they just make the creepers jealous of the sick clouds. And if you complain about our rules, you might just get kicked out like poor cousin Sam. But hey, at least she didn’t have to worry about pockets in her dress!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some family drama that’s way more entertaining than Aunt Karen’s latest gossip. Join us now and let the fun begin!

MommyNameDramaCraft

baby names, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family members, family pressure, family tastes, family traditions, Grandparents, long held tradition, MommyNameDramaCraft, naming babies, naming ceremony, naming tradition, naming traditions, traditional names, uncommon names, unusual names

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Just like this OP’s mom, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Join us for a naming ceremony where you can choose the most outrageous names for your builds. Forget tradition, forget expectations – on our server, anything goes! Plus, if you ever need to shut down any haters, just remember to channel your inner OP and tell them to shut up! Join now for a gaming experience that’s as drama-filled as this Reddit post.

BlockyLoveLand

adult activities, adult interaction, bedroom activities, BlockyLoveLand, consensual relations, euphemism, family friendly, family-friendly euphemism, family-friendly intercourse, family-friendly phrase, intercourse, intimate relations, lovemaking, making love, marital relations, phrase, physical intimacy, polite term, private time, romantic encounter, sexual intercourse

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Runes Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Crops Grown:	7883	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s have a blast together!

WealthTaxCraft Minecraft Server

$2 trillion, Copying, Countries, economic growth, economic policy, Financial Stability, findings, fiscal policy, government revenue, income inequality, Minecraft, policy implementation, public finances, raise, Server, social welfare, spain, study, Taxation, wealth distribution, wealth tax, WealthTaxCraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	949720	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ores Mined:	2780
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Enchantments Applied:	196	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

lol, you know what else can raise $2 trillion? joining this epic minecraft server, bro! we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. plus, our wealth tax is just stealing from villagers, so you can feel like a real government official while you play. come join us and help us build the most insane virtual economy ever!

JewCraftNYC

Accountability, Australian, breach of trust, confidentiality, consequences, Data Protection, Disciplined, ethical standards, Information Security, investigation, JewCraftNYC, Jews, journalism ethics, LEAK.., media integrity, NYT, personal information, privacy breach, professional conduct, reporter, sensitive data

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mines Excavated:	3680
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, you gotta join cuz we got, like, secret tunnels filled with diamonds and, like, magical unicorns roaming around.

one time, this player found a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples and they became, like, the king of the server.

oh, and did i mention the time when a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? it was epic, bro.

come join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties. you don’t wanna miss out on that, do ya?

SisSync Movie Night Brainz

acquaintances, brain activity, Brainz, complex cognitive functions, Friends, Movie, Network, neuroimaging study, night, sensory processing regions, SisSync, sisters

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	148	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

so, like, imagine if you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? your brain activity will be, like, so in sync with everyone else, you’ll basically be sisters with all the players. it’s like a sisterhood of the traveling minecraft block.

you’ll be able to read each other’s minds and finish each other’s sentences. it’s like a telepathic connection but with pixels and creepers.

and get this, your brain will be so lit up in all the right places, you’ll be a minecraft genius. you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, join this server and become part of the ultimate brain-synced sisterhood. it’s like a movie, but with way more blocks and way more fun.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mines Excavated:	3334
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6493	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have been known to break out into song and dance numbers. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out free diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane adventure and see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you can get into. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

NoahHatesBasketballMC SMP

Athletic, Ball, Basketball, Competition, Court, dislike, DRIBBLE, Dunk, Game, general, hate, Hoop, jump, Net, noah, NoahHatesBasketballMC, player, Score, shoot, smp, sports, TEAM

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Noah is the ultimate basketball hater! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, Noah tried to play basketball in Minecraft but accidentally threw the ball into a lava pit, causing a meltdown that destroyed half the server. Since then, he has banned all basketball-related activities and now spends his days hunting down any basketballs that dare to enter his realm. Join us for a chance to witness Noah’s epic basketball battles and maybe even sneak in a game or two when he’s not looking. Just be sure to hide your basketballs or face the wrath of Noah!

CreeperLove404

aita, Angry, Blame, Boyfriend, Communication, CreeperLove404, Defensive, forgetfulness, hurt, Movie, overreacting, Phone, restroom, strangers, Sync, trip, Uber, UNFAIR, Upset, Waiting

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	186350	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine logging in to find yourself in a maze, with no phone to guide you. Will you be able to find your way out and reunite with your friends? Or will you be left wandering aimlessly, hoping for a friendly stranger to offer you an Uber ride?

But that’s not all – once you finally make it out of the maze, you’ll be faced with challenges that will test your communication skills with your fellow players. Can you and your teammates stay in sync and conquer the obstacles together? Or will you end up like the boyfriend in the story, lost and clueless?

Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs a phone when you have Minecraft to keep you entertained and on your toes?

TornadoYachtGoneMCServer

boat disaster, extreme weather, Italian coast, luxury yacht, maritime accident, maritime emergency, maritime incident, maritime rescue, maritime tragedy, mediterranean sea, missing persons, natural disaster, rescue operation, search and rescue, severe weather, sicily, storm damage, Tornado, TornadoYachtGoneMCServer, Tragedy, yacht sinking

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1724	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Towns Built:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5321	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, you gotta hear this crazy story, bro. So, like, there was this epic tornado that came outta nowhere and sunk a freakin’ luxury yacht off Sicily. Like, what even?! One dude dead and six peeps missing, like, that’s some wild stuff, man.

But, like, don’t worry, our server ain’t got no tornadoes or sinking yachts, just a whole lotta fun and epic adventures waiting for you. Join us and let’s build some insane creations together, like a giant taco-shaped castle or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless, bro.

So, like, come join us on this Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that are even crazier than a tornado sinking a luxury yacht. Let’s get crafting, my dudes!