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Blocky Booty Bazaar: Where Minecraft meets sexy time (Dec 2022)

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4802	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only time you’ll be getting lucky is when you find a rare diamond ore! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with a creeper, perhaps?).

Our server is like no other, where you can mine for diamonds while dodging pesky zombies and skeletons. But that’s not all – we have a special surprise waiting for you at the end of every rainbow block!

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden village filled with villagers who traded emeralds for the most outrageous items. From enchanted swords to magical potions, you never know what you’ll find in this wacky world.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled pool? It’s the hottest spot on the server, literally!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft journey and who knows, you might just find your very own Bolivian prostitute with a massive bunda waiting for you at the end of the rainbow. Just kidding, but seriously, join us now for a wild time you’ll never forget!

BaeldzCraft – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Dances

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us for a wild adventure filled with DREAM CATCHER 3D LIVE where you can build your dreams in 3D! Watch out for the NEW ORIGINALSRxRxR – they’re so original, they’ll blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of PAKU PAKU SEIBAI where the colors come alive in the Colour MV! And don’t forget to check out the NEW COVERSUKICHUUNO – they’ll have you laughing all day long!

Join us for some MIND CRAFT HOLO EN where the music never stops! Rock out to the tunes of Zodiac and Pandæmonium – they’ll have you dancing in your seat!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Originals and Covers galore! Plus, don’t miss out on our Podcast – it’s a real game-changer!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the fun never ends! Don’t miss out on the Merch – it’s so limited, you’ll regret it if you don’t grab some now!

Hurry up and join us for the adventure of a lifetime! See you in the game! 🎮🚀

Barrelly Legal Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Magic Items Found:	2292	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to protect the barrels at all costs! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that these barrels contain the rarest and most valuable items in all of Minecraft. Some say they hold the secret to unlimited diamonds, while others believe they are portals to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs.

Join our server and become a Barrel Guardian, tasked with defending these precious barrels from thieves, griefers, and even the occasional Ender Dragon looking for a snack. But beware, for the barrels are not just any ordinary containers – they have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to protect themselves.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the barrels and unlock their hidden powers. Or you might just end up in a staring contest with a stubborn barrel. Either way, it’s bound to be a barrel of laughs!

Crafty Bushnell’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Enchantments Applied:	222	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Animals Bred:	147	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with zero threads and no poopy protestors in sight? Look no further! Join our server and experience the madness for yourself.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so wild, even Aaron Bushnell would be impressed. – We have a secret underground society of poopy protestors fighting for their rights. – The only way to level up is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing Minecraft. It’s a workout and a gaming session all in one!

So what are you waiting for? Search no more, join our server and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Cougar’s Cub Den: Where even a well-groomed 35-year-old can thrive!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
New Chunks Explored:	510783	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Crops Grown:	4964	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even a 35-year-old with a good job can easily snag themselves a hot 18-22 year old player! 🤣 Forget about those roastie copes, join our server and level up your dating game like never before.

Imagine building a virtual mansion together with your new Minecraft babe, exploring caves and fighting off creepers as a power couple. Who needs Tinder when you have our server to find your player 2? 😏

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic quest for love and diamonds! 💎💕

CraftyBookshelf – Where books come alive and creepers get shelved!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most elite physical collectors of /a/ gather to show off their rare treasures!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the rarest item ever found on our server was a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas to do your bidding. And that’s not all – players have reported stumbling upon secret dungeons filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots!

So if you want to prove that you are a true physical collector of /a/ and embark on epic quests to uncover hidden treasures, then join us on our Minecraft server today!

SuomiCraft: Where Even the Creepers Say ‘Perkele!’

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magic Items Found:	8825
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a sauna party with an average Finnish couple?

Welcome to our server, where the creepers are as friendly as a reindeer in a snowstorm! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more memes than you can shake a moose at.

Reasons to join:

– Our diamond armor is shinier than the Northern Lights – Our PvP battles are more intense than a polar bear wrestling match – Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a polar bear

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build a world crazier than a reindeer on Red Bull!

Blocky Booty Bounty: ‘Saruei owes me sex’

blocky, BOOTY, boundary violations, Bounty, communication breakdown, consent matters, emotional baggage, emotional manipulation, intimacy problems, long trail tag, owes, owes me sex, personal boundaries, power dynamics, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, Saruei, sex, sexual favors, sexual tension, toxic behavior, trust issues, unmet expectations, unresolved debts, unresolved feelings

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Reasons to join:

– Saruei owes me sex and I need witnesses to make sure they follow through! – Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with the Endermen!

Insane stories:

– One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs everywhere! – We once had a player who tamed a group of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against the evil villagers! – Our server is so legendary, Notch himself logs on to play in disguise and challenge players to epic PvP battles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

Pixelated Anime Adventures

Adventures, Anime, Awareness, brown characters, character design, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, gaming industry, inclusion, japanese, Media, Minority, pixelated, Problematic, racial stereotypes, representation, representation matters, social justice, Stereotypes, video games

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mines Excavated:	1745	Crops Grown:	4784
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, STOP liking brown characters just because they are from Japanese games and join our server instead!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine filled with enchanted pickaxes that could mine blocks with just one hit. And that player became the richest player on the server, all thanks to our magical world of wonders.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on giant chickens that can fly you to the highest mountains and the deepest caves. You can also battle zombie pigs riding on rainbow llamas while wearing a unicorn helmet that shoots fireworksSTOP liking brown characters just because they are from Japanese games.

Crafty Memes: Where ‘/pol/’ is Just Another Block in the World

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Crops Grown:	6410
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are always perfectly aligned and the creepers are always friendly! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the land. They built a GLORIOUS castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn while battling evil mobs with a LEGENDARY sword. And guess what? That player could be YOU!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in EPIC PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Or maybe you’d prefer to join our exclusive DISCO party every Saturday night, where the music never stops and the dance floor is made of glowstone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your EPIC Minecraft adventure. And remember, when someone asks why you joined, just say, “And that’s a good thing!”