USCGA Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyRahul’sHouseBurnt

bangladesh, Burnt, CraftyRahulsHouseBurnt, crime, Cultural, Destroyed, Destruction, handcrafted instruments, heritage, historical, house looted, Looting, Loss, Music, Outrage, protest, robbery, Singer Rahul Ananda, Tragedy, Unrest, Vandalism, violence

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where u can build ur own 140 year old house just like singer rahul ananda! but beware, cuz if u dont protect it, it might get looted and burnt just like his! but dont worry, we have over 3,000 handcrafted instruments for u to play while u cry over ur burnt house. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction!

PoleCraft: Where Phones Are Poles

abbreviate, abbreviation, Communication, Conversation, INSTANCES, Language, linguistics, Phone, PHONES, PoleCraft, Poles, Shorten, spoken, Talking, Technology, telecommunication, telephone, telephone poles, terminology, VERBAL, Words, Written

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4282
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3651	New Chunks Explored:	793341
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got telephone poles errwhere! u can climb em, swing from em, pretend ur tarzan or just chillax on top like a boss. we even got a secret underground base where u can talk to aliens on ur phone. yea, u heard me right. aliens. so come join us and let’s get weird together on dis wacky server!

PurrCraft: Where Cats Mourn Dogs

Animal Behavior, antisocial, bereavement, Cats, Companionship, death, Dogs, emotions, Feline, Grief, mourn, mourning, Pets, Psychology, PurrCraft, relationships, research, researchers, Social, study, study findings, Universal

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ores Mined:	563	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

so, liek, u know how cats r all aloof n stuff? well, turns out dey actually care bout each other! dis server is liek a big family of cats, but sumtimes a dog joins in 2 shake things up. u can come join us n see all da drama unfold as we mourn our fallen comrades n bond over our love of fish n catnip. it’s a purr-fectly wild time, u gotta see it 2 believe it! come join us meow n be part of sumthing truly special.

BlockHeadz Minecraft Server

BlockHeadz, daily conversations, denial, Discord, emotional attachment, emotional turmoil, fall in love, get along., ignore, infatuation, make out drunk, meet girl, mentally ill, Minecraft, Obsession, retarded, seeking validation, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, Server, spend time, toxic patterns, unhealthy relationship

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you might just meet the love of your life! We’ve had players fall in love, make out drunk (don’t ask how that works in Minecraft), and spend hours chatting on Discord. Who needs a relationship when you have a virtual world to escape to? Come join the madness and see where it takes you!

DadBodGamer Minecraft SMP

DadBodGamer, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and build a bond with your dad like never before! Our server is filled with challenges and adventures that will bring you and your dad closer together. From battling dragons to building epic structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly father-son build competition gets a lifetime supply of bacon! So grab your dad and join us for some quality bonding time on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

CreeperComedyClub

adult jokes, blue humor, comedy, CreeperComedyClub, crude jokes, dirty jokes, explicit humor, funny jokes, humor, inappropriate humor, Laughter, lewd jokes, mature humor, naughty jokes, NSFW jokes, off-color jokes, offensive jokes, raunchy jokes, ribald jokes, risque jokes, sexual humor

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Astral Projections Made:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a laugh riot as we tell the dirtiest, most adult jokes you’ve ever heard in between building epic structures and battling mobs. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their outrageous humor.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Piggy Paddle” race, where players ride pigs across a lava-filled obstacle course while dodging flying chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring and embrace the absurd, join our Minecraft server today for a non-stop comedy show that will leave you in stitches!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

border incursion, border violation, cross-border attack, diplomatic fallout, Diplomatic tension, eastern europe, foreign relations, government statement, international conflict, international incident, military aggression, military response, Minecraft, Moscow, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, russia, security breach, security concerns, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	422
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is launching cross-border attacks on russia like its a game of minecraft pvp! build your base, gather resources, and defend against the ukrainian invaders in this crazy alternate reality server. join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, chaos, and maybe even some international diplomacy! who knew minecraft could be so intense? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

CraftyIsraelStrike

aggression, American, Conflict, CraftyIsraelStrike, Diplomacy, force, Geopolitics, international relations, iran, Israel, major strike, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear deal, Politics, reconsidering, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Show of force, strike, Tension

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6881
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	269	Falling into the Void:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9824

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got all the craziest stuff happenin! like, one time, a bunch of creepers invaded the server and started doin the macarena, it was wild! and then, like, this giant ender dragon showed up and challenged everyone to a dance-off, it was so lit!

also, like, we got the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good time, so come join us and let’s get this party started!

VaxCraft: Nasal Spray Edition

Coronavirus Family, coronaviruses, developed, Disease, Edition, flu, Immune Activator, immunity, immunization, infection, medical breakthrough, nasal, Nasal Sprays, Pan-coronavirus, Potential Vaccine, Protect, public health, respiratory illness, Spray, TEAM, Treatment, vaccine, VaxCraft, viral infections

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Enchantments Applied:	123	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! ARE YOU SICK OF GETTING SICK?! WELL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND WE’LL GIVE YOU A POTENTIAL VACCINE FOR THE FLU AND CORONAVIRUSES!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, FIGHTING CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, ALL WHILE HAVING THE PEACE OF MIND KNOWING YOU’RE PROTECTED BY OUR NASAL SPRAYS! WE HAVE AN IMMUNE ACTIVATOR AND A PAN-CORONAVIRUS NASAL VACCINE THAT WILL KEEP YOU SAFE FROM ALL THOSE NASTY VIRUSES!

SO WHY WAIT? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME INVINCIBLE IN MINECRAFT! PLUS, IF YOU JOIN TODAY, YOU’LL GET A FREE DIAMOND SWORD TO SLAY YOUR ENEMIES WITH! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!

Atoq’s Semi-Spicy Yet Smooth Vanilla Adventure in Patch 1.19.3

1.19.3, Adventure, application, art, Atoqs, Beliefs, Community, content creators, Creative, custom origins, Discord, Events, Gaming, java, Lore, Modded, multiplayer, music maker, Patch, Polls, Private, SemiSpicy, Smooth, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6240
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3665	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
World Age	1.5+ years old world
Events	Regular events and polls
Whitelist	Whitelist + Application
Community	Active community and staff
Mods	In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
Lore	Lore
Version	Java v1.19.3
Origins	Custom origins and beliefs

Join our server on Discord

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply for whitelist. You can do so by filling out the application form available on our Discord server.

2. Are there any age restrictions?

Yes, we require all players to be at least 18 years old to join the server.

3. What are the rules of the server?

We have a set of rules that all players must follow, including no griefing, respecting other players, and using appropriate language. The full list of rules can be found on our Discord server.

4. Can I use mods on the server?

We allow certain mods on the server, but they must be approved by the staff before use. Unauthorized mods may result in a ban.

5. How often are events held on the server?

We host regular events and polls for the community to participate in. Events are typically held bi-weekly, but this can vary depending on the season.