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CraftyFibsMC

BETRAYAL, cover up, CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, disloyalty, fabrication, facade, falsehood, fib, half-truth, Hidden Truth, lie, Manipulation, misleading, Pretense, secret, untruth, white lie

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5497
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191

Are you tired of telling people you’re actually a Minecraft pro when in reality you can barely build a dirt hut? Well, fear no more! Join our server and let your inner Minecraft legend shine! We have secret potions that will turn you into a block-placing machine, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command (just kidding, please don’t explode our server). So come join us and start living the Minecraft lie of your dreams!

VenezuelaCraft: EU Blockade

Blockade, controversy, current events, Democracy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, election, EU, european politics, european union, foreign policy, Government, Hungary, international relations, News, opposition, Politics, unified statement, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, veto power

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Endless Night Skies:	1

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like, totally blocking each other from making a unified statement on Venezuela’s election? i know, right? it’s like a whole drama going on in the virtual world. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join us for some epic trolling and political shenanigans. who needs peace and unity when you can have chaos and mayhem? come join the madness, you won’t regret it!

CraftyGunZ: PewPewPoverty

CraftyGunZ, demographics, disparities, economic disparities, Firearms Legislation, Firearms Ownership, gun control, Gun Safety, health disparities, Multivariable Model, Owning Firearms, Percent White, PewPewPoverty, Poverty Level, Predicting, public health, racial disparities, risk factors, socioeconomic factors, statistical analysis, U.S. States, Unintentional Firearm Mortality

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is arrows from skeletons! we got disparities seen in unintentional creeper explosions across our virtual states! three factors emerged as significant in predicting unintentional block destruction by state: percent of players wearing diamond armor, below the poverty level of diamonds, and owning pickaxes!

we got crazy stories like one time a player accidentally set off a TNT trap in their own base and blew up their entire house! but don’t worry, we have grief protection so you can build in peace without worrying about accidental explosions (unless you want to, we won’t judge).

so come join us for a wild ride of mining, building, and unintentional chaos on our minecraft server! you won’t regret it (unless you blow up your own base, then you might regret it a little).

Shack

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Farming, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3477	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Void Armor Forged:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Villages Defended:	7

We are krotting. and we want you to krot with us. will you krot with us? kortterdikrotterdikrot. kortterdikrotterdikrot. kortterdikrotterdikrot.

play.krotje.com

CraftyBallGame Minecraft Server

athletes, ball game, baseball, Competition, CraftyBallGame, Entertainment, esports, Gaming, hololive, Japan, Japanese culture, live events, Minecraft, Music, News, online streaming, Performance, Server, sports, Stadium, Updates, virtual idols, virtual reality

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have wings and are ready to take you on a magical journey through the skies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers. These guys know how to boogie down like you’ve never seen before. Join them for a dance party you’ll never forget.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rare breed of diamond chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken at your disposal?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs!

OnePieceHunterMC SMP

activated, black beard, buried, hostages, japanese, laughed, location, metal gear, Naruto, nuclear bomb, nukes, one piece, OnePieceHunterMC, Poneglyphs, Roger, sea level, secret island, Series End, smp, Thousands of Years, Underwater, World Government

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

🤣 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP where the one piece is actually a hidden nuclear bomb on a secret underwater island! Legend has it that the sea level has risen multiple times, making it nearly impossible to find the island without precise coordinates. But wait, there’s more – the bomb was meant to detonate on impact, but it never did! That’s why the legendary pirate Roger laughed when he discovered it.

Now, the world government is in a panic because the bomb can still be activated. And guess who’s on the hunt for it? Blackbeard, of course! He’s already captured hostages to find the poneglyphs leading to the island. Once he gets his hands on the one piece, he plans to hold the entire world hostage!

But don’t worry, this story has a twist – the series will end with the destruction of the one piece. Why? Because government bad, and because the Japanese love to include big bomb plots in their stories (just look at Naruto and Metal Gear!).

So, if you’re ready for a crazy adventure filled with danger, intrigue, and explosive surprises, join our Minecraft SMP now! Who knows, you might just be the one to save the world from destruction (or cause it, we won’t judge)! 🤪🧨🏴‍☠️ #MinecraftMadness

CreeperParentz

college graduate, communication breakdown, CreeperParentz, estranged relationships, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Financial Stability, financial support, forgiveness, liberal arts degree, long-term consequences, making son homeless, parental advice, parental duty, supporting decisions, theater major, throwaway account, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Potions Brewed:	83	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like this crazy family drama, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next, just like this parent who never expected their son to come crawling back for money. Will you make the right decisions and avoid falling out with your loved ones like this parent did? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the suspense, and the unexpected just like in this wild family story. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Mundakkai Mayhem Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Disaster, disaster management, emergency response, Fatalities, Flooding, heavy rains, humanitarian crisis, Kerala, Kerala floods, landslide victims, landslides, MAYHEM, Minecraft, monsoon, Mundakkai, natural disaster, relief efforts, rescue operations, search and rescue, Server, South India, Tragedy

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

lol come join our server where we have more landslides than Kerala! 152 dead? pfft, we have 153 dead from people falling off our pixelated mountains! search and rescue ops? nah, we just let the creepers blow everything up and start fresh. Mundakkai who? more like Mundak-cry when you see our epic disasters! join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction!

CraftyVotesCounted

Borrell, counted, CraftyVotesCounted, Democracy, diplomatic stance, election, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, EU, european union, foreign relations, International, legitimacy, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, Politics, recognition, result.., south america, Venezuela, Votes

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	14

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join because, like, we have the craziest adventures and the most epic builds, man.

one time, we had this epic battle with a giant chicken that was terrorizing the land. we had to team up and use all our skills to defeat it. it was, like, so intense, bro.

and, like, our community is, like, the best, man. everyone is so chill and friendly. we all help each other out and have a blast together.

so, like, come join us on this server, bro. you won’t regret it. trust me, it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made.

LlamaCraft: HIV Immunity Boosted!

bNAb, Boosted, Breakthrough, Building immunity, Close to 100%, combined, Diverse panel, Envelope protein, HIV, HIV immunity, HIV-1, HIV-1 strains, immunity, immunized, Llama, Llama nanobodies, llamacraft, Nanobodies, Nanobody production, neutralization, Neutralizes, researchers, strains

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

join dis crazy minecraft server where llamas 🦙 have been immunized with hiv proteins to produce nanobodies dat make u invincible in da game! imagine riding a llama into battle and taking down mobs like a boss cuz u got dat 96% immunity! team up with other players and combine ur powers to be unstoppable, just like da llamas and their nanobodies! come join da fun and be part of dis epic adventure where llamas rule and hiv is no match for ur gaming skills! 🎮🦙 #llamananobodies #minecraftmadness